Reposted by soakyAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The only dollar you can rely on 515154291385
Reposted by soakyJ. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 13/03/2025She is ever so serious 532654108
Reposted by soakybbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 20/02/2025riot points $17,000 car payment $150 rent $600 eggs $5,500 phone bill $80 steam $8,342 someone who is good at economy pls help me budget. i am not sure what i doing wrong 3953230
Reposted by soakyWillie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 19/02/2025the coolest 14 year old in whatever Discord server Elon trolls is probably one of the most influential people in the world right now 1265
Reposted by soakyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 19/02/2025if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power 474265683737
Reposted by soakyeva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/02/2025hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist 146154106967
Reposted by soakyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me 303541309
Reposted by soakybbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 11/02/2025。 ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝╮ ( bibinos ) ( beebeenos ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ ( FUCK ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯ 1879355
Reposted by soakyDave Bryant 🇪🇸 @davebspain.bsky.social · 03/02/2025So, Stonechats are great to watch. They find the highest perch and fly to and from it, catching insects. Perfect birds to photograph, unlike those flitty ones who never stay still! Have a good week all. #birds 933430
Reposted by soakymegadrivers @megadrivers.coolpics.biz · 19/02/2024showing a Victorian child kendama tricks but I keep fucking it up and now they're crying 086
Reposted by soakykattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 20/12/2024smoke gets in your eyes. wax gets in your ears. chopsticks get in your nose. things happen in a restaurant, is all im saying 18717120
Reposted by soakyRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/12/2024Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds. 157123733022
Reposted by soakyMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages: 4554089510212
Reposted by soaky🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I don't know if it's helpful to refer to Elon as "the richest CEO ever to live," but it does put things like "the richest CEO ever to live singlehandedly killed funding for pediatric cancer research" into perspective. 835296
Reposted by soakyCenter for Advanced Pain Studies @utdpaincenter.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Immunofluorescence for sensory neurons (soma and axons; green), nociceptors (red), and nuclei (blue) in the human dorsal root ganglion! Image credit: Adriana Nwasinachi Ezeji #Painneuroscience #Painresearch #Neuroscience #Scicomm 1349
Reposted by soakyKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 19/12/2024The Boys Are Back in Town is much sadder when you realize it’s written from the perspective of the loser of the friend group celebrating everyone else coming back from a group vacation. 602041154
Reposted by soakyceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 19/12/2024dave: i’m going to open an arcade dave’s mom: you have to include buster 91481159
Reposted by soakyLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Had some groceries delivered. Reminded myself to grab them right away because there are bagels in there, and sometimes squirrels eat the bagels if I'm not quick. Went out there, one paper bag was labeled BREAD. Very quickly felt my brain go, "Well, jeez, don't write it on the bag." 21310330449
Reposted by soakyLittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The biggest upgrade Marvel Rivals has on Overwatch is they decided to let you see your character’s butt the whole time in third person. 642698174
Reposted by soakyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/12/2024This is Summit. He carefully selects a new stick every morning from his hotel's stick library. Thinks every beach should have one of these. 13/10 154112941343
Reposted by soakyCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 16/12/2024Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶 244153861655
Reposted by soakyKris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/12/2024tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch 13587402163
Reposted by soaky✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 16/12/2024me: yeah ive been gettin really into natural foods. like i go outside and i'll just eat the grass, because like. it's vegetables. that shits good for you. CVS cashier: and then you eat the rocks to help digest it right me: and then i eat the rocks !! 221245188
Reposted by soakyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/12/2024[inhales helium from balloon] Your mom and I are getting a divorce 211697255
Reposted by soakylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/12/2024The history of Canadian television is fascinating. They gave this show about a wandering german shepherd two runs across eight seasons. that's 175 episodes built on the concept of "what if a dog was smart but itinerant" 872165231
Reposted by soakyjen ☕️ @nowandjen.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I love my Gen Z employees so much lmao One just told me about her study method, she said she turns it into gossip Ex: "Omg did you hear what this sociologist believes in? He's so canceled for that" 612217108
Reposted by soakyJanet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Mary is radiant (2020) A portrait of a bluejay I have gotten to know over the years that she has visited my garden. I like how she glows in this photo. #ArtAdventCalendar #photography #birds 37142776
Reposted by soakyNathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Memento Mori: The Autumnal #illustration #characterdesign 234953899
Reposted by soakyLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/12/2024I remember watching the Rent movie back when I was eight and being so confused why this woman kept asking him to light her candle but then blowing it out herself while he’s not looking?? Was she stupid or something?? 2045913
Reposted by soakyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/12/2024cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast me: ok cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl me: ok cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch 823392293
Reposted by soakyPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024"Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows."bloomberg.comAmericans Spend More Years Sick Than Rest of World, Study FindsEven as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows. 671167924114
Reposted by soakyspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/12/2024reading marcus aurelius' masturbations and this guy has some IDEAS 2575
Reposted by soakyceej @ceej.online · 12/12/2024my loathsome servants seem unhappy with their allotment of crumbs and keep sprouting visible thought bubbles of me trussed up like a glistening ham 121410204
Reposted by soakyDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Those who don't study cookery are doomed to reheat it 2636
Reposted by soakyDread @dreadful4x.blacksky.app · 11/12/2024Good Evening, Researchers observing elephants found they may have “names.” Unique calls were linked to specific individuals, prompting only that elephant to respond while others ignored it. Playback of these calls confirmed the pattern, showing elephants use distinct sounds to identify each other. 732602251
Reposted by soakyCeleste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble 746215811725
