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@kokorozek.satan.social
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𖤐𖤐𖤐 A Satanic goat dude surviving in the wacky fascist hellscape that is America. Also I talk about anarchism whenever possible! He/him, 29

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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 1h
If I knew ten years ago this is where I’d be in my life right now I would have gone through with it and killed myself. Except wait, I DID know this is where I would end up! And I was too much of a coward then and now! How far I’ve come!
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 2h
I'm not even sure if I'll be cognizant enough to give any kind of warning when I'm about to go. What'll probably happen is that I'll just stop posting, people will notice after a week, feel sad for a few more weeks at most, and then go on with their lives. Which is honestly for the best
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 2h
Every day I'm able to muster up a little less energy to keep going. One wonders why the pitiful embers that represent my will to live even keep burning and frankly I dont know sometimes
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 7h
>show is called "Lanterns" >look inside >almost no Lantern-ing
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 21h
Poltergeist. I saw it when I was like 11 I think, and it scared the shit out of me the way no other movie had done until that point
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 04/10/2026
The Laughing Cow will resume laughing in Avengers: Doomsday
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 04/10/2026
It's
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 04/10/2026
"Malfoid" no, no, no, I will not engage in the discourse. I refuse to do so. This entire "trend" seems specifically designed to ragebait me. I wont do it.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 04/10/2026
They made liberty biberty woke
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 04/10/2026
When I was a little kid I read somewhere that the first paper was inspired by paper wasps which made "paper" by chewing up trees, so I figured if I chewed up bark from a random tree and spat it back out I could turn it into paper I could write on
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yall who are not from the UK don't understand that what Nigella Lawson is doing to Paul Hollywood is, she is gangsta checkin' him. Ask Mary Berry. He's failing
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 03/10/2026
The Jacob Geller shit truly is bringing out some of the worst "people" to do pedantic apologia for sexual assault
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 01/10/2026
The existence of The Gaslight District implies a Gatekeep District and Girlboss District
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/10/2026
BOO!! 👻 Sorry, did I spook ya 😱 too bad cause it’s COCKTOBER 🍆💦🎃 it’s TIME ⏰ to HOP on that BIG, THICK, HARD BROOMSTICK 🧹😰 and RIDE all NIGHT LONG 🌙🍂 find a Skeleton 💀 and Tug ✊ his bones dry 💦😩 and SHAKE 🫨 them BIG WITCH 🧙🏼‍♀️TITTIES 🍈🍈 AND gimme that CANDY 🍭🍬. SEND THIS TO 10 FALL DADDYS 👹‼️
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 30/09/2026
BRING BACK THE WOKE SOLDIERS
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
it's Ralph Nader's fault that George W. Bush, a guy I love very much now, won the 2000 election. no, i'm not suffering from any sort of cognitive dissonance here.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 30/09/2026
I did it Reddit, I officially became too problematic for Aaron
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 30/09/2026
"Super Intelligence"
Tom Servo and Crow demonstrate to Joel their new robot invention, which can only communicate by spewing foam everywhere
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 29/09/2026
I cant believe they leaked Liberty Biberty's nudes
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 29/09/2026
There is no hell quite like playing Trebizond in EU4
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 28/09/2026
I think this is what the kids call a recession indicator
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 28/09/2026
I've always thought of it like this: Joel was always the best with the host skits. Mike had the best riffs. Jonah had the best songs. And Emily kinda covered all the bases without standing out too much one way or another.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 27/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently this "choosin Texas" song is so popular and mainstream and universal that major media outlets have to shame people into listening to it for fear of being seen as "too woke"
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 27/09/2026
I am goatangular I feel it in my horns I am goatangular I fill no...horns I gotta worshop this one
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 17/07/2025
hi, I am a liberal. I think the way to persuade The Democratic Party to see things my way is to always pledge my unconditional support for the eventual candidate, no matter who it is. i am truly a serious thinker.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 25/09/2026
Wanting to be able to use the bathroom as a trans person is as unreasonable as demanding a pony. I am very smart.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 25/09/2026
Where the fuck is Bluey?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 24/09/2026
Okay I am actually becoming the Joker as we speak. I'm applying the makeup already. Got the knife ready to make the necessary scars. This is the price that must be paid for our glorious nation, Batman!
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 24/09/2026
People are talking about "Woke 1" this and "Woke 2" that for so long that we've completely ignored Woke Zero, which is whatever the hell this is
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 24/09/2026
WE'RE GONNA TOKE TOKE TOKE IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE TOKING GONNA BE GONNA BE TOKING WOAH OH OH
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 23/09/2026
Just a heads up for the liberals out there, if this guy becomes the Democratic nominee in 2028 I and millions of others will either vote third party or stay home. So try to rally behind someone who's not a complete piece of shit maybe?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 22/09/2026
Live photo of @badposter.lol
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 22/09/2026
Under communism anybody caught playing or willingly dancing to the Cha Cha Slide will be summarily executed
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 21/09/2026
I think I’m gonna call this phenomenon “woke chuddery”, wherein a person basically behaves like Libs of TikTok except peppers their harassment campaigns with vague appeals to social justice
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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit even Will Stancil somehow managed to have the correct take on this before the KHivers and establishment Dems. Transphobia is a losing strategy and also just morally repugnant on all levels
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/09/2025
this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision
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