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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 20h

Volunteering at the holy relics museum and people keep asking me if they can fuck John the Baptist’s shin. Buddy they won’t even let ME fuck it

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Fnord Borgly @borgly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Life in the panoptikkake.

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Faye McNeill @vfmcneill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The canine gaze

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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 26/09/2026

one day we will tell our grandchildren the macklelore

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"...I want to vibe cream a rat... killing me instantly."

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“People are fed-up being stomped on and ignored and in Pennsylvania we’ve been stomped on by the best–the coal industry, oil and gas industry, the timber industry and railroads for 175 years.”

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Michael Delaporta @mdelaporta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Proteinshake Duck

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My stance on organ transplant rejection (pro) has riled the medical community

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Paul Kelleher @paulkelleher.net · 21/09/2026

more like ed shorn

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Bradcopter @bradcopter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Web rings were the social network the gods always intended.

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

RFK looks like a character from tom goes to the mayor

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ᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."

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An Okie @ashirley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So kinda like a… Mom I’d Like to hire For my scared college student

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Huw Swanborough @huwroscience.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I once went to see a group called "Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britian" and got ukelele's for christmas 3 years in a row.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Being sentenced to bluesky execution because pigpoopballs ruined my internet social credit score

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"that's a non-starter" packs

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Jon Williams @jonplussed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Futurama is set in the year 3000 and a robot with Richard Nixon’s head on it only gave everyone $300

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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bin Laden was proto-Elon Musk.

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 10/09/2026

Always sunny title card reading "The Effective Altruism Crowd Confronts the Apocalypse"

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

Sometimes I feel old for remembering when the tech industry’s primary product wasn’t death threats

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Alex Attinson @alexatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Y2K but for gas pumps.

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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The new Nazis won *spins wheel* German West Virginia, because no one in the EU talks about *flips coin* migration and cultural change, this is the fault of *consults Ouija Board* American college students for inventing cancel culture.

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Kung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Economic Anxiety but make it gender

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"But I have *good* uses for AI" is indistinguishable from other forms of fascist collaboration at this point.

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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I worked with a guy (we're both engineers) who was convinced his apparatus was giving free energy. Took a while to get through to him that no, you're just using your multimeter wrong.

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Mike Billips @mbillips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

They make JD eat sauerkraut until he pukes. It’s called an Ohio rodeo.

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Honey you haven't touched your anal creampie logs

AI eldritch horror pizza sticks with a side of marinara

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just had an Evelyn Normielib shopping in my store and she was fuckin heated

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River Tide @eastslope.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

These are the same people who railed against mandatory COVID shots for troops. And here they are creating bioweapons and such to supercede traditional NIH research and development pipelines, too.

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We have 2.5 weeks to get human pet guy to the top of the list

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Chris Doyon @nilbog3000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Fixed it

The Charlie Kirk corn maze aerial photo but now it accurately displays the proper ratio of his (dead)face to his (dead) head

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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Germans? People from Germania can read now?!?

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typist in neon @typistinneon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Getting lectured by men with white marble statue avatars and just responding "WHERE IS YOUR PAINT, MAN?!"

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Chanting, pounding the table: COIN LAW COIN LAW COIN LAW

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"she [jae mordant] understands it now" - lethal shooter @mo333.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026

idk about all that for me its just like if a university's primary cultural products are war crimes, child abuse, and fraud you should permanently surrender your ceremonial rule making mallet and bathrobe (quick google) oh yeah i agree

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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I never thought the suede denim secret police would come for MY uncool niece.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 02/09/2026

Seth Moulton. God has numbered your days. You have been weighed in the balance and found lacking. Your shit will be divided.

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stcaF Tenet Facts @tenet-facts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

not gonna lie Bob Cratchit probably had low T.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026

Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating

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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Lotta ppl reposting this without reading i think because none of them are mentioning the BESTIALITY

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Leave. @nannerneff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ted DiBiase's credit score is 312

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

americans, my one big hope for you, and i am really rooting for all of us here on this one, I want you to remember you really can just take control of your society. you don't have to worship money and police and domination and elites. you can despise them and penalize them

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Dem in 2046: I'm Standing Better, Together Democrat™ GOP in 2046: I'd say I'm a MAGA cuck-goonmeister more than a siscon-trap Hoxhaist o

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

So since neither of those guys are campaigning with the annoying twitch streamer, that means we can focus on the fascism now, right?

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