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Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!”

Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 5h

Everything is gambling and AI and private equity and you're not allowed to not have a phone but books are good and fajitas are good.

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winston rowntree @winstonrowntree.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thrilled for everyone who worked on this season of peopleWatching -- world-class talent that hugely deserves this kind of recognition. Animation rules!! www.iemmys.tv/2026-interna...

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hope they release another version of that Cliff Booth movie where they turned all the lights on while they were filming it.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What the fuck are you creeps doing

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stare at your phone when your baby stares at your phone.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

They should consider making the whole night out of sleep, not just the two hours when the baby sleeps. Something to think about.

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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is a motherfucking paragraph

THE BIG SLEEP
THREE
This room was too big, the ceiling was too high, the doors were too tall, and the white carpet that went from wall to wall looked like a fresh fall of snow at Lake Arrowhead.
There were full-length mirrors and crystal doodads all over the place. The ivory furniture had chromium on it, and the enormous ivory drapes lay tumbled on the white carpet a yard from the windows. The white made the ivory look dirty and the ivory made the white look bled out. The windows stared towards the darkening foothills.
It was going to rain soon. There was pressure in the air already.
I sat down on the edge of a deep soft chair and looked at Mrs. Regan. She was worth a stare. She was trouble.
She was stretched out on a modernistic chaise-longue

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I used to think sometimes if you did the wrong thing in the past it makes doing the right thing in the present mean something better but i forgot about the internet where doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever ever done right things

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My computer heard me talking about replacing it and now it's being nice again.

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A dishwasher that sorts itself, you just drop all the things down a pit and the plates get to where they need to go.

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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Just going to watch this on repeat the rest of the life.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/08/2026

On the next pass, however, Helen failed to clear the mountains.

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Bet a couple of those guys were bummed they didn't get to keep being pigs.

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The Sound Defense @thesounddefense.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I wanted to know what movie was playing on the TV at the gym, so I took a picture and asked Google. It told me the film was Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I tried it a second time with the same picture, and it told me the film was Pineapple Express. The film was Bustin' Loose.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Another day, another new batch of tiny little cuts all over my fingers I can't explain.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

An atm that moans when you slide your card in

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

podcasts really are the perfect medium if you like hearing people ask if they’re allowed to curse

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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I once went to a very elderly South Dakota doctor feeling extremely ill. He immediately slapped me in the face and said "YOU DON'T LIKE THAT DO YOU?" I said, "Who likes that?" And he goes "You have bronchitis" and told me to gargle Benadryl and sent me home.

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if the Demoncrats win in the midterms they’re going to stop the merger and make them rename it Warner Sisters :(

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

God dammit I just thought of the perfect thing to say to the woman who was rude to me on a plane in Chicago three weeks ago.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Cars should be able to hit other cars a little bit.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

What's everyone thinking for lunch?

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The vegetables we grow in our backyard garden-- tomatoes specifically-- are so FUCKING GOOD it's literally changed the way I see the world.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Thoroughly charmed by the wholesomeness of this pointless reddit question.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I feel like we didn't appreciate just how funny it is to name yourself "Rob Zombie."

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

if you had asked lou gehrig what he thought symptoms of lou gehrig's disease would be i bet he would be like "being good at baseball" but unfortunately that's not how things shook out

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

American guy: “Hon hon hon.” Haha. “Oui, le baguette.” lol. Nah, nah. It’s all in good fun. French guy: Haha. “Ooh, I love to buy Funko Poppe and 326 dolleure gas at ‘obby Lobby.”

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Nosferatu... Nose: For "Achoo." Something there.

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S Peter Davis @speterdavis.com · 07/07/2026

I'm not complaining about the Bluesky monoculture but it's always funny when something like this happens and my entire feed fills up with nothing but people saying "I told you so!!!" to other people who also told you so

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I need everyone to stop and listen to potentially the funniest audio glitch I've ever heard. It sounds like Jigsaw decided to get a part time job announcing MLB games.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Biblical Guy: Ah, the Virgin Mary and the Christ Child, blessings. And you must be the Virgin Joseph. Joseph: Oh that-- I think that's just for-- Second Guy: VIRGIN JOE, WHAT'S GOOD JOE THE VIRGIN?!

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I've been reading Swanboy for years and it's difficult to tell someone new where/how to "start," but this arc is as good as it gets.

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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I hope my son's first words are something like "mama" or "hello" and not the thing he hears me say every morning when we tour the garden, "Hey squirrels eat shit get fucked die and go to hell." "Dada" would be nice too I guess.

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