Reposted by Chris G.Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 49163605373
Reposted by Chris G.The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7676421090
Reposted by Chris G.Anonymous User @lamsinton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Historically, the Pope has had no trouble telling people that they are bad. 0101
Reposted by Chris G.Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It never stopped being funny during the mayoral campaign last year that Sliwa's main driving force was how much he despised Cuomo. They'd be in debates and Cuomo would be all "my opponent Mr Moobandi" and Sliwa would go "I hate you, you piece of shit, fuck you". 019813
Reposted by Chris G.Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens." There are not enough exclamation points to convey how I felt reading this paragraph 31226491
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/09/2026White people love hours of operation that end with “or by chance” 000
Reposted by Chris G.Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026paranormal podcaster: today i’m speaking to a man who says he regularly feels the presence of spirits. mysteriously, two of them appear to be related - a father, and a son. i’m meeting him today in his place of work. richard, hi. catholic priest: sorry what kind of podcast did you say this was? 029862
Reposted by Chris G.Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck 248747
Reposted by Chris G.Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it 8533160620
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At least the NYT gets the last laugh with their drawings of the focus group members 030
Reposted by Chris G.farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026listen up liberal, I scratched my ass and gave myself pink eye 4657
Reposted by Chris G.The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129192820
Reposted by Chris G.jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME” 1065268682
Reposted by Chris G.👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the fuck does it mean to be “working hard” to this fossil? not shitting himself during a game of bridge? 5541
Reposted by Chris G.McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/09/2026"Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher in profound change, abstracted into a focus-group-tested campaign slogan." buff.ly/tt1slzKmcsweeneys.netThese Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher... 621970
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have once again gotten an insane heat map for the Dialect Quiz 000
Reposted by Chris G.Eastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Good day. Trans people are VALID. 18322
Reposted by Chris G.I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“Looking as radiant as ever, Mr. President” 4465
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm actually more surprised that Kanye has a "Chief of Staff"?? 000
Reposted by Chris G.Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/08/2026I guess it's kind of hard to view the dismissal of one grublike phrenologist as a major hit to free speech after major American universities have in the past year banned the use of words and eliminated entire departments in the hopes of pleasing the senile president 384784997
Reposted by Chris G.slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the whole natalie harp thing is unsetting but she also seems unhinged enough to “if i can’t have you, no one can” her way into the history books 2992027232
Reposted by Chris G.carly rae jepstein @die-hardman.com · 21/08/2026do you think this guy used AI? 3645528
Reposted by Chris G.monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they called Obama a communist in 2008 and here we are, 18 years later having learned nothing, still shitting our pants over being called communists stop giving a shit what the right wing freaks are going to say about you and gain some principles to stand by 1374941557
Reposted by Chris G.Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Newton would be shown internet pornography exactly one (1) time and he'd spend the rest of his days furiously gooning away in a dark room like he was Howard Hughes/Quagmire 142
Reposted by Chris G.justin (rough cut notes) @justininpost.bsky.social · 03/08/2026*Mary minding her own business* God: 0142
Reposted by Chris G.pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS 1879242540
Reposted by Chris G.Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Academics sellinge out to Generative AI lyke that guye who doth trye to negotiate wyth Hans Gruber yn *Die Hard* 29416
Reposted by Chris G.the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Emily Wilson DESTROYS Zoomer culture with one cutting remark 24989116
Reposted by Chris G.rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 24/07/2026cyclospora is unable to infect buffalo wings with a big side of blue cheese. something to keep in mind 1061778
Reposted by Chris G.Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 20/07/2026/crashes car, shits pants 1068749
Reposted by Chris G.Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance. 1183381182
Reposted by Chris G.Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285735477
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Just watched Dan Souza talk about cheese for 30 minutes on America’s Test Kitchenstatic.klipy.comDonald Duck's Love Heart MomentAlt: Donald Duck's with heart pounding 010
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m the only person brave enough to call In-N-Out overrated 100
Reposted by Chris G.the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026the photographer? Callista Gingrich 2835
Reposted by Chris G.David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT. 23794221797
Reposted by Chris G.A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026the fake news media is covering up the fact that lindsey graham died of the viral MAGA shitting disease 949451
Reposted by Chris G.haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11/07/2026did you guys hear mitch mcconnell shit himself so bad when he died that they had to replace the flooring 413410
Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 08/07/2026If you’re in line to dunk on Mitch McConnell, STAY IN LINE 011
Reposted by Chris G.hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 04/07/2026People : i wonder what the founders would think if they were alive today Ben franklin : so you type “big tit french milf” into that box and you get unlimited images of big titted french milfs? 1326862
Reposted by Chris G.Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation. 118129653170