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Chris G.

@morebachplease.bsky.social
685 followers 1K following 485 posts

He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-…)

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Anonymous User @lamsinton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Historically, the Pope has had no trouble telling people that they are bad.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It never stopped being funny during the mayoral campaign last year that Sliwa's main driving force was how much he despised Cuomo. They'd be in debates and Cuomo would be all "my opponent Mr Moobandi" and Sliwa would go "I hate you, you piece of shit, fuck you".
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens." There are not enough exclamation points to convey how I felt reading this paragraph
Screenshot of article which reads: From this perspective, the “both sides” frame falls apart. The prob-
lem is not that the parties are divided. The problem is the existential 
threat that a reempowered ethnonationalist strain poses to pluralistic 
U.S. democracy writ large. The current level of political animosity is 
exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted 
to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s 
citizens. The only way to re-oppress most of a country is to use anti-
democratic and authoritarian tactics. And the only way to oppose those 
tactics is to push back as a population and clearly reject them. This is 
the argument happening in the United States, and its pathology is not 
anger—it is the movement to undermine a generation of rights.
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good day to post this
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Qatar to Trump:
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
White people love hours of operation that end with “or by chance”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another absolutely brilliant piece
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026
paranormal podcaster: today i’m speaking to a man who says he regularly feels the presence of spirits. mysteriously, two of them appear to be related - a father, and a son. i’m meeting him today in his place of work. richard, hi. catholic priest: sorry what kind of podcast did you say this was?
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least the NYT gets the last laugh with their drawings of the focus group members
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bisexuals are the Gen X of the queer community
Connor King caption: Shoutout to the girls and gays!

Comment from starblazer74: Once again.. completely ignoring the BISEXUALS. It's not "one or the other" monosexual attractions. The larger percentage on the sexual spectrum is more bisexuals than anything. Come on now Connor. You know this.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
listen up liberal, I scratched my ass and gave myself pink eye
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the fuck does it mean to be “working hard” to this fossil? not shitting himself during a game of bridge?
Politics & Poll Tracker

Senator John Boozman (R-AR) tells the NY
Times that it's his understanding that Mitch McConnell "is working very hard."
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/09/2026
"Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher in profound change, abstracted into a focus-group-tested campaign slogan." buff.ly/tt1slzK
mcsweeneys.net
These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose
“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have once again gotten an insane heat map for the Dialect Quiz
Dialect quiz results in the form of a heat map of the United States, with Boston, Providence, and Worcester listed as "three of the most similar cities."
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Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good day. Trans people are VALID.
Panel 1: a podcaster with a backwards hat and sunglasses leans into his mic and says "Trans people!"
Panel 2: he says "stick to the gender GOD gave you."
Panel 3: he continues "Stop trying to hard to change! God doesn't make mistakes!"
Panel 4: he then reads a queue card "Today's sponsor is dick pills also hair loss medication also mens Gray-be-gone also shoe lifts also botox also shirts that shape you also testicle tanning also regular tanning also steriods also anchor arms from spongebob also testosterone also plastic surgery also laser hair removal also-"
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Looking as radiant as ever, Mr. President”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm actually more surprised that Kanye has a "Chief of Staff"??
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/08/2026
I guess it's kind of hard to view the dismissal of one grublike phrenologist as a major hit to free speech after major American universities have in the past year banned the use of words and eliminated entire departments in the hopes of pleasing the senile president
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the whole natalie harp thing is unsetting but she also seems unhinged enough to “if i can’t have you, no one can” her way into the history books
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carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 21/08/2026
do you think this guy used AI?
an AI enhanced image of an old guy looking like the thing. also i think he made his wife’s boobs bigger
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they called Obama a communist in 2008 and here we are, 18 years later having learned nothing, still shitting our pants over being called communists stop giving a shit what the right wing freaks are going to say about you and gain some principles to stand by
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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Newton would be shown internet pornography exactly one (1) time and he'd spend the rest of his days furiously gooning away in a dark room like he was Howard Hughes/Quagmire
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justin (rough cut notes) @justininpost.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*Mary minding her own business* God:
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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026
You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Academics sellinge out to Generative AI lyke that guye who doth trye to negotiate wyth Hans Gruber yn *Die Hard*
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Emily Wilson DESTROYS Zoomer culture with one cutting remark
Nolan’s Odyssey lacks many of the elements that make the poem great. It has nothing convincing to say about time, memory, history, war, or about the relationship between one warrior’s glorious return and the lives of his family, adversaries, comrades, friends and neighbours. It lacks psychological, emotional, political and ethical depth. Its narrative structure is gimmicky. The writing is abysmal. None of the characters has convincing motivation for their actions or words. There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
cyclospora is unable to infect buffalo wings with a big side of blue cheese. something to keep in mind
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Ideas” yeah, shitty ones
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
/crashes car, shits pants
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just watched Dan Souza talk about cheese for 30 minutes on America’s Test Kitchen
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Donald Duck's Love Heart Moment
Alt: Donald Duck's with heart pounding
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m the only person brave enough to call In-N-Out overrated
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the photographer? Callista Gingrich
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the fake news media is covering up the fact that lindsey graham died of the viral MAGA shitting disease
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
did you guys hear mitch mcconnell shit himself so bad when he died that they had to replace the flooring
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If you’re in line to dunk on Mitch McConnell, STAY IN LINE
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People : i wonder what the founders would think if they were alive today Ben franklin : so you type “big tit french milf” into that box and you get unlimited images of big titted french milfs?
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me to the Supreme Court
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
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