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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I hate how fucking funny this is

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/08/2026

man i never thought AI would come for MY job

tweet like a boymoder: it is currently 44 degrees outside and i am wearing a triple-xl hoodie from 2018 that smells like despair and flat monster energy drink. thinking about driving my car into a concrete pillar or maybe just ordering a single diet coke via uber eats. life is fine.

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

they’re the ultimate Yes Man that will buy into and reaffirm whatever you tell them, until you’re embroiled in your own delusions that you can no longer perceive abject reality

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

frog and toad are friends with benefits

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i do find it sort of sweet how people get offended at the idea of destroying a book, any book. presumably they'd vomit if they ever saw the back room of any book store or library, but still. it's charming, in a really naive way.

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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 18/08/2026

done gin master

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

tell my family when I die to set me on fire and puff puff pass the blunt

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 18/08/2026

a clown car but it’s olive garden employees delivering my never ending pasta bowl i ordered

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 18/08/2026

the fuck is that. god i have so much job security being me, the machines can’t do it

tweet like.bluesky user
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just spent 4 hours laying on the kitchen floor staring at the ceiling and wondering if my custom handle makes me look like a fed or an art hoe. anyway my podcast about eating drywall is up on Bluesky

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

still pissed as hell about what they've done to the Gundam blu-ray market. those were ***only*** distributed through rightstuff/crunchyroll, and they're now virtually all out of print.

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MangaAlerts @mangaalerts.com · 18/08/2026

🚨BREAKING🚨 Crunchyroll has completely delisted/removed all Manga, Light Novels, Manhwa, & Danmei from their website following their store refresh that went live today As of reporting, it's unknown if CR will bring these back or not

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

...I mean you can just say you don't understand socialism, probably a lot of folks on this site who could've explained it to you before you wasted your time writing this nonsense.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 11/08/2026

i ordered woke, but they only had wepsi

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"good for storing 2 discs" lmfaooo

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/08/2026

instead of sex scenes both characters should look at the camera and say in unison "and then we FUCKED" and then they both do that thing where you put your index finger in and out of a hole made by your other hand

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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 06/08/2026

Hasan Piker?!? That's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters!

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/08/2026

I can only conclude that yoga kills

Headline reads, “Vets Traced a Lemur’s Fatal Herpes Infection Back to a Yoga Class”.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Too bad we all can't be manic at the same time.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“pull my finger” i dare you, and when you do i burst into flames

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

lol every day I feel more and more vindicated

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if i haven’t seen the iliad, will the odyssey still make sense?

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

was reading a thread of yours someone else reskeeted when I had to stop and go “wait are they dressed as Four Murasame?” and I’m so glad I stopped by to see the full photos lol. love love love this cosplay!!

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I was going through chemo when covid vaccines started rolling out and my parents refused to get vaccinated even tho they were the ones primarily taking me to my chemo sessions.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

need a mute button but for my brain

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Freyde ☀️🌕 Our Notes @divinenoodles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

LOOK AT WHAT SOCIETY IS DOING TO OUR YOUNG WOMEN

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

there’s an inherent amount of risk in bringing back an actor to play a different character to try and revitalize your struggling franchise & tbh I’m way more interested in if they can pull it off in a way that’s remotely narratively satisfying than actually seeing where any of the rest of this goes.

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Avengers Doomsday trailer thoughts: as goofy as bringing RDJ back as Doom is… I try to be consistent in my principles & I like when filmmakers/studios take risks — especially when it seems really, really silly — & I kinda wanna see if they can stick the landing.

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

not that I’d consider the Russos seminal directors or anything but at least it *looks* like an Avengers movie

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When even Paramount themselves is saying to stop the merger, think it's a sign for it to die

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’m hoesmogging, I’m sexy ladiesmaxxing

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026

worst Mortal Kombat roster of all time

Fox graphic: DOJ PHONE RECORDS TO SEN JUDICIARY: JACK SMITH READ THEIR TEXTS

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Label on dessert package reads “Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99”

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

it's not an own to point out that all these fucking guys trying to deny trans people their hormones are so into HGH and whatnot. they don't care either way about 'gender affirming care.' they want to be he-men and they want trans people to die. to them the two projects are perfectly coherent

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

had a great time in Japan btw

Wife and I doing our version of the pointing wojak at the Unicorn Gundam statue in Odaiba

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

sooooooo good to be home 🙃 can’t believe I was wasting my time enjoying walkable cities and riding bullet trains when I could’ve been in the U.S. playing Russian roulette with bags of salad mix.

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

btw you have any idea how jarring it was to be on vacation/out of the country for almost 3 weeks and then to come home and find out that there’s now a sudden poop explosion disease parasite in the leafy green??? and that’s just the new normal???

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

my money is on the shits

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 14/07/2026

placing a kalshi bet on this head of lettuce whether it gives me the shits or not

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

form my own Hormuz blockade, with blackjack and hookers

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What are you gonna do with your cut of that sweet Hormuz money?

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

screenshot is from end of last week, mercifully it only feels like *checks notes* 108° today

static.klipy.com

Sad Frog Spinning

Alt: black and white gif of kermit spinning

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I was mercifully out of Florida for almost three whole weeks and I feel as though I've literally returned to hell

weather screenshot showing a "feels like" temp of 112 degrees Fahrenheit

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Amber @mgamber.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

the only time I wasn't totally certain where the line was for a photo was at the Hachiko statue in Shibuya. a few times during my trip I was reminded of queuing culture in London lol.

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