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Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
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Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is mountain mama Let’s go, jerks new: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4p… bangerz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4p…

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 9h
Are you a today’s date? Credit: @im_leoc on IG
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I fucking love this girl. She blesses me when I sneeze (or audibly fart) at my place and she can hear it from hers and she gives me shit when I’m singing in the other room at work
“Does singing help get the pee out?”
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No don’t be silly! I can’t even see the photo. Bluesky is just being dumb.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just ate a quart and a half of ice cream, dare me to drive?
Girl lunch consisting of caramel swirl ice cream
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The babies are now 7 weeks old, if you can believe that 🥹 This is their last week on formula.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it
Sad Eddie Murphy
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why can’t he understand that I blocked him bc I never want to hear from him again and not bc I want him to try harder? It’s not the same for everybody. Being a woman is hard. No one understands us.
Screenshot from Ethan the fucking psychopath after I blocked him on his phone, on WhatsApp, YouTube, and now this other phone after I’ve told him every single place to stop
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That first autumn breeze got me feeling like
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I totally forgot until he texted me to check on me btw. That’s very not like me. I’m a stickler about dates.
Text with my ex-husband. Weird that I text him more than anybody else.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monochrome Monday: me and my buddy Randy the Raccoon
It’s just me with a Snapchat filter that has a raccoon
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If only you guys could see how cool this aida is. It’s all sparkly and I’m super pumped to see how this turns out. Think I’ll cross stitch for another 2 or 3 hours bc fuck yeah ❤️
My one wish Willow cross stich I’ve been working on tonight
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The irony of cross stitching this while the original “Obsession” plays
I fuckin love Twilight Zone this is “The Chaser”
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
cross stitching > football
This is just the beginning of another cross stitch I’m working on but I don’t want to give it away so you can guess
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Twins.
My cat tore up my paper towels this weekend
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dopamine boost in less than one minute
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
(almost) nice
Just me sitting pretty at #68
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you didn’t lean down in time, he didn’t give a shit. He was gonna come to you. This was truly one of the sweetest dogs I’ve met at my job.
Giving Tim kisses
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a fuckin day, y’all Here was the highlight: giving kisses to a 100lb beefy pitbull named Sam
I can’t even tell you how much I love my job. Here I am kissing the sweetest baby pitbullI love Sam the 100lb pitbull
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My top contenders
Popcorn. This movie, man. It scared the shit out of me as a kid. Corky Romano which inspired the name Dorky RomanoThere Goes My Baby. What a heartbreaking, beautiful movie. Not at all shitty. My Boyfriend’s Back. I wore this VHS out.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well yeah bc there’s nothing worse than mixed signals
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Believe me. I remember that tweet of yours.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I aim to please the masses. We only had two surgeries today so here you are!
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As you wish.
El Diablo and Todd
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw a vicious cat fight at work and it’s not even 9am yet
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😆😆😆😆 It’s better than this gem
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dating Diaries: I’m going in 🍍
Fuck it imma go with the pineapple folk
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thought I was depressed. Turns out I just needed to see my town start decorating for fall again.
The city of Clyde, putting out their annual pumpkin displays
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mind you, this is one of our first discussions. I hate people so much
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Save me.
Gary’s dumbass lovebombing me already
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let the lovebombing begin
Fuckin Gary istg calling me “love” and we met this weekend
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Place your bets now, folks. How long will I be talking to this one? 🖕 = less than 24 hours 😏 = 3-5 days 🦝 = couple weeks of lovebombing and then we mutually ghost each other 🎶 = few months
Fuckin Gary He’s a 10 but his name is Gary
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With guys like this out there, I can’t imagine why I’m still single for over a year now
Screenshot of some asshole telling me I better message him
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I fuckin love em, tbh
My Ingels salad 😍 it has beets, egg, mushrooms, and arugula
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bae. Because of his speech alone, I refuse to settle for “fine.”
My Kent cross stitch
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Name a character who deserves their own spinoff
My beloved Kent from Ted Lasso
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s off center and that’s driving me crazy, so I need to add some sort of border or maybe a bunch of confetti. I dunno, but I hate it.
“The rest is confetti” cross stitch
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Any guesses on this project? You’ll get a big old mouth kiss if you can tell me.
Something I’ve spent the afternoon cross stitching with a red door on brown hand-dyed 14 ct aida
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Post a picture of you from another era
Me, fishing, kissing my tiny ass catch.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Either he’s not even trying or he’s just mething around.
Brian, 37, with his crack pipe
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve been doing drugs for a couple hours now 💚 I’m not one to wake n’ bake but it’s a 3-day weekend and I earned this shit hard at work.
No Way Out right before something big happens
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ever wonder what our mascots at the clinic look like? This is one: Graham. Every day that he comes in is a day to be celebrated and at least 25% of the reason I’m in love with my job
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ohhhhh and the babies had their two week post op recheck on Monday. Look at them!! They make the most precious like squeaks.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The word you’re looking for is “cum”
A nail file that says “self love juice”
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is a patient appreciation account now. Poor sweet Meeka was too scared in the kennel after her dental, so she’s sitting on Ms. Katie’s lap for the day. Good thing I still have my mommy multitask skills so I can hold her while I work.
White Lhasa Apso Mix drooling all over my lap
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Always 4:44
My cat has a screensaver with your guardian angel, playing by red jumpsuit apparatus
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m one more guy like this away from killing myself and coming back to haunt everybody hard enough to have my own 6-movie horror franchise
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My little bitch just this afternoon
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got high and did crafts all day while watching Twilight Zone. Fuck yeah.
“If you still care, don’t ever let me know” Black cat on my bookshelf that I painted
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s ironic is this is the episode I was on during this conversation and the ending of this one is why it’s one of my favorites. That 4th wall break is *chef’s kiss*
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