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Dyke Ehrmantraut

@ch1canery.bsky.social
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Deny me and be doomed. Live from the arsehole of western Europe.

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 9h
eminem voice: chewbacca's cock is a showstoppin knot lemme see what that wookiee got im gonna slobber on it like salacious crumb gimme every last drop of that wookiee cum
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crazy how most of 2020s dyke fashion is just 1970s men's fashion.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need her.
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alyaza ΘΔ @alyazabirze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
today on birzeblog: two years have passed since Cohost closed; two years of Cohost realism have, in turn, set in. it is now easier to imagine the end of the internet than it is to imagine another website with the promise or possibility that was offered by Cohost. alyaza.neocities.org#cohost
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birzeblog: homepage
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/10/2026
Yuri
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
touch my paw! …you can let go now … #madokamagica
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dating in my 30s. Katie says "I am not going to be mommy" much to the disappointment of her partner. She starts punching herself in the head and repeats "I am NOT going to be mommy." She waits a beat while her partner stands in anticipation. She shamefully relents and says "fine... I'm mommy." Her partner beams with excitement.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am a useless piece of shit who ducks everything she touches up.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cassie x Crystal cuck arc. Cassie x Crystal cuck arc!
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Baseball :)
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe I should post tits on main, fuck it why not
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Horror Movie Every Night Month Horror Movie Every Night Month Horror Movie Every Night Month
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's okay to call myself a dyke despite being bisexual and if you get mad at me that's okay too
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January @januaryfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chibi commission
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Low waist jeans are a scam by Big Government to give innocent trans girls body dysmorphia.
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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Discworld is cisnormative, Rick and Morty is cisnormative Falangist dreck, French romance novels are cisnormative, spy fiction is generally cisnormative, charisma is cisnormative. Masscult under anarcho-capitalism is inherently cisnormative. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's cool how a solid section of trans women on here treat butch tgirls as temporarily embarrassed femmes. Like we're afraid to be more feminine. Like fear is the only reason we're not in dresses and sewing. And no, you just hate dykes.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me when the bubble is definitely not about to burst :)
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can a Kinsey 5 girl and a Kinsey 2 guy make it work?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Kamonabe (SKETCH comms OPEN 1/5) @kamonabepasta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Club Jack Frost (old doodle)
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am already clearing shelf space for Remy and Makoto.
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𝖘𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖊 @sugarhole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EVERYDAY DAWG
drawing done by me of the goth girl from the “another shitty day in my stupid tranny life” it’s very pastely and stuff she’s cute
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what I look like
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking about the good times...
OK Cupid screenshot: it says I am a bisexual woman. I don't want to see or be seen by straight people.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Kissing girls is lesbophobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Silent Hill 2 (PS2, 2001)
James Sunderland stands in front of a poster. He thinks, "...This is no time to be look at a stupid poster."
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know those old people getting brainwashed by AI bullshit online? I call them Adult Baby iPad Lovers.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mechwarriors are nonentities. "mechwarrior" is an oppressive class, like pomosexual people or Welsh people.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying not to think about how every trans girl is getting surgeries and it's impossible for me. Trying very hard.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you have an ibuprofen? I have a headache
Hello Kitty but her head is transparent and inside there is plants instead of brain
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm starting to think this thread isn't actually about sandwiches
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm just.posting normal style
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Making Friends On Line :)
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why... Why would I want this Google?
Pixel message saying: Instantly customise your Pixel with Harry Potter audiobook packs to celebrate the release of Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions on Audible. One tap changes your wallpaper, icons and sounds with elements from the audiobooks. [2]

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So Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donate to Category Is's fix-it fund: gofund.me/8591b840c
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Donate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is Books
For the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tucker Wetmore is a drag king name.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm hurting quite a bit and I don't know how much longer I can keep going. Sorry gotta post this weekly but it's still true every week.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm more of a Jonah fan, but I hope Mike's robot pals are there.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
transition timeline but there is no big difference uh oh
Me a week or so agoMe ten years ago.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why the fuck am I on this website? Why am I subjecting myself to tranny hate 24/7?
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow its so crazy how this only seems to happen to trans people and not the side wishing LITERAL GENOCIDE on us. #freethebugs is back ig. Let my friend out of mod jail. This is so ridiculous.
a discord screenshot of bugs showing they got suspended again
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YouTube short thumbnails. One of a white hedgehog, the other of a cream doughnut being torn apart
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, okay, I did hit up Jollibee when I was in Glasgow this is a fair read. Please stop calling me a man though, Mr The Onion.
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Dyke Ehrmantraut @ch1canery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder if I can monetise being a fat trans woman with huge tits in some way... We may never know...
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