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Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild Wasted my youth in the Marines @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social is the actual decision maker Dodgers/Gators/Nats Ask your legislators about common sense gun laws. Frequently.

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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 3h
Friday BigSky is ballin
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Sasha aka Sauchi @akchick.bsky.social · 12h
Vote no on 2! Right now we know who is spending on campaign ads, because our law requires donors be identified. If Ballot measure 2 passes, it will allow unlimited lower 48 dark money back into campaigns. www.adn.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion: Before you vote, you deserve to know who bought the message
Ballot Measure 2 puts Alaska’s true source disclosure rules at risk when voters need greater accountability for campaign spending.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Oh California how I have missed you
Massive Baja style fish tacos.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
Appeasement and “we can work this out” have famously worked out well when dealing with fascism and right wing extremists. Eat shit boot licker
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Neville Chamberlain's Peace in Our Time Speech
ALT: Neville Chamberlain's Peace in Our Time Speech
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 01/10/2026
I’m an episode behind because none of your business but this had me howling. I can’t explain the why but it was a perfect joke
S: What are you running? 
S Prime: Wham, running counter tray.
J: We got like six tight ends who we found on a farm.
S: Yeah?
J:They all play at once.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
It’s too early. I just can’t right now Please stop
Wet snow falling on my covered deck.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Did I miss the AD’s statement after Arch chuckled about violence against women or nah? Must not have been relevant because it was off the field and most people only saw that second hand.
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Texas AD calls Longhorns' vulgar celebrations 'embarrassing'
Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte apologized for the top-ranked Longhorns' vulgar on-field celebrations during their win over Tennessee and called them "embarrassing" for the school.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
…allegedly
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
The only way to make helicopters cool
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Well, shit. At least the Asstros are losing
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 30/09/2026
Love to find gas in the oil when we’re de-summarizing the snow blower don’t we folks. FFfffffffffffffffffffffffUUCK
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 29/09/2026
Got the flu and 6.5G upgrade just in time for a trip to Monterey and one to Philly. Last flight sounded like a TB ward… Downside is I picked same arm for both…
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 29/09/2026
Flip-top toothpaste caps are inferior in every way to a simple screw on cap
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 29/09/2026
If you watch Knife’s Edge on AppleTV, it’s much funnier to imagine that Jesse is going through a great acid trip every episode
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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay. This, is funny. Well played Bears-fan.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is nothing unusual or unique about what happened at Cornell. Drugging women for SV happens on all kinds of campuses all the time. It's not a Cornell problem, it's a we create monsters problem.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
more like the jfc south

South



WL T Pct Dif


Carolina



120 .333 +6


New Orleans

120

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Atlanta

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.333 -17


Tampa Bay



0 3 0 .000 -17
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
The weather isn’t terrible. Vibes are extremely high. Seems like the only choice for shoes today.
Orange and blue Puma Palermo’s
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
That’s a solid start. Now do Lincoln “Because he’s on our football team” Riley.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
The Wall was released when I was 5 ish. It was on the radio every day. Another Brick in the Wall parts one to infinity were interspersed with the dying disco age. “Here’s some Yacht Rock and now, The Wall” David Gilmore’s solo on Comfortably Numb is embedded in my brain I was built for music
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Placeholder skeet for the night crew. We were here. We matter.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Adventures in Failure 7.5/10 MC900 Ft Jesus was on repeat in my car. If you somehow haven’t heard about this, do it. Moves between almost weird al but rap and some very good spoken word. A few are haunting. Mark ia a man of mystery, for sure
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Did a deep shuffle on the eleventythreeve shartabytes of music I’ve accumulated and it was a bad idea. I am now into my music shit with this. Headphones while not a causal factor were noted. Root cause analysis is forthcoming. I have stories for almost every song on this playlist
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Steve Martin gag about wishes : But seriously- if you gave me Bob Seger’s voice I’d be gone in a flash.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Bama fans be like
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Legally Blonde: What, Like It's Hard?
ALT: Legally Blonde: What, Like It's Hard?
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Late night confession: I know Ted Nugent sucks to the end of the earth as a human but damn if “Stranglehold” isnt a banger I listen to it in the privacy of my home and while I’m not proud I’m also not sorry for that period of his work.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Hello darkness my old friend This is not a threat for the dog btw. He’s just that kinda guy. Always watching me. Always watching me………….
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
FIne.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Have you talked to your family about undefeated Clanga and UMass?
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Verlander's post game got me again. Damnit...
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Tuberville tomorrow: This is the future liberals want! Only Congress can fix th... Why are you laughing? I'm serious! Congress has the measured and sane...STOP LAUGHING.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Gatortariat- petition Balls rename itself “Baughs”
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Hey…y’all. There’s not a lot of calls for 4th and 45
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
C'Mon Bees. Do the thing
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
I bet a Media Training class and heavy HEAVY therapy would buy so many boats at USCw
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bozeman is HYPED‼️ ‘Cats go up 21-14 on ESPN2
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Did Indiana winning a Natty unlock an ancient curse?
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
This was a great Saturday, Coaches. Take some time for yourself and get some water.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Fucking hell, jacks.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
That was DEFINITELY targeting man...Montana St guy has to go.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Touchdown Jacks!
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Drop the NL AL and just go east west. Best records to the playoffs. That’s fucking embarrassing for the sport. The AL West should be relegated to PCL or lower.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
@cstrable.bsky.social somehow…y’all are still in it? The Phillies just cannot seem to find the “Give a shit about the Playoffs” button. Bad timing to run into the Pads though 😬 they are on a burner right now
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
SHOES! Shoes Brinkley with the pick!
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Your NAU Jacks, a 21 point dog are racing neck and neck with the defending National Champs, Montana State. Hell yeah.
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
“Dear Lord- Please let this is make it out of here alive. They have large pots and cookers and we’re already tenderized”
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 27/09/2026
9 to 5 was 20th Century Fox, which was bought by Disney, ergo Dolly Parton is a Disney Princess and the greatest of all of them, the end
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 27/09/2026
Sorry USC(East), gotta flip the switch to the other USC. Good luck in your coaching search! I hear that both Brian Kelly and Jimbo are available and have substantive SEC/ACC coaching tenures
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