The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 11hRemember in Killers of the Flower Moon when Brendan Fraser is like “If you testify, you’re killing your uncle.” and instantly a woman wails “Don’t kill your uncle!!!” 000
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12hHayao Miyazaki: (wearily smoking cigarette) Nobody noticed all the clues I hid in my cartoons. Nobody deciphered the secret map to Miyazaki’s Gold 315125
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 19hStress level is such that when I was getting lunch (unagi-don) at a Japanese grocery store, I was like “wait, the signs are for sale too?” and she was like “Yeah, $8” and I decided that was worthwhile 2100
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaSpooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 10/03/2026[as the father role, breaking from rage to tears, the audience realizing that he has been smothering his child's individuality out of fear of reprisal from the bigoted society that created him] Your swag is too different! You smoke TOO tough! Your bitch is too bad, they'll... They'll kill you. 2103
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 22hGenuinely glad people like the current Nancy run but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a strip that didn’t have clunky, joke-damaging pacing 1100
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LOVE to befriend a seemingly feeble-minded old vagrant as I work to escape a fiendish dungeon, HATE to discover I have been fooled and said vagabond is actually the architect and overseer of my very torments 390
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 045171
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaKendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No clip fetch quest any% speedrun 021
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am getting off the subway and walking directly into the weed store. I’d jump down from the platform through their roof if I could 180
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaDOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026WOLVERINE: ADAMANTIUM RAGE BITS CORP 1994 SNES 17474149
Reposted by The Man of Astoriacaitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 24/01/2025She's just waiting for her mom to get off work #eldenring #art #zorayas 212588758
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There Is No Antimemetics Division is pretty handily the best long-form SCP story, and you can tell because 30% of all long-form stories since are just people rewriting it, whether they realize it or not 141
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Picked up the Halloween Lego set that’s just straight-up SCP-097, pretty fun little build 020
Reposted by The Man of Astoriaceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026abc you got me all wrong 232707213
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s crazy how little cultural influence Mad Men, 30 Rock, The Sopranos and The Simpsons have. And don’t get me started on the works of Michael Mann or David Lynch! 250
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Life is a never ending nightmare. What should I have for lunch 460
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know nothing about Xenogears but I like the look of this guy 130
Reposted by The Man of Astoriadom griffin @allnewdom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I still have a few more days to get through, but most pertinent, tomorrow before work, I have two very important doctors appointments in the city I have to take my girlfriend to and currently don’t even have enough to get home from work tonight. Anything anyone can spare helps! 037
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaMadeline @fauxedo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Hey man, I'm sorry. I don't think I caught your name." "Oh uh, it's Ozymandias." "No way... you're the guy from the poem???" "Haha, yeah. That's me." 1133
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaDracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't have any compassion for broke boys Everybody has an asshole Most people have dick and balls Go outside and get a bag! 13511
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*as though we have been talking about this for some time* and another thing I don't like about Tweety, he never takes any lumps! There's never an ironic ending to one where he gets taken down a peg 1100
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaTom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote. 12932290
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026AI agents LOVE to say “That’s on me.” They think it is the magic spell that makes apologies real 2111
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaCorel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026COLLINP1.BMF 617656
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I support Macklemore but his music sucks" is, this late into the story, just more of the aesthetics over substance that has overtaken discussion of Palestine, same as "spiritually Israeli" and esoteric interpretations of Instagram likes as indications of any given celeb's views 170
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Genuinely impressed by Phoebe Bridgers in Primetime. It’s a heavy role, being the one person bringing the necessary clear-eyed somberness to the whole endeavor, and she pulls it off really well. 020
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack. 8344921244
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s important to make cheap preorders with distant delivery dates so you end up with a nice surprise every now and then. Pre-ordered this around Christmas 2025 2110
Reposted by The Man of Astoriaemily 🩷 @bbghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just found out about “Squealer II” 1153
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaJames Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Update - he's bombing. 311428
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105292092
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug 1556459
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaNick Miller @nickmillermusic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tfw it’s the freakin weeken 1191
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I swear I NEVER do this but I saw HAL 9000 at the bar in Ridgewood and I just had to ask for a photo. He was really chill and down-to-earth! 1171
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Man how tight is it that in Venture Bros season 5 they just decided Shore Leave was the coolest motherfucker alive 290
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaDavid Lebo @leboism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(Guy who only knows the scene from swingers where they play NHLPA '93) you know it 021
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Recorded a VN for a girl I’ve gone out with a few times and it was unclear whether it sent or not, and for a moment I panicked and was going to send another one until I realized that I was about to do the 2026 version of that scene from Swingers 160
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaWolfman Amadeus Jack @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Its where he dwells 021
Reposted by The Man of Astoriathe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ME, THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE: instructions received. i will not fail 1264174
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Resident Evil Requiem Deluxe Edition (Xbox Digital) is $9,999,999 at Dell buff.ly/4wxOD08 (Steam) Resident Evil Requiem $41.29 Fanatical buff.ly/9HgMRsF #ad $48.99 US eShop buff.ly/GKUjlJG 20251111
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t know why the church near me lights their bell tower red at night but it’s a hell of a vibe 291
The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The backwards walk bit in Obsession is really good and freaky in context but I’ve seen it so many times in suggested Instagram reels that now all I can see is that she’s doing like a really big stompy walk so it’ll read clearly when reversed. She’s doing a Vince McMahon entrance 030
Reposted by The Man of AstoriaChris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BREAKING: Candy Crush maker King has signed a collective bargaining agreement with Swedish unions Engineers of Sweden and Unionen meaning a strike that was due to begin tomorrow has been scrapped. 26923
