Reposted by handbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026ME: it was him, officer. the one with the incredulous smirk MAN: surely you cant mean me? 😏 091
Reposted by handslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 16/08/2026[doctor turning the laptop around] okay so this is what a normal serving of ranch looks like 449666
Reposted by handmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Nothing happens for a reason. Anyone who claims otherwise is in the pocket of Big Causality 26210
Reposted by hand(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth? 124447
Reposted by hand🐺🥩❌ @wolfsteax.bsky.social · 15/06/2026A painting of a nightmare I had recently. 5456841718
Reposted by handjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My mailman is in the perfect position to write a certain someone a nice letter and sneak it into his mailbox. And yet weekday after weekday, he doesn't. 41385
Reposted by handmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 09/05/2026me and my home boy are using slings to feed each other treats at range 214923
Reposted by handjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026In the Middle Ages, average life expectancy was much lower than today due to high infant mortality rates but also heavily skewed by Paradox Georg, who somehow died when he was -20,000 years old 110210
Reposted by handRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Like even if this all ends without an escalation from the present level of bloodshed Trump and his administration should be held accountable for the threat alone. Making this threat, on its own, is a crime against humanity. 202238338
Reposted by handTarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I have no interest in this man’s problems 32997091454
Reposted by handSimon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Secret Garden of the Countess 91420272
Reposted by handTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards. 20100343166
Reposted by handEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19/12/2025You don't need to be great at everything. Specialize instead. Become known for writing erotic haiku about moon ghosts, or folding life-sized origami lions and animating them with dark magic. 29426
Reposted by handstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 31/10/2025The blacksmith in our town's a sewer rat named Rat de Culvert, and though his hammer's strokes do fall with careful might, the townsfolk keep him far in word and quarters. Maybe it's his lowborn air, perhaps his ratly stink, but day by day I wonder how the nose could be more precious than the heart 1384
hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 08/12/2025This rain is psychic suppressant. This is hibernation weather. It’s irrational to expect people to do things while the sky is doing this. Send everyone home. 030
Reposted by handthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/11/2025˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ⠀∧＿∧ （𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。 ⊂ ノ ・゜+. しーＪ °。+ *´¨) .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡ 8816114
hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 15/11/2025In the future, people will understand the butt far better than we do today. Our crude science has not yet illuminated even one tenth of all there is to know of the Human Ass. 030
Reposted by hand聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 13/08/2025In vain we compute our felicities by the advantage of our good names, since bad have equal durations, and Wario is like to live as long as Mario 4829164
hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 06/11/2025When you go to get water from the soda fountain and you accidentally get just a liiiittle bit of lemonade. The Devil’s Zest. 120
Reposted by handwinter @winterk.bsky.social · 06/11/202510 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man 1119525
Reposted by handBardius @bardius.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I returned to Russia for a short time to visit Picfest art-market (I wl sell such cats in this dark lands) 1262
Reposted by handNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Bedtime- it’s the most famous time to go to sleep. Yet some mischievous individuals choose to run away… 325641
Reposted by handSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 26/10/2025the duality of man 406758883
Reposted by handJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes 855731939
Reposted by handNaomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Person: I communicate by saying the words that I think Me: I communicate by saying the word bunnies and then being quiet 2777
Reposted by handjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I only cause various problems 1468
Reposted by handreni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2025truth coming out of her well to shame mankind 2239321187
Reposted by handnathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 25/09/2025-FAIL! Your REST stat is not high enough to use EXPERT BED. -FAIL! -FAIL! -SUCCESS! You rested 8 Hours on WET LOG. -LEVEL UP! 433379
Reposted by handmarissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 25/09/2025we were meant to live for so much more . half we lost ourselves ? 122595795
Reposted by handNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025◻️ My mind, body, and spirit are yours; use me as you please ☑️ I no longer wish to receive promotional messages or special offers from Idiot World 05810
Reposted by hand🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 15/09/2025every time i feel anxious and unsettled i just try to remember that beneath the earth lies an immense stone labyrinth that awaits us with the patience of a hunter 1678168
![macnult @macnult.com · speak for your own rancid vibes, i just ate a bangin breakfast sandwich and a peanut butter cookie
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social
· Boiling my fucking dinner again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v6hvv443uck3d3yretmpvb5a/bafkreietmwyr2wc6lkamwot6b4ani2ugbuhdop3nrolxbhqpp2cjlc24da)
