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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 20h

I feel like the wage gap doesn't get brought up very much anymore but that might only be because there can't be a wage gap when everyone makes 0 dollars

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ratatouille sequel but it takes place in New York and it's about a different rat running for office by pulling on Curtis Sliwa's hair. That's why he wears the beret.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ed Sheeran might be a fence sitting enabler of the suppression of free speech and the passice acceptance of genocide, but have we talked about the far worse crime than all his songs suck ass.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Attending a function and gotta dress for the occasion

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If AI is gonna end the world can it at least do it in a cool way like in the movies? Like I still don't want it to happen but if it has to I'd rather it be lex luthor evil instead of Elon musk evil

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When she rails you with the unicorn horn shaped strap on, call that getting peggled

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

All I'm saying is zohran mandani gets elected mayor and suddenly spiderman is critically injuring cops

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Making a joke about running into refrigerators because the vaccine made my blood magnetic and then having to explain what fridging is because I mentioned green lantern's girlfriend

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Their intent is to provide people with deeply discounted groceries, hope this helps.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Tom and Jerry is the opiate of the masses

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Last summer I was camping out in the desert for a month and a half for a dig, and we'd only have Internet when we went into town for groceries on Saturday. Every weekend, as soon as we got service, we'd all check the news to see if Joe Biden had died of ass cancer while we were gone.

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John-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Casting decisions to freshen up the Bond franchise 1) Bond is a baby (12 to 18 months), well below the criminal age of responsibility so doesn't need a license to kill - meaning far fewer of the boring paperwork scenes which have bogged the 007 movies down thus far. 2. That's it, the baby one.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Bar gets shot up in my town and next day Charli d'Amelio is there. How many tragedies can one establishment endure.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

>reviewers say game is a modern evolution of turn based RPGs >looks inside >It's just superstar saga

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

When your trans friend gets a little too dysphoric so you refuse to treat your low blood sugar until she properly genders herself

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Never in my life did I think we'd be in a position where a well animated series of Mario movies are significantly worse than a Live Action + CG, smurfs in New York style trilogy of Sonic movies but here we are.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

That certainly was an ending to a manga named chainsaw man

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Why does everything want to talk to me now. Stop it.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Nice argument but I've already given you red eyes and devil horns in a YouTube thumbnail

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Not the US government representing themselves as fucking beerus dragon ball in their propaganda video

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Most ableist thing that's ever been said to me is when I was building a Minecraft house with my friend and we had had different ideas for a design and she went "why don't you want it to be symmetrical don't you have autism?" And I'm like "I'm not fucking death the kid"

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Playing the Sims and repeatedly getting upset that there isn't a "kill this person" button I can press

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Gavin Newsom wants to ban big chungus

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Saw some fuckass take on reddit and looked at the account to see 3.5 million karma like what the fuck. Genuinely more social platforms need to keep score like this so I know who is a deranged power user.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

But if we gave people a UBI they wouldn't want to donate blood plasma anymore, and then rich people wouldn't be able to buy that blood from the banks for their young blood transfusions.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

We already lost the theoretical election where Gavin Newsom is theoretically the democratic nominee because a bunch of theoretical leftists didn't theoretically vote for him

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Elon musk deemed too cringe to be invited to billionaire pedophile island

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Every one of them will be tried during ICE Nuremberg

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Apparently there's evidence that ozempic reduces dementia risk and I'm starting to think they accidentally discovered the fountain of youth while trying to make a drug that reduced insulin resistance

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

In the wake of IU winning the Nationals I think it's an important time to remind everyone how much of a genocidal freak IU's president is. She's had a million calls to resign and has been found by a judge to have violated the first amendment by suppressing Palestine protesters.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

When little children aspire to be archaeologists media only shows them two possible futures: Indiana Jones or Ice King

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Nevermind I should leave anthropology to the experts

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

So I checked my pump and saw that my blood sugar had been low for 3 hours and then I checked my phone and saw that I had sent 13 messages to my professor describing a plan for a virtual archaeology data base using "porn hub style tagging"

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

If my high school self knew that I would ever say something like this he'd blow his brains out

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I am constantly reminded of how useful semicolons are, and I am constantly baffled that I used to think that they were useless.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I personally loved the stranger things finale for putting a major spotlight on how terrible of an actor Noah Schnapp is

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Thinking about that one Ben 10 episode where he turns into a moth guy and gives birth

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Little brother got a switch 2 and was asking for game recommendations so I convinced him to get Celeste. He's gonna be my sister soon.

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I love getting ads for apps that are like "are you a fucking moron who has never read your bank statements and has been paying for a gym membership for 8 years without realizing it? Download our app now."

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Ain't no way they actually put Lego Ninjago in fortnite

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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Someone needs to take away my ability to install video game mods

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The great Barbossa @thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

smth that happens to me quite a lot is that I'll be eating smth like a sandwich or a donut and suddenly I'll think: "oh fuck man, where am I gonna put this when I'm done eating it"

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