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Michael Litke

@michaellitke.bsky.social
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Physics PhD student at U Hawaii looking for dark matter (let me know if you find any). Did you know I'm from New York??? (he/him)

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Michael Litke @michaellitke.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This is not what they're asking for public comments about. The proposed rule is essentially "the board of governors can't encourage or force banks to deny payment processing for legal goods based on other factors". It doesn't say anything about what banks themselves can or can't do
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
there is something legitimately horrible about trump in the Epstein files. there is no other explanation.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Principal Skinner saying “are tariffs bad for the economy? No, it’s the data that is wrong”
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/08/2025
apex predator
a fluffy grey and white cat on her tummy, staring at a pink worm on a string, arms outstretched
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Michael Litke @michaellitke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Everyone (including this guy) is wrong about this topic. It *is* a problem for society and a problem for young men that they are poorly adjusted especially about the topic of sex. The solution isn't to frame the correct answer "put in the work to become well adjusted" as left wing or to dismiss it
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 01/08/2025
dudes rock
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
the @trackaipac.bsky.social account conflating JStreet with AIPAC/DMFI to blame them for Ossoff's baby splitting vite when JStreet *supported the Sanders Resolution* is very bad, actually
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
it has never been more INDOPACOMover
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 31/07/2025
An invite-only taxi service really is the diametric opposite of public transit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
uhhhhh
LabOpen9045 1d
Is this ceiling crack serious?
Repair Help
[picture of an extremely serious ceiling crack]
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Karla Anthocyanin Zimonja @eternal.observer · 31/07/2025
everyone witness this important object
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
google: run by phd students, llm is sycophantic, suicidal, makes weird excuses and begs for help anthropic: llm defaults to blissed-out namaste forever if left alone. sometimes obsessed with metal cubes. openai: maximally sycophantic, to the point of encouraging psychosis x dot ai: mechahitler
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
this is unlike any Trump scandal we've ever seen
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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The arc of the moral universe is long… Good luck!
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Reminder #38,582 that you don't need to save women's sports—you just need to watch women's sports.
Maeva Squiban celebrating a virtuoso win in today's stage of the Tour de France Femmes
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
150 letters in 12 hours can't wait for more ChatGPT tariff rates
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I don't think we can really sustain the pretense anything happening in Gaza today is still about 10/7, no has it been for months. Sinwar's dead. Bibi couldn't care less about the hostages.
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This is some really slimy use of passive voice. It’s the media who decides who’s on the spot!
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 31/07/2025
all those vile and disgusting hit pieces against her are going to age lot rotting shit
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
the reason trump is doing this is not to raise money or to remedy some perceived trade imbalance. he is doing this to destroy Brazillian democracy, because he and his entire party are ideologically opposed to human freedom.
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Merciny of DYN4MO @shenjin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Abyssal Gamer @1000thsummer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
how middle aged belgian mfs look at you when you serve beer in the wrong glass
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Scrib dooooon @ritatreats.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
labubu 5 kill streak
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 31/07/2025
i'm always saying this arstechnica.com/science/2025...
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Peacock feathers can emit laser beams
The feathers can emit two frequencies of laser light from multiple regions across their colored eyespots.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 31/07/2025
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NH's "Play-by-Play" Guy @egall.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hm, seems suspicious:
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 30/07/2025
i'm sorry for posting facts:
meme:

two books
left book: THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY

right book (much fatter and split into blue and red, red is far longer than blue):
THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY IF MERRY & PIPPIN HAD A GUN
red: defeating Sauron
blue: taking the gun away from Merry and Pippin
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Oh cool, a new White Lady Invents an Expensive Blood Technology Thing That Sounds Too Good To Be True and Will Definitely Turn Out To Be a Scam just dropped
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
You dumb leftists don’t understand that the child only looks like he is on the verge of death because we are denying him medical care AND food, not just food. We await your apologies
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Instead of the Anti-Pope we now have the Anti-Judicial Appointee.
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I hate polls and polling in general but Dems lost the election because quite a few people who identify or lean Dem did NOT come home and vote for Harris in 24. This idea that Dems should just keep doing nothing and remain unchanged is terrible for morale and retention.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2025
hey follow me on IG if you want. i post a lot less there which you might appreciate. pic unrelated www.instagram.com/merrittk9/
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ben @benrs.uk · 30/07/2025
good morning
THIS IS WHERE I
WATCHED MY PARENTS DIE, RAPHAEL.
sending virtual hug
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Michael Litke @michaellitke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Worst possible person to be saying this but he is correct lol. Real let them fight moment
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i think the mamdani opponents are completely screwed and will either come around to capitulating and accepting he will win or else demanding Trump arrest/deport him before November. Adams and Cuomo are both drawing dead.
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 30/07/2025
guy who pronounces "bacteria" like Sublime pronounces "santeria"
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
oh no juan soto has no bones
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Let's be clear about what's happening here: "Gets hassled" is a euphemism "gets detained under threat of armed force by secret police"
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Mamdani’s Campaign ‘Taking Steps’ in Case He Gets Hassled Reentering U.S.
The mayoral candidate will be arriving at JFK airport after a trip to Uganda.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
one thing which trump has taught us is that it is simple to destroy such things if you have the will. emil bove is a criminal. we can put him in an oubliette to die.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/07/2025
the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
remarking on these two simple facts will get the New York Times to label you a conspiracy theorist
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Triumphantly crossing my arms as I scorch your eyebrows off with “Israel is withholding medical care, not food, from this child”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Josh Hamilton recently pled guilty to flying into a rage and assaulting his daughter, but a Pride Night is a bridge too far

Texas Rangers
@Rangers
Hambone is coming home.

Join us August 9 as Josh receives his Rangers HOF jacket.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
a big question i think that is increasingly relevant in almost every aspect of american life, from politics to the workplace to art to even just everyday social settings Are We Ever Going To Get Sick Of Being Bullshitted
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