Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 2hPicking up what you're putting down 13010
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11hHaving to do things when you’re so sleepy is abuse 05423
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialHalbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 8hDidn't win the lottery. Or a Nobel prize. This fucking day. 03215
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 8hEyes peeled, nose to the grindstone, ears perked, and hanging from a thread. This is harder than you'd think 01711
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 8h$6.19 per gallon of gas at the cheap place. Awesome sauce. 0101
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 19hI was trying to type OMG, but I typed ONG which I think could also be useful when a situation is ongoing. 47624
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 23hYou can’t please all the people all the time, but a lot of people suck. I wouldn’t worry about it. 29642
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 21hIt's time to cut out the middle man and get my own cotton candy machine 13415
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialsoup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 06/10/2026Yes cover band called Yep 1423144
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026everything went according to a plan I didn't have 417075
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22hexplain it to me like I'm dead 89337
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 22hMy Amazon Shopping preferences said Solves jigsaw puzzles recreationally. If there’s a way to do that professionally I’m in.  14913
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hell, I'd be happy if we were only marginally fucked. 07433
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just ate one piece of broccolus 1016858
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's fall. Take the pretty route. 16119
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I like my food touching and pre chewed. 0134
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I look the same, but I am not the same. You wouldn't know me. 0145
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would prefer the president *not* tell other countries that it’s permittable to nuke our largest population centers. 2325
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i too am mysterious and invalid 26740
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The afternoon with miles of sky to go. 03814
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 06/10/2026for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again 613347
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Welcome to your 50s. You must reply on all pics of younger celebrities that you have no idea who these people are 57713
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I get reaching across the aisle, but a full reach around? On kid rock? 1105
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026once again, my therapist is pressuring me to take these signs down 014932
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing (disoriented on my own path) 213965
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialFairy lily @fairylilyjojo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So lately Ive been watching as many music videos as i can to rate and rank them in the discord server i run ‘Everything is Cinema’ on yearly lists along with movies and shorts of that year, and a ranking list of all music videos. And so far this is what ive learned: 143
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad. 46726
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm going to sit here, eat my pre dinner snack of beef jerky and dry Frosted Flakes, and look at stupid shit on the internet. That's all I have to say about it. 0113
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They can fuckall the way off. I'm so sick of this shit. 020
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science 516472
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026It’s ok to love dogs more than humans 26223
Reposted by @murphmama.bsky.socialAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Being handcuffed to a rent a cop golf cart does not count as an arrest. Like officially 03519
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Pedo in charge sacrificed Los Angeles and San Diego to the Iranians and his audience laughed. Time for California to succeed from the union and take our money with us. 3317
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love it when I most identify with the villain 1165
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Looks like I was never normal not even from the start. 43413
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My resume gets shorter as I get older: I have a soul. References available. 1268
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I will have my art in a gallery in 2027. Watch me* *me to me 1193
murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm going to be 60 soon and I've just now resigned to not ever having cows in this lifetime and that makes me sad 1153
