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Jake

@mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social
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St Louis. He/him.

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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we gotta bring this shit back
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Mongabay @mongabay.com · 17/09/2026
After 20 years of research, scientists have formally described Mus dumbara, a new spiny mouse species endemic to Sri Lanka’s Knuckles Mountain Range. First lured by burnt coconut in 2004, the elusive rodent highlights the island's overlooked small-mammal biodiversity. Story by Malaka Rodrigo.
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How burnt coconut helped discover new to science endemic species in Sri Lanka
COLOMBO —  As dusk settled over the paddy fields at Puwakpitiya, a village on the northern edge of Knuckles Mountain Range locally known as Dumbara mountains in Central Sri Lanka, researchers began…
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I had access to a time machine the first thing I’d do would go back to when little me was blowing bubbles in my drink with a straw and when my mom told little me to stop I’d burst in and say “WHAT DO YOU CARE, LET HIM DO IT”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It's 2011. You just opened a YouTube link to The Lonely Island's "I Just Had Sex". You can't stop laughing. You don't know in the moment, but this is the last time you will be truly happy. Because the closet door behind you creaks open, and the thing inside, shaped almost like a man, stumbles ahead.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 03/04/2026
An ‘ANIMORPHS’ series is in the works at Disney+ Ryan Coogler is set to exec produce. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news...)
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
In 1993, "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" made a Black man the star of a major sci-fi franchise and his character was like the Platonic ideal of a loving father, a great cook, a man who uplifted others, who was kind and tolerant but MILITANTLY so, and who also had flaws like any other human. Hail Sisko
Avery Brooks as Cpt. Benjamin Sisko in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine."
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The study found that children enrolled in Parton’s Imagination Library “were 5 times more likely to be interested in reading, 11 times more likely to be interested in books, and 15 times more likely to join in during shared reading, compared to children who aren't enrolled.”
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Dolly Parton's free monthly book program encourages interest in reading
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library is transforming lives by fostering early childhood literacy.
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Jake @mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
none House, with left grief
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
im on my reddit atheism type shit rn
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It’s insane how sexy Dua Lipa is and half of my assessment of that sexiness is based on her voice, her intellect, and the fact that she has a book club! She’s so hot.
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Jake @mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I like how she whispers, "dance break."
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RyyBOOdo @ryyudo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/11/2025
the benoit blanc murder mystery industrial complex is doing really well but won't fully take off until we admit the franchise needs a recurring blofeld type villain played by tony shalhoub
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 25/11/2025
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2025
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Hi I’m a squirrel. I was crossing the street but then it was time for me to chill for a sec. Gonna finish crossing in a minute here. Hold your horses you don’t got anyplace you need to get to that fast. Ok well nice chatting gotta bolt
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
Riker tooting on that boner
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.
Jane Goodall reaches out and touches a small monkey.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
the other half of this that I've never really gotten over: this all but explicitly amounts to valorizing being "asleep". people are really out here wielding "I have no idea what's going on, historically speaking" as a credential
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky
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Jake @mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Jhg
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Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Easily the best cokelike
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Xfiles understood the three type of nerd. Hippy, square, pervert
The lone gunmen
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 17/09/2025
My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.
a large toad next to a plastic dinosaur figurine
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling. I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
One kinda cute thing about people my age is we love remembering and telling you what number various channels used to be.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/09/2025
over time I believe this will end up being one of the most unpopular things the administration ever does a death sentence for many hobbies and all the average consumer sees is that you’re taking away all their bargains one of the few policies that has a direct negative effect on almost everyone
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 08/09/2025
dril from the top rope 💀
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i dont know if you heard but israel has been doing some pretty crazy stuff on the news ryo w japan

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+ The internet became a slightly worse place when we learned that dril is an old boring white guy who hates Jews

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hey did your favorite country kill every human shield on earth yet or do we need to send them another $200 billion
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/09/2025
I mean it is basically the plot of Clear and Present Danger!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The revenge campaign needs to be severe and unrelenting. We should at minimum set the destruction of say Liberty University as a goal.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
What your mentions look like when you say that bamboo tastes bad
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Jake @mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Really missing when the internet was fun and not a nightmare. I know most people have seen these GI Joe PSA redubs but I'm gonna post a few of my favorites for the 6 people who haven't seen them yet.
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
It's just a “swarm of fish" following a duck.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Hell yes I bought 5 sheets of the Chris Ware USPS stamps. Wow! Lookit this design!
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Jake @mrgreenmonkey.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Ootockalockatuvik
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/07/2025
send lawyers, novelty keys, and money/the shit has hit the fan
Novelty keys Novelty keys
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
confirmed: all the best posters on this website are 30 or 40 years old and love ds9
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.
A photo of Watterson at his drawing table.A panel of Calvin and Hobbes riding their radio flyer red wagon.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/06/2025
i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders
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