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MothManatee

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 10h
They come runnin just as fast as they can cuz every girl crazy bout his red right hand [ nick cave grows a long beard ]
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing I mutter the only way out is through
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
i'm outside my house putting up a "beware of the dog" sign, but it's spelled "dawg" and underneath is a photo of me winking and pointing finger guns at the camera
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Fish. Fear. War. Cheese. Long ago, the 4 mongers lived together in harmony.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YouTube short thumbnails. One of a white hedgehog, the other of a cream doughnut being torn apart
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DNA too powerful to be analyzed, call that the nucleo option
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[not reading carefully before parroting an opinion] America is being torn apart by tribadism
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer):
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
weird that it happened twice, etc.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
"I have Schwimmer's ear," David Schwimmer's killer taunts police
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Commas are important”
Diflako: that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it


User replies: commas are important
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
eating fish you catch? call that bass to mouth
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 31/07/2026
Each of the 7 executioners in the firing line squad decided independently it would be hilarious if one of them shoots me in the balls this time.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No Rest IV: The Wicked
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Guy who I used to slip n slide with saw me at the grocery store and asked me how my “sabbatical” was going. Looks like it’s about time I soap up and remind these drystanders why they call me The Hagfish.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gotta find a way to say Air Quality Index Over 1000 that doesn't make it sound like the greatest air you are ever likely to have an opportunity to breathe. maybe call it the Air Garbage Index. no chance i'm going outside if there's a thousand air garbage. although, one man's trash....
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 05/07/2026
this is the official scooby doo account
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
you finally ask your crush out on a date and she says yes! couple hours later you find a scratch ticket on the ground and holy shit!! you won ten grand!!! then Neo frees mankind from the Matrix
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
has any human being ever looked more aggressively swiss than murat yakin
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/06/2024
in space no one can hear you cream
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/06/2026
RETIREE FROM VANCOUVER WHO ROTS THEIR BRAIN ON RESIST CONTENT EIGHTEEN HOURS A DAY: These delusional USians really believe the world will come crawling back when (t)Rump is out of office FRENCHMAN IN TEXAS FOR THE WORLD CUP TRYING BRISKET FOR THE FIRST TIME: Ze light of God ‘az opeened my eyes
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 24/06/2026
Walking room to room through the sanitarium saying "grown ass man losing to a single celled organism" and each tuberculosis patient miraculously getting better
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Roommate thinks I didn’t notice he ate my swedish meatballs, but I wasn’t björn yesterday
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2024
nothing worse than picking up a book at a free little library called like, "The Silly Shoe," and then halfway through you find out the silly shoe was on jesus's foot at the crucifixion
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
by today's standards conservatives were actually pretty normal about the teletubbies
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 31/03/2026
Cilia Murphy. he's just gliding across the floor with millions of tiny hairs
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i don't like this animal. skip it.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
"EAR MUFFS WHEN IT'S 55°? HO HO, I WISH YOU LUCK ON MAKING IT TO SPRING," I boom as my shorts-clad body emerges, steaming, from the Rite Aid
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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
[flirting with bald chicks] Does the portico match the dome?
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Are you riming this ancient mariner by yourself handsome?
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
One of the things ancient mariners have to look out for is getting rimed
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This bad boy can rime 5.8 gigamariners per second
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
british hip hop collective Rapshire
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
My uncle went to Dr Mario multiple times a year with respiratory problems. Prescribed all kinds of pills. Eventually saw an article about how his problems could be caused by rising damp and realised the back of his cistern was leaking into the foundations. So he called a plumber, guess who turns up?
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 08/08/2025
Environmental storytelling.
Street sign for Horneytown Rd. Under is a second sign that says "This sign has RFID and GPS tracking"
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
[wife wanting to discuss my mid life crisis] brent [me with my graffiti buddies] actually it’s Sprayz now
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Frog Every Day @frogeveryday.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Zachary the frog
Zachary the frog
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Standing fully nude and motionless in the blurred background of my girlfriend's Zoom, a peach colored column that wasn't there yesterday
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2024
ME: It’s going okay, two kids is definitely harder. We’re all going to feel a lot better when the baby starts sleeping through the night, but for now we’re doing our best. COWORKER WHO SURVIVED THE EVENTS OF ‘CHILDREN OF THE CORN’: I guess I just find it interesting what some parents consider “hard”
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