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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków)

@sandwichfrank.northsky.social
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Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/new wave thembo/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/Oregonian/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. Banner by Michael Green. Gowns by Adrian. 🤠

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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 11/04/2026
a little bit of monica here we go a little bit of erica mama mia a little bit of rita okey dokey a little bit of tina lets a go a little bit of sandra take a this a little bit of mary take a that a little bit of jessica yahooooo a little bit of its a me mario
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Préachán an Mórrígan @sauriansouls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
omw to devour a baby
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
The song that was #1 when I was born is bad enough, but song #2 … hurgh blugh
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Carl Anderson Friends And Lovers
YouTube video by DJ JoeyCoco
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Many people are saying this!!!!
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COMPUTERS: A BIG MISTAKE Bumper Sticker - Etsy
This Bumper Stickers item by MPLWDNoveltyCistern has 1145 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Maplewood, NJ. Listed on Sep 14, 2026
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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[title]
MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lowkey though the day when “staying connected with friends and relatives who are nowhere else” lost out to “the Zuccster wants me to die” really fucking sucked and I miss everybody a lot. Still think it was the correct decision.
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️ T'Lynn 🦇 David 🦇 Cooper 🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Name your fav cartoon character.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 04/10/2026
Every time I see a cybertruck on the road I yell at them to get more polygons. It's not 1991 anymore
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
got it animated
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP Marjoe Gortner, an American original - child preacher who once he grew up, revealed all the tricks of the evangelist trade in an Oscar winning documentary and then transitioned into acting and was ubiquitous in the 1970s... MARJOE the documentary is on Tubi!
Marjoe Gortner
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Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 04/10/2026
That the Oregon Coast doesn’t offer clam based biscuits and gravy , like putting clam chowder on biscuits, means that we have not matured as a society yet
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cj 🔜 LBX 716 @ceeejus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
miss magpie
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RETVRN to when this was a movie studio’s idea of an expensive folly
Bernadette Peters. Jessica Harper and Steve Martin in Pennies From Heaven singing a tune
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Oregon Plates @plat.es · 04/10/2026
The Custom Oregon Plate WATSUP was available, but is now reserved. dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=cu… #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #WATSUP
Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "WATSUP".
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On October 4, 1972, TV show 'The Paul Lynde Show' aired episode "No Nudes Is Good Nudes"
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Eisner campaign for “Sluggo’s Terible Hat” starts here
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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H-O-T-T-O-D-D! @klookloo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
edit of B. Kliban's "A Cartoonist is coming!" comic, but Sluggo in his new hat is the dapper strutting fellow
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IT MUST BE CATURDAY
NANCY ANSWERS THE DOOR AND A MOUSE TRAP SALESMAN LOOKS IN A SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO WITH A ROOM FULL OF CATS
SALESMAN:HELLO! I’M SELLING A LITTLE ARTICLE- - ER - - ER - - NEVER MIND!!
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Conan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Open AI agents went rogue & hallucinated pictures of me “cumming” (ejaculating) into Pepsi cans behind a barn & then posted them in the comments sections of >500 recipe blogs/websites. I called to complain but wound up giving them my 401k.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haha, I’m in danger.
an envelope from the Health Insurance market that had a bunch of paper in it explaining how I’m not going to have health insurance ever again
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bert hates Cats the musical: “Jellicle cats aren’t real, I don’t know what the Heaviside Layer is, and they completely missed the part where Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat comes down the chimney on his train and gives us presents.”
Bert the gray/brown tabby pontificates from his rocking chair
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d listen to a podcast that was done by people audibly smoking corncob pipes. The click on the teeth, the thoughtful cob stroke, an abbreviated puff to make a point. ASMR for the Playboy Philosophy types
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
🐏 going back in my high school newspaper’s physical archives and finding an editorial that was like “No matter how many times MTV plays Soft Cell and other f*gotty shit, we all know REO Speedwagon is still the king.”
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 03,1953
P1- NANCY HAS A NEW NECKLACE 
NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- - MAY I GO OUT AND SHOW OFF MY NEW NECKLACE TODAY ?
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FRITZI: YES, BUT BE CAREFUL THAT THE STRING DOESN'T BREAK
P3- NANCY IS HEADED TO THE FRONT DOOR 
NANCY: DON'T WORRY---I WON'T
LOSE ANY BEADS
P4- SLUGGO IS PULLING NANCY, SHE IS IN A TRASHCAN PLACED ON A SMALL CART,
THAT WAY SHE CAN’T LOOSE ANY OF THE BEADS IF HER NECKLACE SHOULD BREAK
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
Darlene

Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a guy working at the florence bi-mart told us with obvious pride that he has stocked the largest beer selection of any bi-mart and i told him i would tell the whole internet. great job guy
an aisle of beers a lot of them suck but idk some drinkable stuff mixed in. pub beer is legit there's more in this area, this is like the "craft" selection i guess oh here's the rainier and the pabst and things of that nature
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️ T'Lynn 🦇 David 🦇 Cooper 🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hahahahahahahahahahahaha god damn
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
I made a comic about this guy a while back
Random Access Memories by J. F. Safeway, 3/29/2023, a comic illustrated in SuperPaint for black and white Macintoshes

You know that thing kids do where they'll just lie about any dumb thing for playground clout?

Cartoon child koala with a Garfield shirt and a lot of wavy dark hair, on swing: "ACKSHULLY my uncle works for Disney* and he sez in the next Aladding, the Genie DIES.**

Asterisks indicate that it is true my uncle worked for Disney, he did not tell me the Genie dies in Return of Jafar.The weirdest version of this I encountered was the kid who clamed that bewigged-late night TV psychic Gary Spivey was his uncle.

A pig child berates that koala child and screams "IS TOO" while crying. There is also a caricature of Gary Spivey and his wig.According to this kid, his Uncle Gary worked at the Ford dealership across the street from Wendy's during the day...

Pig kid: "...because OF COURSE he only has powers at night."

Pig Gary Spivey shows off a truck at Skyline Ford. He says, "let's getcha into one o these bad boys."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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The Virologist 🇳🇱🤙 @thevirologist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥚SMASHMOUTH IS RESURRECTED🍳
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kissing the library
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"RUN! THE TRAIN IS COMING OUT OF THE SCREEN!"
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 21/09/2026
I AM IN LOVE WITH HER
a female killer whale who is not albino but all white
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
#newwaveladies
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hanging this off a northbound I5 overpass in Ashland. One of them is Rob Bonta.
The “Two Bad Neighbors” sign George H.W. Bush displays on his house to anger Homer Simpsons. Crude cartoons of Bart and Homer appear with the text
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prediction: William Howard Taft will travel back in time and run as a dark horse Republican candidate in 2028. He will rise to prominence after making many TikToks where he gets stuck in all kinds of bathtubs for money.
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J. Frank "Ham" von Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I might need to wear this with a battle vest that clarifies my ideology
A gray T-shirt with an image of Richard Nixon about to release a bowling ball
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio
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