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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Baskin-Robbins Spicy 'n Spooky Ice Cream (2022-2022): A ghost pepper-infused white chocolate ice cream, combined with a rich, black, dark chocolate ice cream, and loaded wutg spicy blood orange flakes. Given a limited-time run for Halloween season
A scoop of blended white and brown ice cream, with the brown ice cream forming the shape of a flame. It is dotted with orange flecks. Next to the scoop is a slice of blood orange and a red ghost pepper
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Turns out the Amish can die from diseases.
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everyone is dunking on this but disney has the brand synergy power to just squash the harry potter show like a bug and get kids really into brooding southern gothic witches instead, and i support them in this effort (quoted image is a promo poster for disney freeform hulu's coven academy)
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Russ The Tedious Ghost @russ41.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I don't see color" is joining "half-assed DEI efforts", "rainbow-washing marketing", and "unconvincing virtue-signaling" in the bin of "their presence is bad, but their absence is so much worse"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rod Serling was a king. WWII paratrooper in “The Death Squad,” TV pioneer, LOUD critic of McCarthyism who knew his status as a war hero put him in a privileged position to call shit out. Wrote critiques of racism into his scripts, created The Twilight Zone to escape the censorship that brought on.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very good stuff from Jack Saint today.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our neighbors. My neighbors. Your neighbors.
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veery @veery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yes you could say i’m a centrist
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Spooky Steve @magicsteve83.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October 1st! Today, we celebrate the occasion when the guy from Green Day rises from his slumber in order to feed for the next 31 days. Remember to run everywhere, for he WALKS alone.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wHy DON't WoMEn JuSt rePORT IT
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Araquiel @araquiel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perfect timeline synchronicity.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re all thinking about what happened at Cornell. But I also can’t stop thinking about Emma Sulkowicz and all the other young women forced to carry that weight. Read my column at the newsletter 💜
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why more women don't come forward, and why more rapists aren't jailed. Because mostly-male cops and prosecutors find it more believable that a 20-yr-old would want to have sex with a room full of fraternity brothers than accept she was raped. What ever happened to common fucking sense?
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Carrying That Weight—Again
I can’t stop thinking about the Cornell rape case
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Roya Shahidi | Looking for work @rsdream12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in this image and I don’t like it
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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mgarmendia.bsky.social @mgarmendia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still watching it on Nebula (so far I’m having a blast!) Wanted to share an animation I made back between 2018-2019 before I went to her concert in Madrid:)
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
lol let's talk about how tradwives were a scam to begin with, since they performed financial dependence even though they were financially independent. 🙃
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 28/09/2026
Hey friends! I’ve been informed that someone is using my name to send fraudulent acquisition queries to authors. Please note: my outgoing work email address should be from @penguinrandomhouse.com. I will not contact you about work from any other email!
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Hot Dog Suspect
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This. When Andrea Dworkin said rape is the weapon that all men use to control all women, she wasn't saying all men rape. She was saying 1. Non-raping men permit rape to be as common as it is 2. Raping and non-raping men use the fear of "other" men to gain "good guy" status a short thread...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've had this shirt for sale for longer than LLMs have been a Big Thing; but it's still a "fuck you" to them. www.teepublic.com/hoodie/23562...
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make bad art by chekhovsraygun
you have permission
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typist in neon @typistinneon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Take then thy bond, take thou thy pound of fucking flesh; But, in the cutting it, if thou dost shed One drop of Christian blood, thy lands and goods Are, by the laws of Venice, confiscate Unto the state of Venice."
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Al Gore Fan Club @sm-6.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 27/09/2026
I've read this Rosebuds book ban story, and it's FANTASTIC! Hyun Sook and I are proud to cameo in the funny papers in such a cool way! FUN FACT! It's a crossover! As Maria learns about book bans, she crosses over to the new story in the color edition of Banned Book Club to attend one of our talks!
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Donuts+Democracy @donutsndemocracy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everything that affects you is political‼️
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me and my friends will kill it with hammers i can tell you that much
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hell yeah dawg, there isn't an award for people who refuse to work for the Queen Terf's empire but there should be www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohbQ...
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I quit my job because of Harry Potter
YouTube video by Hoots Hootman
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
what a resume
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

ACTRESS, VAMPIRE SLAYER, GAY ICON
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Annie loves Mpls @anniekp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An important thing we’ve been practicing for YEARS already with our 3 year old twin boys. “Can I give you a kiss?” And if they say “no” we don’t give them a damn kiss. They now ask us, too, and we practice that it’s okay to be disappointed and also FINE if we ever say no. This is about Cornell.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you hear a phone ringing, it's because I. FUCKING. CALLED. IT.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi
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Every Bite Counts @sandybeach805.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m not a religious person. But the response here is what I imagine a Christian should be.
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't tell me what to do
Darius: (hugging his mother) Awh, mom, don't cry —
Liz: Don't tell me what to do.
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 23/09/2026
A Mom For Liberty targeted the book. She hadn't read it but thought might offend school resource officers. I explained it was a true story of men who called themselves cops but tortured and murdered kids to appease a despot, and if I were her SROs, I'd be offended she couldn't tell the difference.
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