Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I fucking love this girl. She blesses me when I sneeze (or audibly fart) at my place and she can hear it from hers and she gives me shit when I’m singing in the other room at work 2260
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No don’t be silly! I can’t even see the photo. Bluesky is just being dumb. 000
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just ate a quart and a half of ice cream, dare me to drive? 9562
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The babies are now 7 weeks old, if you can believe that 🥹 This is their last week on formula. 5735
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it 107617
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why can’t he understand that I blocked him bc I never want to hear from him again and not bc I want him to try harder? It’s not the same for everybody. Being a woman is hard. No one understands us. 2161
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I totally forgot until he texted me to check on me btw. That’s very not like me. I’m a stickler about dates. 080
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monochrome Monday: me and my buddy Randy the Raccoon 11693
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If only you guys could see how cool this aida is. It’s all sparkly and I’m super pumped to see how this turns out. Think I’ll cross stitch for another 2 or 3 hours bc fuck yeah ❤️ 0221
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The irony of cross stitching this while the original “Obsession” plays 2120
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you didn’t lean down in time, he didn’t give a shit. He was gonna come to you. This was truly one of the sweetest dogs I’ve met at my job. 270
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What a fuckin day, y’all Here was the highlight: giving kisses to a 100lb beefy pitbull named Sam 8810
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Well yeah bc there’s nothing worse than mixed signals 020
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I aim to please the masses. We only had two surgeries today so here you are! 240
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Saw a vicious cat fight at work and it’s not even 9am yet 1514924
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thought I was depressed. Turns out I just needed to see my town start decorating for fall again. 49612
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Mind you, this is one of our first discussions. I hate people so much 100
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Place your bets now, folks. How long will I be talking to this one? 🖕 = less than 24 hours 😏 = 3-5 days 🦝 = couple weeks of lovebombing and then we mutually ghost each other 🎶 = few months 2130
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With guys like this out there, I can’t imagine why I’m still single for over a year now 27873
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bae. Because of his speech alone, I refuse to settle for “fine.” 040
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Name a character who deserves their own spinoff 6587
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s off center and that’s driving me crazy, so I need to add some sort of border or maybe a bunch of confetti. I dunno, but I hate it. 2110
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Any guesses on this project? You’ll get a big old mouth kiss if you can tell me. 11395
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Either he’s not even trying or he’s just mething around. 10495
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’ve been doing drugs for a couple hours now 💚 I’m not one to wake n’ bake but it’s a 3-day weekend and I earned this shit hard at work. 130
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ever wonder what our mascots at the clinic look like? This is one: Graham. Every day that he comes in is a day to be celebrated and at least 25% of the reason I’m in love with my job 13815
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ohhhhh and the babies had their two week post op recheck on Monday. Look at them!! They make the most precious like squeaks. 2150
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is a patient appreciation account now. Poor sweet Meeka was too scared in the kennel after her dental, so she’s sitting on Ms. Katie’s lap for the day. Good thing I still have my mommy multitask skills so I can hold her while I work. 111016
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’m one more guy like this away from killing myself and coming back to haunt everybody hard enough to have my own 6-movie horror franchise 2231
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Got high and did crafts all day while watching Twilight Zone. Fuck yeah. 5669
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026What’s ironic is this is the episode I was on during this conversation and the ending of this one is why it’s one of my favorites. That 4th wall break is *chef’s kiss* 370