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Grey V. Buckets

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The Smartest Floridian @stryc9fuego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"That eightball of coke isn't in the United States, it's in Fiji" >cut to a bag of blow in a "Fiji" water bottle.
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hail gay be drugs do satan
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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, when you think Diogenes carrying a lamp to seek an honest man, think less “polite inquisitor with safely shielded light source,” and more “professional troll in the mall shoving open flames in your face and asking you if you think you’re smart.”
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reacher is for millennials who think the Death Wish movies are too old (complimentary)
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i’d rather DEI
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chef Boyardeez nuts
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we've never had much reason to articulate this before a.i., but a reason we enjoy literature, art, music, etc. is that we know it is one human mind trying to express something fundamentally human and otherwise inexpressible to another human mind
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Kaitensatsuma @kaitensatsuma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"People shouldn't starve and we shouldn't be killing children" THESE ARE FAR-LEFT, COMMUNIST IDEAS - The DNC
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wtf Reacher is getting carved like a very poorly but thoroughly sliced at Thanksgiving turkey
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you are evil enough person, you go to hell before you die and it's televised.
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Non-Fungible Tolkien @kn3rds.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“We’re talking right now like two completely normal and not at all animatronic human beings.”
Elizabeth Holmes looking frighteningly like the Chuck E Cheese animatronic
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(to the tune of “Hurt” - Johnny Cash version) 🎶I shit myself today🎶
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
liberal: [hurling kindling onto a pyre] trans woman tied to the stake: hey could you not liberal: if I don't then I might wind up there with you trans woman: you could cut me loose and we could fight together liberal: [lighting a torch] it's like you want the bad guys to win or something
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
local man weighs in
A drawing of a man with a knife sticking out of his head and a dazed expression on his face.
A caption reads "local man weighs in on the ongoing situation"
The man says "I just hope everyone got what they wanted and they're happy with how things turned out."
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There is no indication that you are so willing and prepared.” Devastating burn.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 01/09/2026
first, do? no! harm
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The Kind With Teeth @shoehornwithteeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I really don't want to believe the "intentionally weak controlled opposition" theory, but I keep coming back to the realization that if it was true, they wouldn't be acting differently.
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jeff @reyturner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At a certain point people need to accept that politicians who uncritically support genocide and think voicing valid criticisms of the police was a generational political blunder aren't going to fight fascism
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 20/08/2026
Your own… …Juggalo Jesus
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The older I get the simpler the politics feel. The value of time compared to everything else. We should have our time, our time is our birthright, fuck them for stealing it from us in so many ways
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do you think Goku trains with a weighted blanket to be stronger in his sleep
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A Timberwolf Clan heavy omnimech from Battletech/Mechwarrior. It's got reverse jointed "chicken" legs, a streamlined torso/cockpit, two boxy missile launches on its shoulders, and arms extending from just below them with boxy weapon mount "hands" on the ends
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Mr. Scunthorpe @frishermansfend.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So what do I do if it turns out Olivia Octavius is my type. Where do the comic book villainesses hang out at.
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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
why should anyone be surprised when a flock flies away
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the mainstream press praising rod liddle in death are not unaware he was a bigoted pedophile, they like him for it. the people in their in-group, at the top of their hierarchy, getting away with crimes signals that the world is in order. it is a moral good, to them. the bigger the crimes the better
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Plato's The Cave
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sing to me, muse, of a complicated man…
Blu Ray cover for Shaft (1971), starring Richard Roundtree
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Christopher Nolan's Man From Nantucket
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thinking “Oh this guy likes human rights? Guess he’s not a fan of me” and being right is probably a sign that you’ve made a wrong turn somewhere.
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Period Blood Meridian
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You couldn’t make classic Jackie Chan movies today. Because those guys were uninsurable and crazy as hell and did shit that makes the Jackass guys look like a bunch of wussies. Just straight up unhinged stunts. Absolutely insane group of lads.
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watching Mortal Kombat II and Karl Urban’s American accent is… not good. But it’s Karl Urban so every second he’s on screen is still a delight.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
another drawing from my Twitter archive, this one based on a tweet by @kimmymonte.bsky.social I HAVE SPOKEN
a tweet drawing of @KimmyMonte (@kimmymonte.bsky.social)'s tweet on Twitter back in 2016, ink on paper.  Kim (white adult female with dark shoulder-length hair wearing a Purple Rain t-shirt portraying Prince on a motorcycle with Purple Rain and Prince and the Revolution on the front with jeans and hands in her pockets) says "not many people know this, but Prince was actually a guitar with legs" to which Prince (Black adult male with a pencil thin mustache and a guitar neck as a spine) replies "pluck me, girl".  watermark reads "@bornmiserable.bsky.social • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM"
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Matt C @mattchuck2.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“We need a younger generation of centrist dipshits because the current crop of centrist dipshits has become unpopular (surely not because of their centrist dipshittery)”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In theory, the moral clarity and steadfastness demonstrated in this statement condemning Israel’s war crimes should be the bare minimum. But in the meantime, Mamdani is a giant among cowardly politicians.
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🔥Nepook🔥 NYC TATTOO GUEST SPOT @nepook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“You know you make twice what I do, right?” “I did not know that.” “Wanna know why?” “Why?” “Because they would need to pay me four times as much to deal with it. Good luck with it though.”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham’s death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can’t right now. I’m taking it to the limit, one more time
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Steph @rantsbydesign.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ok so to sum up: 1. Graham Platner is a sex pest. 2. The guy who was supposed to vet him and didn't care about his sex past past is a sex pest. 3. The dude who broke this bombshell story about the guy who didn't vet Graham Platner is also a sex pest. lmao. MeToo didn't even scratch the surface.
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Grey V. Buckets @notnicknamedguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Look, I get that you collapsed and are making the choking signal with your hands like you need the Heimlich maneuver but, you see, the cat is in my lap. She is purring, you see. Give me a minute, maybe she’ll get up on her own.
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"
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