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Just woke up from a weird dream: I refused to go to Disneyworld until they let all service animals ride the rollercoasters. Now that I’m awake, I stand by it.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

There are over 2 million workplace injuries reported every year. Be safe, call in sick tomorrow.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Pizza doesn't contain many vitamins, so it's very important you always eat a bunch of it.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I wanna be so rich I can put premium fuel in my lawnmower

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Frogs keep visiting me lately. It’s gonna be a good year.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

They really need to stop hyping up these storms because I bought a lot of popcorn and the power didn't even go out

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

All these late nights solving solved crimes on forensic files is aging me

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Being required to wake up early should be banned

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Look at this pretty little baby I found this morning

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

If anyone wants to mow my lawn for me, I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I hate that I can't show how much I dislike exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I'll be doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble tomorrow. Nobody asked me to. It’s not even my book.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Waking up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

All I want when I die is to be buried in a park so I end up being a dog's treasure

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I think it's pretty sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Dogs are a lot like babies. Apparently, you’re not supposed to tell people theirs is ugly.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

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Trevor R Browning @trevorbrowning.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I’m so pumped to see Detroit finally break their playoff losing streak. Cade Cunningham. That’s all.

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