Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026open casket at my funeral but it's a little custom door in the pelvis area that only shows my naked cock and balls 000
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026[Ed Sheeran's head PR guy getting back from a two week vacation off the grid] time to take a comically big swig of piping hot coffee and then fire up the ol' laptop to see how the tour is going 0162
Reposted by Mr Hamburger BunsAnthony Atamanuik @therealtony.bsky.social · 25/08/2026New Good Science retro ep coming out tomorrow! #jfk #conspiracy #moonlanding 1162
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 23/08/2026every streaming service should have a setting you can opt into where you automatically watch the credits. just let me chill out when the movie ends without having to frantically lunge for the remote you stupid assholes. 120
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026🎶working too hard can give you a heart atta-🎶 000
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@cbbworld.bsky.social STAY AWAY FROM OUR GRAND SOUPS 050
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 29/03/2026when a cop pulls me over and gives me another DUI 040
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 12/03/2026@scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social desperately need to know if this is the official jacket of Wet Day or yet another corporation cynically attempting to cash in on the holiest and wettest of holidays 41135
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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 02/03/2026new Sturgill record dropped early...youtube.comMUTINY AFTER MIDNIGHTYouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies 010
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 06/11/2025we simply love to see ithollywoodreporter.comWarners Making ‘Gremlins 3’ With Steven Spielberg, Chris Columbus ReturningWarners Bros. is reviving the franchise after decades on the shelf for a 2027 release. 030
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Will Richard got that dawg in him #warriors #GSW #nba 030
Reposted by Mr Hamburger BunsStereogum @stereogum.com · 31/10/2025Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:stereogum.comKatie & Allison Crutchfield, MJ Lenderman, & Brad Cook Are Snocaps — Hear Their Surprise Debut AlbumWe knew something was afoot, we just didn’t know we’d be getting so much of it so quickly. 115648
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 02/10/2025my wife to me after I disappoint her sexually 020
Reposted by Mr Hamburger BunsPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/05/2025MON MOTHMA: Many Bothans died to bring us this information LARRY DAVID: How many we talkin FUNKHOUSER: SHE SAID MANY, LARRY, THAT’S ENOUGH 650556
Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 08/01/2025we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you 050
