Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7hWe start dating now and we could be fighting on a haunted hayride in time 46921
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10hNo don’t be silly! I can’t even see the photo. Bluesky is just being dumb. 000
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10hMaaaaan, I’ve been so flatulent. Good thing I’m on my own at the front today. 110
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10hThat’s what I’m thinking and I’m impressed you know of such things 010
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11hIt needs to get on with it already. I’m sick of waking up thick and gorgeous every morning instead of diabetic and comatose. 020
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h*cries, scream-sings “LOVE IS JUST A CAMOUFLAGE FOR WHAT RESEMBLES RAGE AGAIN,” menstruates*open.spotify.comSnuff (Live in London, '16)Corey Taylor · CMF2B... or Not 2B · Song · 2024 270
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11hJust ate a quart and a half of ice cream, dare me to drive? 9522
Reposted by Forrest PlumpLydiaaaAaaAaAaaa😱 @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026They seem to be making the transition to human flesh nicely 🥹 061
Reposted by Forrest PlumpJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I say playlist but my heart really wants to say mixtape 215157
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They were semi-feral and hated people when Sarah took them in. It’s heartwarming to see them want to play with us now. 110
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The babies are now 7 weeks old, if you can believe that 🥹 This is their last week on formula. 5725
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’ll happen. You’re so fucking smart and beautiful and kind. 120
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m here for you, boo. You will find happiness again. 010
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you told me this would happen even 3 weeks ago, I wouldn’t have believed it. And to think this is the guy I kept putting off for so long. I’m an idiot. 150
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We’re totally gonna go steady. I feel it. We couldn’t shut up long enough to look at the menu and laughed so hard. 160
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s nothing short of magical. I can’t believe it. 140
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dear me 6 months ago, Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise. 613418
Reposted by Forrest PlumpSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing 717269
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A bunch of poseur Fleabag fans in here I swear to God 1100
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A hot priest telling me to kneel would fix me 87315
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ayyyyyyyystatic.klipy.comBoy's Energetic Classroom DanceALT: Boy's Energetic Classroom Dance 020
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We should really just get married. I’ll meet you in Detroit. 140
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I work with a bunch of fucking babies who never watched the old SNL 130
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dude I sang this at work and somebody seriously corrected me and I just about puked from disappointment 250
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it 107517
Reposted by Forrest PlumpKristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026that girl is going going gone 051
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the first time I replied. Ignoring him wasn’t working. I told him repeatedly while we were in the talking stage things that I wasn’t okay with and he overstepped my boundaries. So then I blocked him Every time he’d reach out, I’d block This now makes WhatsApp, YouTube, and his dads phone 020
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I dunno, man. I need therapy. I had an extremely good run of 10 months and now I’m stressed tf out. 110
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Truthfully not at all. Im stressed tf out and terrified he’ll find out where I live or work. 220
Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why can’t he understand that I blocked him bc I never want to hear from him again and not bc I want him to try harder? It’s not the same for everybody. Being a woman is hard. No one understands us. 2151