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Moldy Pumpkins

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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 11h
Ruthless
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 11h
Not much of a challenge if so. They don't even poke you when you run into the pointy end
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 12h
Damn, didn't know they were still making grrs of wrr. Does take me back to a simpler time when gaming was largely about working out your rage on the couch with your sibling on co-op mode. Kinda miss that
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 12h
I like the thought! It would be nice to believe they are capable of doing something helpful/not harmful to society
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 13h
I think we know they would just join in on the crime
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 14h
Woo woo! 🎉🎊
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19h
Welcome to the future of thinking. NERVE CENTER premieres next Thursday on InfoWars.
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 22h
I like that even on Twitter this got ratio'd
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you live with anyone, this becomes increasingly likely 😂
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the move is to scatter them in different hiding places throughout your home to increase your likelihood of discovering one by accident, like a mafioso in witness protection hiding guns everywhere for the inevitable day when the mob comes for them
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just add it to the pile
A big pile of shits
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's good, you can really get the drop on him that way.
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grim
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sick, good to get it out of the way early. Rip that band-aid off
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does he know he sucks? Maybe you should tell him. Could be helpful
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think she's a dumb deborah 🥁 But I agree she's dumb
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With these 🎵 hun-gry eyes 🎶 One look at you and I caaaaan't disguise, I've got 🎵 Hun-gry eyes 🎶
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Lannisters send their regards,
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More importantly, how would I ever know that's the name of the "teenage wasteland" song?
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what I came here for
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The enemies he'd make among the wealthy. That's the downside. He's a coward that way.
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorta glad he's wasting time on this
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guess he said "c*nt" too many times
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"timeless" A bit stinky after a while, I'd say. Maybe invest in some embalming work
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got in before the block, stayed for all the angry replies
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Pedro Pascal Eating Meme
Alt: Pedro Pascal Eating Meme
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😆 You are too correct
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like Rhys Darby could really sell it 😂
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3.14% of buccaneers were born into the landed gentry before turning to a life of crime, and they are called Pi Ritz
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Rhys Darby in Our Flag Means Death
Alt: Rhys Darby in Our Flag Means Death winking at a behind-the-scenes camera
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm wrong about 40% of the time, so am I wrong about how often I'm wrong? 🤔
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TIL (as a 35yo) what play action means. I had to look it up. I can name at least a dozen insurance firms I've never done business with, but I don't think I can name 5 plays in football.
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning! What a wholesome fact for those of us with morning wood 🙂☀️🪵
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is bananas. Who tf would pay that
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I AM pretty bad at blackjack, but I was mostly just playing along with the Bender quotes haha
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y'know what? Forget the black jack
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This lady has walked up her final hill and she's determined to die on it
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Snorlax sounds like it would make you shit in your sleep.
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That sounds awful
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like it when users port tiktok videos over to bluesky, that way I can just enjoy them here
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, I gotcha. I guess I'd probably just block them
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure why anyone would even pay attention to a stranger unfollowing them
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tried to get into TikTok a few years back, and I think I lasted about 5 minutes until I deleted it
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'nice!' should flash on your screen whenever you are the 69th like or reskeet @support.bsky.team
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vow of silence
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I missed the joke on this one, unless the joke is just that she is dead and this is impossible
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Underrated
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tennessee is a liar sometimes
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤮
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am a lot more sympathetic to those who apologize with nothing to gain from it. But I do still carry some hope in my heart for terrible fools who supported awful things. However, I don't want them to hold high office. I will not support Harris in a new probably presidential bid
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes and no... Ultimately, I believe that any sufficiently reformed person is worthy of trust. But I don't personally believe that Harris has earned it yet.
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Moldy Pumpkins @moldypumpkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Curtis has been deeply disappointing as a senator so far. But if Hunter gives the GOP an excuse to look at Donnie Jr, I'll take it
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