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Forrest Plump

@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
18K followers 1.6K following 13K posts

Empty inside, full-figured outside ⓘ this user is mountain mama Let’s go, jerks new: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4p… bangerz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gyuvrzxt4p…

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 6h
You sweetheart 🩷 thank you, love
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h
HOW DID YOU DO THAT
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h
🏅
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h
*bows to you*
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h
Milk puns are attractive? No whey.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h
Goddamn, I’m on board with both as well. Let’s do it.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h
We start dating now and we could be fighting on a haunted hayride in time
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h
No don’t be silly! I can’t even see the photo. Bluesky is just being dumb.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h
Maaaaan, I’ve been so flatulent. Good thing I’m on my own at the front today.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h
That’s what I’m thinking and I’m impressed you know of such things
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h
It needs to get on with it already. I’m sick of waking up thick and gorgeous every morning instead of diabetic and comatose.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h
Ohhhhh then carry on. Bluesky is so silly 🥰
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h
This got flagged. WHAT ARE YOU SENDING ME
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h
*cries, scream-sings “LOVE IS JUST A CAMOUFLAGE FOR WHAT RESEMBLES RAGE AGAIN,” menstruates*
open.spotify.com
Snuff (Live in London, '16)
Corey Taylor · CMF2B... or Not 2B · Song · 2024
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 11h
Just ate a quart and a half of ice cream, dare me to drive?
Girl lunch consisting of caramel swirl ice cream
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LydiaaaAaaAaAaaa😱 @smoreswhore.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
They seem to be making the transition to human flesh nicely 🥹
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Verrrry nice 😍🩷
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I say playlist but my heart really wants to say mixtape
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They were semi-feral and hated people when Sarah took them in. It’s heartwarming to see them want to play with us now.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The babies are now 7 weeks old, if you can believe that 🥹 This is their last week on formula.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’ll happen. You’re so fucking smart and beautiful and kind.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m here for you, boo. You will find happiness again.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you told me this would happen even 3 weeks ago, I wouldn’t have believed it. And to think this is the guy I kept putting off for so long. I’m an idiot.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re totally gonna go steady. I feel it. We couldn’t shut up long enough to look at the menu and laughed so hard.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I’m happy for you ❤️
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s nothing short of magical. I can’t believe it.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear me 6 months ago, Someone else will make you laugh that hard again. I promise.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I find your lack of silliness seriously disturbing
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Truly.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at you, putting in the work
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love Andrew Scott
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A bunch of poseur Fleabag fans in here I swear to God
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss it too, FW
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A hot priest telling me to kneel would fix me
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ayyyyyyyy
static.klipy.com
Boy's Energetic Classroom Dance
ALT: Boy's Energetic Classroom Dance
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😍
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We should really just get married. I’ll meet you in Detroit.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I work with a bunch of fucking babies who never watched the old SNL
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omfg let’s French
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude I sang this at work and somebody seriously corrected me and I just about puked from disappointment
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My soulmate would understand
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it
Sad Eddie Murphy
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that girl is going going gone
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That’s a great idea
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the first time I replied. Ignoring him wasn’t working. I told him repeatedly while we were in the talking stage things that I wasn’t okay with and he overstepped my boundaries. So then I blocked him Every time he’d reach out, I’d block This now makes WhatsApp, YouTube, and his dads phone
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno, man. I need therapy. I had an extremely good run of 10 months and now I’m stressed tf out.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah he’s 55 🙃
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truthfully not at all. Im stressed tf out and terrified he’ll find out where I live or work.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why can’t he understand that I blocked him bc I never want to hear from him again and not bc I want him to try harder? It’s not the same for everybody. Being a woman is hard. No one understands us.
Screenshot from Ethan the fucking psychopath after I blocked him on his phone, on WhatsApp, YouTube, and now this other phone after I’ve told him every single place to stop
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That first autumn breeze got me feeling like
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