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Tyler

@twoodard89.bsky.social
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This time I'm just here to talk about the Seahawks. Maybe DSA if I start posting after a beer.

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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You normal: “man the liberals are still dominant.” Me a sicko: “THE NDP IS BACK BABY”
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Punting on that 4th is evidence this game will never end.
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Penis🇵🇸McPooPooFart @mcpoopoof.art · 05/10/2026
If you support these calls I have to assume you donate to your local police union
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is no one pointing out to this man that he did get sent to fight the islamists and promptly took the worst American L since Vietnam? The alcohol can’t totally block that out right?
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Social dem Really good at picking fruit The shaboozey bar song (embrace being basic)
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there are lots of plausible AI risks, I don't think any of them involve emergent machine gods, and the superintelligence bullshit mostly avoids talking about regulation and handling of the real problems.
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This thread nails 99.9% of the genre. The only miss is that College Dropout came out in 2004 and is one of the greatest albums of all time of any genre.
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think my real answer is to just be a raging partisan to contrast with everyone else. “But Tyler what if the Republican promises cardcheck and a pony?!” “Then I will make eye contact with god and walk backwards into hell, what do you want from me.”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SAM DARNOLDS BUTTOCKS HAVE HEALED HALLELUJAH
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
I’m glad we don’t have a large contingent of right wing chuds here but it does mean we spend an awful lot of time yelling at each other
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 20/05/2026
make mind sunless place make mind sunless place how sunless place mind tutorial reddit why mind still sunny
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
football’s on in two hours, go have a beer and stop thinking about Work Bullshit
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Mariners might be the greatest team in sports at giving you new exciting players to root for while they don't win anything ever and make every season the spiritual equivalent of punching yourself in the face every time you feel joy
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/09/2026
@LA Rams
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Juan Robber @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Khoslas getting to experience Normal Seahawks Game for the first time. Hope your AI health shit works, your heart's gonna need it.
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Haven’t had one of these in awhile.
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MAYE SEATTLE LOVES YOU NEVER CHANGE
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JSN 45-YARDS TO THE CRIB
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok I may have been dooming a little too hard.
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Took a call and Jake Lock is in. Seems bad.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Paw patrol exists in an alternative California where prop 13 failed and instead of spending time on complicated tax transfers via ballot measure cities have invested that time and resources into solving problems with talking dogs operating heavy machinery.
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
ALT: Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I feel like people refuse to believe this but every republican president in my lifetime has seen a major recession while in office and I'm pushing 40.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Tyler @twoodard89.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We’re making Doug Ford look good. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THAT IS TO DO.
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