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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The agony and the ecstasy of my timeline.
macnult @macnult.com · speak for your own rancid vibes, i just ate a bangin breakfast sandwich and a peanut butter cookie

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social
· Boiling my fucking dinner again
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Polar bear cub with orange traffic cone on its head. Labeled “I am but a conduit for nonsense.”
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Parody game ad for “Secret of Nana”, the classic game by Square Enix. Background is actual art for Secret of Mana, foreground is a photo of your nana with a finger to her lips as if to say, “shshshsh.”
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Leon, from Blade Runner, wide-eyed and low-key freakin out
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’m only just now noticing the similarity.
Tim Robinson doing is “are you sure about that?” face
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Bear eating apples sitting on a pile of apples. More bears in the background eating apples.
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
*sniffs u*
squirrel on a tree bright-eyed and very interested in a possible Treat
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Yoshida, from The Enigma of Amigara Fault, by Junji Ito. She’s sweating and staring at something, looking anxious and disturbed.
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Aliens Total Conversion (Doom mod)
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
policy win from this guy's perspective
Guy making 🙅‍♂️ gesture over a photo of vegetables. "I'm not eating this fucking shit ever again. It tastes like shit and I fucking hate it. Candy is better."
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If you really study this helpful map he included in the article it all makes perfect sense. (🍳🧠)
An utterly garbled AI-hallucinated map of an idiot’s idea of the Mediterranean region with the caption “ChatGPT; not quite right but you get the idea”
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Panel from the manga Gantz.

“You’re not going to hell. You’re just going outside.”
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
“I’m full after only a couple rice!” I say, satisfied after eating only 2 rice.
r/NoStupidQuestions

u/OkRickySpinach

Why haven't we developed large rice?
Rice is very small. Wouldn't it make more sense if each grain was like 8 oz? Then you'd only have to eat a couple rice
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hand @mrmodest.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
Me, yelling, as they finally get around to dragging my deviant ass away.
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