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Chris G.

@morebachplease.bsky.social
685 followers 1K following 485 posts

He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-…)

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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bisexuals are the Gen X of the queer community
Connor King caption: Shoutout to the girls and gays!

Comment from starblazer74: Once again.. completely ignoring the BISEXUALS. It's not "one or the other" monosexual attractions. The larger percentage on the sexual spectrum is more bisexuals than anything. Come on now Connor. You know this.
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have once again gotten an insane heat map for the Dialect Quiz
Dialect quiz results in the form of a heat map of the United States, with Boston, Providence, and Worcester listed as "three of the most similar cities."
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Many more nights for you and @jlp.systems to dominate my timeline
A series of increasingly unhinged Bluesky posts exclusively by @crannyboy and @jlp.systems
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is a great article. Really illuminating. But I do hope that ChatGPT isn't a routine part of the web/link design at Slate, if only for the environmental impacts:
Screenshot of article; one of the link URLs has the ending "?utm_source=chatgpt.com"
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Arrested Development screencap: Lucille Bluth’s license, for which her photo has been “airbrushed to oblivion” by Gob
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Arrested Development "Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!" screencap edited to say "Mr. October"
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Solution for @uhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234.bsky.social?
Two skeets:
1. The problem with pissing on Thatcher’s grave is eventually you run out of piss.
2. The piss tank on the ISS is now 41% full.
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Another addition to Real Housepets of Rhode Island #rhori
An older dog is getting its head scratched and looks happy. Caption: “Clemmy, Rosie’s Dog”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Same energy
Arrested Development screencap: George (Jeffrey Tambor) sitting in an attic with several dolls and a tea set. He's saying, "Now, who wants to take their top off?"
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Whenever I see Donald Trump doing or saying evil shit
Seinfeld screencap: Elaine Benes sits in a movie theater next to J. Peterman watching “The English Patient,” which she hates. She is leaning forward, exasperated, saying, “and just die already.”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Could’ve just stopped after the first four words, I think
Email from James Carville with the subject line, “I can’t shut up about Ohio”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m so tired
New York Times headline: “Reaction to Trump’s Racist Post Shows He Is Not Always Immune to Politics”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"Literal doctor" (Dr. Fishman) from Arrested Development
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"Literal doctor" (Dr. Fishman) from Arrested Development
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Michael Bluth doing prayer hands on Arrested Development
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Found the next cursed classical music duo
Screenshot from “classical musicianship test” by Duo Starke Agnès
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"Man Within"
"The Man Inside Me" book cover from Arrested Development
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“Officer down” meme but with the first word changed to “war criminal”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Big money, no Whammies, no tricks, only treats, STOP! #HappyHalloween
Me dressed as the Whammy from Press Your Luck
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
We love some dark humor from @ichotiner.bsky.social
Kissinger always declined, but now he’s dead. And [Indian prime minister Narendra] Modi. Kissinger and Modi were my two dream interviews. Modi doesn’t really do interviews, so I think that’s unlikely. Kissinger seems even more unlikely at this point.
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Lol “thanking the agents”
Screencap of Willem Dafoe from Spider-Man (2002) edited to say, “You know, I’m something of a fucking loser myself”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
*jerkoff motion*
Screencap of the video caption “The Judeo-Christian [tradition]”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Same energy
Family guy screencap, “Aladdin 4: Jafar May Need Glasses”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Second canceled train in 2 days for me. Equipment issues will only get worse as Harrisburg continues to starve SEPTA of much-needed support. CALL JOE PITTMAN at (717) 787-8724 and DEMAND a vote on transit funding! Then, call your local State Senator and do the same.
Crowded train station with stopped train in distance
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Arrested Development screencap: Gob Bluth singing “It ain’t easy Bein’ white” but Andreessen’s head is photoshopped onto Gob’s
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Arrested Development screencap: Gob Bluth singing “It ain’t easy Bein’ white” but Andreessen’s head is photoshopped onto Gob’s
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Screenshot from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: A smiling Jacqueline Voorhees (Jane Krakowski) is wearing a “Washington Gun Takers” tee-shirt
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Lindsay Bluth talking to Michael: “Hey, ‘Mommy, What Will I Look Like’ should have worked.”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Ken and Angela Paxton getting divorced
Family Guy cutaway of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s father going, “Kids, kids, you’re both just… just awful”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I wish Dave Chappelle and Michael Rapaport weren’t terrible because they gave me one of my favorite moments:
Chappelle’s Show Popcopy quote: “Listen, Sister, I gotta go take a shit”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This is basically the attitude of the Dorico developers toward most of the features that would be useful in my own use of the software. Thanks for the helpfulness, cheers, guys!
Daniel Spreadbury: "I think that's a *really* bad idea, but if you want to do it, you will indeed need to use a bar number change to achieve it."
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Same energy
Screencap from “Toasters ‘n Moose.” Duo performing music in a thrift store.
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Oh no, that joke was also in the Golden girls
[Discussing a bad actress who played Anne Frank in a community theater play]

Dorothy:
I mean, for the entire second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic, she's in the attic!"
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Lollll the obstructed view
OBSTRUCTED VIEW
We have someone in the theater call you on speaker phone, and you listen to the show from the Times Square Olive Garden. Accompanying meal is on your dime.
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Jack Donaghy and Devon Banks from 30 Rock
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Black cat in sinkBlack cat being stealthy by peering around curtain
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Misshapen elbow in shitty Trump AI “art”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Alliance of magicians from Arrested Development
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Everyone disliked that” meme
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
You wouldn’t download a famine
“Piracy” card
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
No cheating your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist
Vibrant “There is nothing like New York in the spring” lady from 30 Rock
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
@septa-social.bsky.social Hi, “Olney” is misspelled on the L bus sign 🙂
L bus displaying “Onley [sic] Transportation Center”
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Every time
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This Sean Cody scene sucks
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
17th-century Venetians:
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Roses are red Cards come in decks Don’t ask too many questions About who killed Malcolm X
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Chris G. @morebachplease.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Same energy
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