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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They come runnin just as fast as they can cuz every girl crazy bout his red right hand [ nick cave grows a long beard ]
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Molecular biologist: Failure of double-stranded break repair mechanisms
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Anytime someone asks me how I’m doing I mutter the only way out is through
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I needed 100k exp. to get to 70. got one last rook run in, got 15k from that...tried to run another and matchmaking had been taken down. bought my last 85k from the armory with EVERYTHING out of stock and 4.2k left in credits. a real buzzer beater!
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alan Wake 2 was 100/10 for vibes but the actual gameplay elements were straight up bad. It took me like 15 hours to realize it though because of the aforementioned vibes
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bro out here cooking headcrabs
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zip_bomb
en.wikipedia.org
Zip bomb - Wikipedia
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"after" is doing a lot of heavy lifting when we're talking about early adopters of a microblogging platform
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
CAPT. PICARD: there's no time for this, the planet's surface is too unstable! beam us aboard, then i will consider your team's request CHIEF O'BRIEN: what's to consider? engineering department gets a full hour for lunch, or you die CAPT. PICARD: well i don't think it would set a very good precedent
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
i'm outside my house putting up a "beware of the dog" sign, but it's spelled "dawg" and underneath is a photo of me winking and pointing finger guns at the camera
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Fish. Fear. War. Cheese. Long ago, the 4 mongers lived together in harmony.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YouTube short thumbnails. One of a white hedgehog, the other of a cream doughnut being torn apart
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DNA too powerful to be analyzed, call that the nucleo option
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[not reading carefully before parroting an opinion] America is being torn apart by tribadism
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
being paid to mention hands, call that a hand career wait lemme try aga-
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she's deeply not in the pocket of Big Hand
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh so there's the possibility for good content?
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
well?
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function! Me: of course, don’t worry Me (after one beer):
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Many cancers, melanoma most of all, have mutations that lead to protein sequences that are not native to the body. These are called neoantigens. This vaccine approach is to biopsy, find the neoantigens for your tumor, then make an mRNA vax against that in combination with a checkpoint inhibitor
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh lordie I'd seen the diagram before but just assumed it was some weirdo - which it is, but god forbid it's a weirdo with influence
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need to see the diagram
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
weird that it happened twice, etc.
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
"I have Schwimmer's ear," David Schwimmer's killer taunts police
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I only wish I could see one rotating in pseudo-3 dimensional space
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is like 0.1 steps away from re-inventing the Warhammer 40K tech priest
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nolan: nice iconic character you got there? What's that, a few thousand years of context for his character traits? Be a shame if someone made him Sad instead
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In addition to the rock quality, it's all about the rock delivery system
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Commas are important”
Diflako: that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it


User replies: commas are important
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
eating fish you catch? call that bass to mouth
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
suppository :(
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
allow me to toss out a preemptive "tummy horts" for us all
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have ad tracking off and get a lot of these, but I actually do work in a research lab, so I just figured they Got My Ass some other way
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"families often consent and participate" well yes as we all know the perpetrator is most commonly someone the victim knows
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
wouldst thou like to live deciduously?
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 31/07/2026
Each of the 7 executioners in the firing line squad decided independently it would be hilarious if one of them shoots me in the balls this time.
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ass 2: Mouth
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No Rest IV: The Wicked
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Milkshake jimothy
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Guy who I used to slip n slide with saw me at the grocery store and asked me how my “sabbatical” was going. Looks like it’s about time I soap up and remind these drystanders why they call me The Hagfish.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gotta find a way to say Air Quality Index Over 1000 that doesn't make it sound like the greatest air you are ever likely to have an opportunity to breathe. maybe call it the Air Garbage Index. no chance i'm going outside if there's a thousand air garbage. although, one man's trash....
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
2 World War 2 Handle 2 World War or not 2 Be
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MothManatee @mothmanatee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Always been a fan of a Vonnegutian "So it goes", but IIWII gets paraded out for special occasions.
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