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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18h
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 10h
been seeing social media platforms do this a lot lately: they'll switch up the UI or do frequent redesigns for ads/sponsored content specifically. with the intention of making you watch ads for longer without you realizing. tiktok and instagram specifically.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 18h
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
You can't be branding large numbers of accounts as "rude" and defaulting to hiding their posts, suspending people aggressively on tenuous interpretations of posts, and then with the other side of your mouth "well if you're so bothered about transphobia you're welcome to Do Your Own Moderation"
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
things you love to see: women holding hands walking in public
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a major difference between Trump and George W Bush is that Bush was actually successful in stealing an election
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the only person allowed to put their hands on me is my mortician
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they're calling me the Walter White of laying in my bed all day and doing nothing
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
besides Facebook what the fuck has this company made in the last 20 years that people like and use? capitalism is a sham
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
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Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."
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Techneti (🎂 in 3 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ttyd chapter 4
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yup. I also find it gross to play the "just trying to win <insert state here>" shit because what I'm tired of isn't left right or whatever what I'm tired of is people running for office to follow and not lead. 'I'll go where the wind blows'. I can't vote for that anymore. Principles matter.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humoring conservatives & acting like they make good points over the last 30 years brought us here. You never have to listen to them for the rest of our lives. It's time to treat career arsonists with the contempt they've earned instead of imagining a fake world where they're reasonable interlocutors
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026
I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones!
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the powerful playact powerlessness it is always a ploy to avoid accountability.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'attack a minority who typically vote for us, piss off our own base, & just hope we attract more voters across the aisle than we lose' is a risky galaxy-brain tactic to try when there's 'record high fuel prices' sitting right there. but they know this, of course. they simply don't want progress
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this man is red and crying for an incredible reason
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 20/09/2026
I don't think we disdain the center-right enough. First, they rode nativist populist tigers to power to get their tax cuts and deregulation; Then, they lost control of their own parties to those tigers; Now, they sit in lucrative jobs as columnists writing about how it's all the left's fault.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
truly the heart of the argument from everyone who's defending transphobic Dem candidates is the implicit idea that anti-trans policies are a winning position electorally. there simply isn't any data to support this! how are you so certain it will win more votes than it loses? it's all vibes to them.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
we regret to inform you tilly norwood has been radicalized by 4chan
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phylan @phylan.website · 24/07/2026
we need hostile architecture for the politically homeless
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 19/09/2026
Liberals on this website spending their time doing commie bashing while fascists take over both parties is so classic. Who are you fighting? Are the bloodthirsty maoists who want to bring back Lysenkoism and take over the US in the room with us right now?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nobody believes you that you dislike Piker for any reason other than he is correct about Israel, correct about US empire, and correct about the shitty geriatric democrats who do nothing. You are lying.
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
our "trans people in concentration camps" policy has a lot of people asking questions already answered by our policy
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
impact font on my grave stone
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bluesky previously: we don't intend to moderate because we give YOU, the user, the power to moderate the platform yourselves! 😃 bluesky now: your post containing the slur "clanker" has earned you -10,000 credit karma points. prepare to be obliterated.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
remember when a member of richard spencer’s entourage fired a gun into a crowd during his college speaking tour and they kept letting him speak on college campuses? it was about two months after a woman was murdered at an event he was headlining.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why is it not enough that vulnerable people must give up their rights for the greater good? why must they also accept their own sacrifice quietly and graciously? ask yourself if you would be so forgiving if you were the one expected to suffer for the greater good
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/09/2026
There's now one thing that can get you tarred for antisemitism, and it is regrettably not even one of the things that actually constitutes antisemitism
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
I never asked to be born. In fact I specifically requested not to be.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
something that I think about a lot is that Charlie Kirk used his last breath to say something racist
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how much do you wanna bet the right wing will try to get people fired for Charlie Kirk posts tomorrow. they lost the juice on that for a while but we know they're desperate for that power fantasy again.
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