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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Snorlax sounds like it would make you shit in your sleep.

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

'nice!' should flash on your screen whenever you are the 69th like or reskeet @support.bsky.team

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Women can be like omg I love owls, they’re so mysterious and beautiful and some guy will be like I saw an owl once, wanna fuck

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mitch McConnell has been noticeably sluggish over the past few years while slowly digesting Joe Lieberman.

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Words can only mean one thing forever, and I refuse to accept any definition that doesn't support what I already believe, socialists are naaaaazis lalalala

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Y'know, I really outdid myself this morning. I deserve a rest. <proceeds to sleep for 24 hours>

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hello AI CEOs! These chatbots you built for us are nifty, thanks! Say, that reminds me of something I wanted to talk to you about. You may not realize this, but you're sort of accelerating the disintegration of humanity's social fabric with all these hyperrealistic images and videos. 1/x

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18/09/2026

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I M LIVID

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hate all android keyboards, so I made one a while back that's 1) simple as hell 2) learns words locally and 3) predicts swears. I was reminded of this when someone asked about accessible android keyboards, and I can't find the thread. Anyway, here's a page. I could carry that idea further.

lukesteuber.com

LocalType | Luke Steuber

A private Android keyboard. Predictions, typo fixes and an optional on-device language model, all on your phone.

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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m a much better reposter than poster

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 15/09/2026

I bought a wooden whistle... But it wouldn't whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wouldn't lead me whistle.

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Seems like the Trix rabbit and Lucky Charms leprechaun should've teamed up if they both loved cereal and hated children

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

orthopedics? yeah duh i mean where else is the pee supposed to come from

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I would like for prospective congresspeople who don't know fuck-all about trans people in sports to practice this line: I believe this issue is best left to the concerned athletes and athletic associations, and I do not believe this warrants federal legislation at this time. Next question, please.

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The feminine urge to post a thirst trap to make up for the lack of engagement with the rest of my posts

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If this post gets 100 likes 😏

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

FIRST LOOK: bluesky designs for the upcoming foldable iphone have been leaked

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Incredible sentence.

Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 07/09/2026

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a lentil on their face.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

my blair witch prequel is just a bunch of people sitting around a crafting table making little guys out of sticks and twine

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Best part of living in UT right here

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Honestly, I would love to live in a nation that is no longer an empire. If that could be here in the US, even better

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Deliberately Trained Killers

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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To be honest, I've seen enough Curb Your Enthusiasm to say that it wears out its welcome fast.

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Larry David's Exasperated Reaction

Alt: Larry David looking overwrought

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Probation officer: Keep peeing, I'll tell you when it's enough

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Yeah, we're not talking about spreadsheets here, not at all. What we're talking about is people's bitterness towards Ben Collins, who they perceive as a sort of interloper, and whose off-the-cuff remarks make them feel bad about themselves. It's a problem of thin skin, nothing else.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bro. People are cool as fuck.

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Bad news sucks, but I do appreciate receiving it this way. RIP

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Yes, I am a "prepper" in that I am "prepared" to love my neighbor with a whole heart through the difficult period following society's imminent collapse.

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Tour Guide: When in Rome, do as the Romans do. <idiot does Roman salute> Tour Guide: yeah, not like that

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I don’t use predictive text, but this was pretty good.

Top of the text box post says I’m. and the suggested words below say not going sorry.

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Last night I had a nightmare I was about to be executed for treason. My accusers had an axe and a chopping block ready, and the way I worked through my fear was to be like, "Dudes, that's so inefficient. Like, have you heard of guillotines? Y'all ain't cutting shit with that setup."

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Oh you're having car problems, eh? Let me take a look ... Yup, as I suspected. I have no idea what's going on.

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I don't think Wyoming should exist as a state. There's not enough people there. We should give it to Colorado

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Jeffrey Phillips @11thjeff.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

It's just "hard", where giving every user account a small internal table of hyperlinks is trivial. I shouldn't call the people who work hard here goobers but then... I CANT EDIT IT, CAN I?? #editButton. Also a drafts folder would be nice, with autosave. Hate when bsky scraps my post on app-switch

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Post a book you love from the 70s This book is a heartbreaker. As a military brat, I could relate to some of it, but it's a lot harder than my childhood ever was. But I can empathize a little with the strain and clash of beliefs between father and son.

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Waiting until 5 o'clock to snort adrenochrome. I didn't work today, I just want to wait until the appropriate time of day to do drugs so people don't think less of me.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

[the movie Seven but everyone is chickens] What’s in the bocks?!

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

If you're ever pee-shy around someone you hate, just imagine their face is in the toilet and you're peeing on it.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

PROCTOLOGIST: we need to do some follow up scans ME: but doctor- PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling me that

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I've very much had enough of the redundant outrage.

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