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MechaDavid

@wallofyawn.bsky.social
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 19m
Everytime someone complains about people calling them skeets it just reinforces that skeets is the best (funniest) thing to call them, way to dig your own grave you joyless nerds! Also if it really bugs you that much just remember that "skeet" as a term originates in 1926 for clay pigeon shooting
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 1h
Finally I can give my poor, long suffering oven a rest. Seriously though who the fuck needs one of these and don't say "veterinarians" I'm pretty sure they don't buy vet equipment or fucking aliexpress
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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tpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 15h
If you're a fan of a big media property, a really dedicated and invested fan, you have to learn to respond to criticism of that thing in a calm and reasonable manner rather than as a personal attack. In fact, you should learn to do the criticism yourself, without feeling embarrassed for liking it.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 5h
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 3h
Find someone who loves you the way people on TikTok love making videos about blocking someone for not liking Dungeon Crawler Carl
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 3h
Content creators:
Scene from The Other Guys(2010) where Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrel are standing on a pier as a man off screen yells "we are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!"
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 3h
Here maybe now you can also experience a sudden blinding pain in your temples
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 3h
Seeing some teenagers talking about "peak math grind" and then the bands they pull out are like fucking Dillinger Escape Plan and Psyopus might give me an aneurism
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 6h
what if instead we spent it in scotland dredging up lakes for evidence of aquatic megafauna and it was Lochtober instead
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 4h
Dune 3: maybe stop Dune all that CBT
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 5h
LMAO in the ball pit like
A picture of a submarine crew using primarily red light to preserve their low light vision
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🏳️‍⚧️ Amy had a little pond 🔞 @amypond.gay · 16h
Reskeet if you think trans girls are inherently beautiful
A beautiful girl with rainbow coloured hair and blue fox ears sitting in leg warmers next to a blahaj and a ghost.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 7h
A gamer playing a retro game for the first time was recommended a modest list of mods to improve her experience. paletteswap.site/dif...
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 7h
Thomas G Warrior/Fischer of Celtic Frost/Hellhammer/Triptykon in a beanie like he's worn in I think every single fucking picture of him for the last 30 years
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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Thaliarchus @thaliarchus.bsky.social · 7h
1 October 2026 marks thirty years since Nadesico started airing.
Aestevalis units being prepared. Akito disconsolate in front of Gekiganger.Various characters burst comically through a door.Prospector stands in front of a projected image of the Nadesico.
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Kyou @kyoou.bsky.social · 12h
juggernaut repost
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 8h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fucked up how some sweaty musclehead can have his titties out on the train but if i wear a fishnet bodysuit w my hands bound behind my back and thigh high platform boots and a high-neck choker with a leash being pulled by a woman in a suit and tie im a pervert and subject to indecent exposure laws
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 6h
But will this give me the strength to casually smash through any wall I encounter or not??
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15h
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 7h
Thomas G Warrior/Fischer of Celtic Frost/Hellhammer/Triptykon in a beanie like he's worn in I think every single fucking picture of him for the last 30 years
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 8h
Clipart woman with "never ask a woman her age"
Clipart man with "a man, his salary"
Japanese National Diet building with "The Japanese government about events in Asia between 1931 and 1945"
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 9h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 8h
It's that special time of year when people on the east coast decide the west coast is completely lacking in deciduous trees somehow
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Congrats to the average daily bsky poster for regularly making good funny jokes with an ease that apparently even the most money in the world can never ever ever buy
Elon Musk last night on the website he paid like $40 billion for: Overheard at a party, “If your gf is a 10, she's an asset"

Then a self reply:

"Asset” here means “intelligence asset"

Then another self reply:

Meant to say "if your gf is a 10, you're an asset", as in intelligence agency asset
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 8h
Hmm I suspect I have a radically different idea of what the word "hilarious" means
SAW the musical, step into the cult classic with a hilarious musical twist
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 10h
thinking about my one true love Aunt Beru again
screenshot of a post with 2 images of the character Aunt Beru from Star Wars captioned:

I love that every character in Star Wars is dressed in robes and tunics except for aunt beru who is dressed like she is force sensitive to newport
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10h
September 30th. October 1st
A Marauder battlemech from the Battletech universe, definitely not a Zentraedi Officer Battle Pod (Glaug) from Macross nope no sirThe Black Marauder from the Battletech Universe, imagine if a Marauder was like possessed by a demon and thirsted for blood and you have the gist
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 21h
Got through the first Shadows of Kerensky mission without losing any limbs on my lance unlike the last time I tried that. I'd like to credit ECMs and all the armor on my Atlas 7k but even more than that I'd like to credit the fucking AMS stopping a bunch of those goddamn Clan LRMs
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna be honest I don't really understand why seemingly every other Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries player is so hopelessly enamored with the King Crab like I know the 100 ton assault options are kinda eh but c'mon now
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Confounding Capers of Corporal Collins and his Bewildering Beltfed Blickey
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm gonna be honest it's always weird to me when people describe themselves as being "multifandom" like fucking yeah sure you're not legally required to only like one thing that's fine and cool and whatever man go for it
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen bucko when it comes to the movies there's only one "Digger" I care about and it ain't tom cruise
William H Macy as a man who is very good with a shovel in "Mystery Men"
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know who doesn't get nearly enough credit for starting the first world war? Franz Ferdinand's bitch wife Sophie
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't believe Seth MacFarlane would just keep ripping of his big hit The Cleveland Show like this
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm gonna be honest I think this is fucking great and I hope this slick shithead gets a thousand more recommendations like this one from a bunch of other conservative assholes
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Rooker in Slither (2006) the movie where worms literally come for your butt
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
People really will get on the internet and say anything
Post from r/TenseiSlime

"Tensura has by far the best written female cast in the Isekai genre"
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"If Donald Trump isn't a communist, then why does his signature look like Cursive Cyrillic? Checkmate liberals."
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Coco I promise you petting the kitten does not mean I love you any less, jealousy is a disease sweaty
A picture of our gray/black tabby kitten next to me on the couch with Coco a brown basset/lab mix just behind himCoco has moved from nudging my hand when I try to pet the kitten to shoving him out of the way so she can sit next to me on the couch
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ace combat 8 more like ace combat gr8
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So here's a question if you have a fantasy tactics game with centaurs do they count as infantry or cavalry
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Manga is truly an incredible art form
A whole page spread of a black dragon having sex with a hatchback car of some kind while a man and a bird look on
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't decide who to try to romance in My Time At Sandrock, initially I was thinking Amirah but she kind of doesn't have much presence in the game tbh, then I was leaning towards Catori with her on/off Brooklyn accent, now I don't know, Logan I guess? Nia maybe? Oh there's Mi-an too idk
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally a good tiktok
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