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ADHD Preacher

@adhd-preacher.bsky.social
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Presbyterian PC(USA) Pastor, ADHD Xtreme neuroheretic. Christianity, neurodiversity, mental health, and more. Puns and silly jokes a specialty. ko-fi.com/adhd_preacher twitch.tv/adhd_preacher YouTube.com/@adhd_preacher

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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 6h
The Real Housewives of Vatican City It's just, like, an exterior shot of some pigeons.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 6h
adderall xr had me doing chores on my birthday
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Zandra, probably @zandra-wpg.bsky.social · 6h
Everyone wants to change the world; nobody wants to do the dishes.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 8h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 10h
I just found out I am apparently in a starter pack named “A Break From The Madness, Sponsored By Madness” and I feel very seen right now 🥰
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Anna P. Judson @annapjudson.bsky.social · 18h
I've been compiling a list for @womeninclassicsuk.bsky.social of small-grant sources - orgs with funds for UK-based students/researchers/teachers in #Classics & related fields to use for e.g. research trips, conferences, other professional development activities #ClassicsBluesky 🏺1/4
docs.google.com
Sources of small grant funding in classics & related fields
Sources of small grant funding in classics & related fields The WCC UK’s Small Grants Scheme provides grants of up to £150 to support members’ academic activities relating to the study of classics (...
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 11h
Jazz messaging me as I’m describing the emojis in someone’s post I sent her led to uhhhh this
Jazz: I’m baking homemade granola bars today~! 
(open mouth smiley face)

Me: Middle finger poop clown circus middle finger bullhorn painting nails

Jazz: I’ll post pictures when I’m done 

(Smiley face)
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11h
AUDREY 👏 II 👏 WAS 👏 A 👏 PLANT
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11h
Sometime check me here: A moral life of deliberate friction and discomfort in pursuit of the Good... Is that Kant? That feels like Kant.
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11h
Y'know what might be really cool, @bsky.app , is if that setting was ON by default.
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 12h
Remember to turn on your "Require Alt Text" button, and to check it even if you already did because BlueSky turns it off sometimes for some reason.
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 13h
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 12h
Okay but how are they doing bolding? Weird characters?
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 12h
What's your weird bsky ship? I'll go first: Stancil/Darling
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 13h
Sounds to me like WILD fruit
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
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Every Noun, Pumpkin Spiced @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pumpkin Spice Luddite
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s cool how “bridegroom” is basically Old English for “wifeguy”
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool @simeonthefool.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Englishman Who Walked With Ten Thousand Men Up To The Top Of The Hill And Marched Them Down Again
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
“Lazy” is another word that i would like removed from our lexicon (along with “pushy” - applied only to women and children, and “selfish” which usually just means you’re not doing what someone else wants you to) “Lazy” is a concept born of the idea that you owe labor in order to be considered valid
The Neurodivergent Neuropsychologist @DrJenWolkin posted:

I truly don't believe LAZY is a thing.
We are either:

• exhausted AF from faking well or healing from TRAUMA

• burnt-out and/or DEPRESSED

• struggle with executive function and completing tasks from ADHD

• procrastinating as a symptom of
ANXIETY

You
Are
Not
Lazy
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The Daily Mail was told the total number of departures from the probe is between seven and eight" Unless y'all have been letting King Solomon loose again, no it's not.
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gross
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This poster won ADHD today with "but I also need to clear off my desk"
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Archnemesis Goldenhair @archnemesisg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@adhd-alien.bsky.social IT CAME!!!!!! I forgot to get a picture of the desk mat, but I also need to clear off my desk.
Soft cover of ADHD Alien laying on a blanket.
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Brigit @brigit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: ok time to Lock In for these last couple tasks of the day, let’s concentrate and just get it done My brain: 🗣️ HEY MAN IT’S A YO-YO BALL
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
help someone save their game
mutual aid post
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taber @kvetch.gay · 28/09/2026
Here's a map of how iron ore mined in Minnesota moves (the red lines). Note the markers for where steel facilities are located, they're where they are because you have to move the stuff on ships. There are no steel mills in Iowa of any size because you can't get the fucking stuff it's made of there
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not sure why Gmail thinks this would play well in Krakow, but okay
A screenshot of an email draft. There is irrelevant text, but below the text, slightly greyed out, there is an icon of something like a magic wand, then the word "Polish," and then a box containing the word "Swipe" and an arrow pointing right

Out of context, it seems plausible that this interface is offering to translate the text of the email into the official language of Poland.
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PCUSA Book of Order Quotes @decentlyoutoforder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Christian worship is a response to God's grace." - Book of Order PC(USA), W-1.0201
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does the Pope do anything...non-vicariously?
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to say one word to you. Just one word:
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
E.g., the words tube, pipe, and hose. Are they interchangeable? I *think* that a tube is any hollow cylinder with length greater than its diameter,v used to move liquids or gases. A pipe is a rigid tube A hose is a flexible tube I think that's right But now I need to CHECK
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TFW your grief is so great that it can only be expressed in vanity plate format. #BereftGirl
A photograph of the rear door of a Honda Pilot. The Pennsylvania License plate is a vanity plate; on it are the letters:

B R F T space G R L
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play. So my question is... How? How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
Scotch magnetic tape 175An open box of scotch polyester tapes, showing the reel inside
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is actually the ideal Agnus Dei. You may not like this, but this is actually what peak performance looks like
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
metaphorical masking: sad, unfair, torture for some ND people literal masking: awesome, prosocial, also torture for some ND people
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is in response to a post saying "Jesus didn't found Christianity. Christians did." and like pal, where do you think the word "christ" in "christianity" comes from.
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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No Jesus actually does get to decide what Christianity means
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gen α out here transing my verbs. I'm here for it
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks, @benaaronovitch.bsky.social !
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think OP must have hit Discover, because this is funny, but it's not THAT funny
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so much of what's wrong with right now is rebranding things which were always understood as vice as being a type of virtue
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For those newly encountering this idea, that's 8CV, an "8th Commandment Violation" (you shall not steal), which is generally accompanied by a 10CV (you shall not covet). Helpful shorthand if you're a person interested in this kind of content.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Been avoiding this but it’s Super Important to have access to knowledge & experience w neurodivergence ASAP. A big source of lifetime torture among people with ADHD roots from inability to contextualize & put into words what we are experiencing both within & from how the outside world responds to us
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Karen Wants The Orcas In Charge @riceboilsover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I see stuff like this I just think of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe quote: ""Logic!" said the Professor half to himself. "Why don't they teach logic at these schools?""
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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 28/09/2026
The Klingons are great when you realize they're not really a warrior race as much as they are a bunch of theater people with knives
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm going to start commenting "8CV" any time I catch someone from a Reformed tradition posting AI-generated text.
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DCapTO @dcapto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To mask is a regular practice in resistance. ✊😷
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ADHD Preacher @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
metaphorical masking: sad, unfair, torture for some ND people literal masking: awesome, prosocial, also torture for some ND people
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