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Neil Hudelson

@njhudelson.bsky.social
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Hoosier. Civil Rights Advocate. Monger of Cheeses. Petter of Canines. Launcher of Failed Hobbies. Views are my own, etc.

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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 2h
You know that thing guys do, quoting an 8 year old movie line like it's still fresh and funny? Every single time I pass by this box of cereal I loudly yell "BAT!" In my best Lazlo impression. Boy howdy my wife is loving this bit.
A box of peanut butter cereal from Aldi called BATS
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 3h
two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry but why did they not diverge straight into the galleries of The Museum of English Rural Life
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 20h
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ICE VIPERS
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 05/10/2026
An Unmapped Region of Antarctica Could Be Harboring a Major Threat gizmodo.com/an-unmapped-region-of-a…
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An Unmapped Region of Antarctica Could Be Harboring a Major Threat
The Wilkes Subglacial Basin contains enough ice to raise global mean sea level by 10 to 13 feet.
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big words for a man who once tried to smoke pcp through a dolphin bladder he stole from sea world .
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These mf-ers parked here caused a pretty nasty bike/pedestrian crash a year ago. My bike went into one of the valet parked cars and the hotel was very worried for....the cars safety. One was scratched. They didn't care about the people It's given me an idea for a flip out car scratcher for my bike.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
[first day as a data analyst] yep, that’s some good data
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fellas, is it hypernormalized to rap?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay I looked it up. “Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girl Boss” is a bigoted slur against monosexual folks.
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fucklson.
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. But now… ✅ We can’t cook. ✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽. ✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who's up exposing their BIg Balls to crime? cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red Really all flowers are nice www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice
Minuscule particles with the ability to cross hard-to-penetrate barriers can be loaded with drug treatments to target intractable diseases.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to make this any less complicated
A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19/09/2026
dipping the tip of my pinky into Water of Life and touching it to my tongue. “it’s pure!” i shout to the crowd. “that’s some agua fuckin’ vida, hombre.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
The concept of Logical Charity is simple: lives = dollars. And because the best way to make money is to already be rich, it’s actually more logical for those of us with good brains to get all the money. This saves FutureDollars which are more logical than NowLives. We also (logically) need jet skis
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate when as a result of an apparent triumph I unwittingly sow the seeds of my own destruction
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Tamara Yajia @tamis.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
masturbating is crazy you just poke or tug at your genitalia and a sauce comes out
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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s 5:33am. You can’t sleep. Underneath your bed, there’s a creepy rustle, as the clown tries to quietly unwrap and eat a granola bar.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LIV Tyler’s full name is Fifty Four Tyler
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wife: you like that, you dirty boy Me: yeah baby Wife: you nasty little pervert Me: oh yes Wife: you ruiner of dreams Me: what Wife: you destroyer of ambition Me: wait
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ben Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O’Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like Anything thehardtimes.net/culture/ben-...
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Ben Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O’Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like Anything
LOS ANGELES — Political commentator Ben Shapiro admitted today that he doesn’t like the paintings of renowned artist Georgia O’Keeffe because her... Continue this tale
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 12/09/2026
Storyboard Artist: How long should the "resigned to death in garbage" bit in Toy Story 3 last? John Lasseter: Well, how long does sex last? A minute? Storyboard Artist: What? John Lasseter: HOW LONG DOES SEX LAST? A MINUTE?
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You never see Fatboy Slim and Shelley Winters in the same room
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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's not fair that my brother got to grow up with a sister, but I got a grody brother
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The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never speak to me or my tomato son ever again
A tomato of most curious shape, with what looks like a long, pointy conical nose and drooping cheeks, the stem end looking like green hair, and wearing a pair of googly eyes
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The evacuation of lower Manhattan was the largest seaborne evacuation in human history, eclipsing the evacuation at Dunkirk
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't blame me I voted for the whales who sang new songs during covid because we shut the hell up for a few months
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
im inclined to agree with the techlords that AI is dangerous. again, not because it's alive but because they're insisting on putting it in positions where it can hurt people, leaving aside the promised jobpocalypse they're promising us. chimp with gun
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
so the el Camino i bought had two mysterious custom toggle switches on the dash that i asked the mechanic to figure out the purpose of. (the previous pwner passed away) and he just called and told me THEY ARE FOR SHOOTING FLAMES OUT THE TAILPIPE.
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know as soon as Bluey and Bingo are in another room this guy says c*nt every third word.
The animated Australian Heeler bandit from the TV show Bluey.
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Neil Hudelson @njhudelson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just quit my job of 13 years and maybe my career of 20, with no concrete plans on what comes next.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
What if we all exhibited a little bit of restraint every once in a while
A four pack of Belching Beaver Hazy IPA called ‘Hop Maxxing Hazy IPA’ and it has a beaver but the beaver is looks maxxing in. Leather jacket with slicked back hair and broken cheek bones and  he’s flexing
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Saying “Why I oughta!” when my doctor checks my prostate
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I would hate to have a fish body, and yet a fish presumably prefers it. And lots of things in life are like that
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