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Brian W

@ohhiinternet.bsky.social
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I bend computers to my will; as part of the capitalist machine. This makes me cry sometimes. Sagitiquaruis who seeks to destroy the constellations that control us. 4th place in a “Jump Rope For Heart” competition in 1989.

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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
@normcharlatan.bsky.social
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Huge Jordan Hicks fan.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My guy might have to see what he can get for his wife on the secondary market.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I in particular am happy Kadawg is getting his moment in the sun. Shout out to a real one.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
47 years ago Pauline Black of The Selecter, Suggs of Madness and Neville Staple of The Specials pose behind the tour bus at the first date of the 2 Tone Tour in Brighton, UK, October 1979. 📸 Chalkie Davies #punkrock #ska #skalegends #skamusic #theselecter #thespecials #madness #skahistory
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That whole movie, tbh.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FourEva is just too damn short!
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, that was the allusion I was making.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does she dye her eyebrows black?
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ban… chiropractors…
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“As we all know, chemtrails are part of an insidious government program; and I, a senior member of the government, will get to the bottom of this thing.”
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Worst part of having insomnia is everyone offering suggestions you’ve been following for years. “Oh, I should take magnesium and read a book? Thanks, Morpheus. You’ve fucking cracked it!”
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
none of the people complaining about el-sayed saying this actually think it's a bad message. most Americans have agreed that 9/11 was cynically used to get us into a pointless war that cost untold lives for close to two decades now. what they are actually objecting to is a Muslim talking about 9/11.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Super, even.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
From a Gen X perspective, it wasn’t a proper party unless a) cops were called and/or b) the host had to lay low and crash on a couch somewhere until their parents got over it.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Busy spending $50K of the company’s AI budget on a deep statistical analysis of the “Growers Vs Showers Paradigm” for a tech talk.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is the ‘t’ in that last word silent?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Batman: I am the greatest detective in the world Batman: I wonder if the Riddler is actually this man named Riddle P. Questionworth
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Renegade I’m guessing….
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just binged the TV Show. Just fantastic stuff.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Could cause confusion with the Cardinals, because as everyone outside STL surely knows; we have a sacred connection with that symbol.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Verify your modem is set to the correct COM port and doesn’t have an IRQ conflict with your sound card.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“I’ve had sex seven (7) times.”
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There was a period in my life where I think I said this shake quote daily.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You seem fun.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I can’t tell if you are overestimating Benny Hill’s intelligence or underestimating Sridhar’s…
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not even in the Federal League?!?!
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yup. Northerners consider us southerners and southerners consider us Yankees. Can’t win for losing.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Or that you’re wrong.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Heh, St. Charles High. You?
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
For context, I live in STL ;)
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am a Missourian, and I say no. You are missing the crux of the original post; which is about ruralism not geography.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ok, then your argument about state legislature and policy dictating the “southerness” of a state makes no sense.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
North Dakota has a far higher percentage of GOP representation at the state level. Is it a southern state?
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Missouri was officially a Union state. It was divided between north and south and had its own internal civil war. Over twice as many Missourians fought for the Union than the Confederacy. It’s as mid-west as you can get.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nope. Mid-west. No southerner would acknowledge MO as a southern state.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“literally a civil war”
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
We should make it a thing to burn Confederate flags on July 4
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thanks for defining myriad for me. It means a lot.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dear me! I think it is! The resemblance is uncanny!
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Talked to someone yesterday who said Lion’s Choice was horrible.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Another W for Ashby to boot. A 20 win middle reliever is a hilariously tempting prospect.
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Brian W @ohhiinternet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As a Cardinals fan, I have to sheepishly ask “and then what happened?”
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