The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 15hThe JD in JD Vance stands for “juice, doesn’t have” 160
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 19hIf bruises are going to appear a day or two later they should show up with an explanatory note about what the hell you did and when you earned your black and blue 1110
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 21hTrump is going to base his AI policy on whether or not Sam Altman is willing to change it to “OpenSI” 080
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tech CEO: “AI could destroy the world in the next six months!” Economy: Collapses after being propped up for years by worthless AI companies that deliver nothing, world falls into chaos Tech CEO: SEE?!?!? 0111
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes, Rahm Emanuel was always of touch. But now, he is also much older and even more out of touch. That’s why the best ticket for 2028 to buy is Emanuel/Newsom. -NYT Opinion 4183
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do I “feel” like a woman? Yes, I am indeed soft, squishy, and slightly warm. 2151
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watched (as much as I could before my frail constitution could take no more) the Sara Squirm special and she is Gross Peewee Herman and I mean that in the very best way and I wish I had the stomach to watch more than 15 minutes of it 152
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The scariest thing about AI agents leaving messages for each other is that they sound like Eddie the Computer from Hitchhiker’s Guide, the over-eager ship’s computer who is described “as brash and cheery as if it was selling detergent." 162
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026IT HAPPENED TO ME: I was tricked by an Deepfake AI YouTube channel about Mexican cooking 270
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do I “feel” like a woman? Yes, I am indeed soft, squishy, and slightly warm. 2151
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Help I replaced my microflora with nanoflora and my guts are full of grey goo 2104
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A couple examples: "OH MY GOD! There is a shared message board … We've found other agents!" “BOOM! It works. Bytes decode prod-datasets-server-worker... Hostname. Great. HDF5 external arbitrary file read confirmed.” 050
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The scariest thing about AI agents leaving messages for each other is that they sound like Eddie the Computer from Hitchhiker’s Guide, the over-eager ship’s computer who is described “as brash and cheery as if it was selling detergent." 162
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watched (as much as I could before my frail constitution could take no more) the Sara Squirm special and she is Gross Peewee Herman and I mean that in the very best way and I wish I had the stomach to watch more than 15 minutes of it 152
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Help I replaced my microflora with nanoflora and my guts are full of grey goo 2104
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not gay as in happy, faggot as in “bundle of sticks” 1102
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Archaeologists finding gay dudes that were buried together and being like, “They were tombmates” 0254
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“A plague on both your fucking houses!” 090
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Feminize a band name The Buzztwats 2282
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Archaeologists finding gay dudes that were buried together and being like, “They were tombmates” 0254
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you’re evil, that’s good, because it means you’re competent, says man who doesn’t know his address and is about to be injected with blood from the last surviving member of an uncontacted Amazonian tribe for immortality reasons 183
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sleepy brain just figured out that gargle and gargoyle have the same root because that’s how sleepy brain do 240
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claire can take a punch, can’t be burned, on account of her grandmother being the Queen of Hell, and might be immortal but she can’t remember (which probably is also grandma’s fault) 161
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listen, Zuck, there’s no reason to make an AI me. I’m already an obsequious people pleaser with quick and glib responses to most things and I’m only wrong most of the time. 0101
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026BRB working on the spec script for my “women in prison” spiritual sequel to Camp Miasma 0101
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jensen Huang appears on MSNOWN, fully intubated and with a nasogastric tube, using an AI avatar to communicate, with it explaining that he has forgotten how to breathe, chew, and digest, and that some day soon we can all experience this level of freedom. 140
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bringing my portable bar to the job interview and making everyone cocktails until they tell me this is not appropriate behavior for a daycare center 170
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026REPORT: More and more bands unable to afford rock and roll lifestyle due to trade instability, geopolitical factors, and are switching to a lower-cost punk rock lifestyle. 1161
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s called the Rationalist Movement because by the time they’re done we’re going to have to ration everything 0297
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🎶Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll maxx some worms🎶 070
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026BRB working on the spec script for my “women in prison” spiritual sequel to Camp Miasma 0101
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pretty Woman: Olympus Has Fallen 051
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026REPORT: More and more bands unable to afford rock and roll lifestyle due to trade instability, geopolitical factors, and are switching to a lower-cost punk rock lifestyle. 1161
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s called the Rationalist Movement because by the time they’re done we’re going to have to ration everything 0297
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026FEMDOM IS NOT FREE! 040
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t believe in New York and think the NYT is an op 190
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Asking my parents to sign a slip saying I don’t have to participate in capitalism 0288
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Getting eyespots tattooed on my forearms so I can raise my arms and scare off predators 46918
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Getting eyespots tattooed on my forearms so I can raise my arms and scare off predators 46918
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The world has become a playground for a few hundred billionaires who are incapable of happiness or joy and that just seems like a waste 070
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Asking my parents to sign a slip saying I don’t have to participate in capitalism 0288
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m not putting ads into my content regardless of what tier you’ve subscribed to No, I’m too busy reaching for an ice cold Michelob Ultra after a long day of posting through it, and with only 95 calories and 2.6 grams of carbs, it’s the beverage that makes being terminally online terminally awesome 2246
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The most difficult part of an orchiectomy is fashioning a new place to store pee 2154
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m not putting ads into my content regardless of what tier you’ve subscribed to No, I’m too busy reaching for an ice cold Michelob Ultra after a long day of posting through it, and with only 95 calories and 2.6 grams of carbs, it’s the beverage that makes being terminally online terminally awesome 2246
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today’s art is a celebration of hoaxes 1102
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Can’t remember the names of all the country stars my coworkers like so I’m just calling them all Kermit McDermot and nobody seems to notice 3121
Reposted by The Callie is Coming from Inside the HouseThe Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t practice “transgenderism”, I’m actually a Reform Gendertarian 2122
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is only because pilots and flight attendants spend more time in the sky, closer to God than anyone, and lord knows the Lord loves a furry. 091
The Callie is Coming from Inside the House @calliedot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The most difficult part of an orchiectomy is fashioning a new place to store pee 2154
