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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine being so bad at doing war that you get your dick dragged in the dirt without even having boots on the ground where you got the shit kicked out of you

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I ordered pickup from a neighborhood Chinese place and I just wanted the broad noodles and some egg rolls but they gave me the wrong order and I got some spicy chicken, som beef and broccoli, and two orders of soup, this rules.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My cat ruptured an abscess in her butt while grooming and now she has to wear a cone of shame, it’s truly sad

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The cool thing about Evangelion is the drunk lady who likes to hit on teenagers in order to convince them to pilot 200 foot tall murder machines that also are the teenagers mom and make them feel their pain in an attempt to kill and defeat God. Also the theme song whips.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m gonna fuck to the Evangelion theme song this weekend, I don’t give a fuck

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hadn’t heard about the Cornell sexual assault thing but I think it rules that they’re all getting doxxed and getting fired for enabling sexual assault

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bet Jon Hamm calls his dick Jon’s Ham

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just randomly remembered how much that Adam Sessler dude sucks and I was taken back to high school and being active on G4 and the social media people on stickam warning me he was an asshole and then remembering how casually racist he was against Hideo Kojima, lmao what a freak

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve now seen multiple people complaining about the new Wolverine game (it’s ok, I like the story) being woke because Mystique is married to a lady. And like dawg, you don’t know ball. Mystique not only married a woman, she got her wife pregnant to make Nightcrawler, their child. She’s THE wife guy.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pol Pot was funded directly by the CIA, but go ahead you do you

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m so tired I’m seriously considering bed a 9:00pm. This is the one remaining freedom of being alive under capitalism

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lmao we’re gonna see 10 dollar gas by the end of October

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I love being an alumnus of the University of Texas at Austin, the number one ranked football program in the country.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She just left me for being too generous a lover and also on her way out she yelled at me”it’s also too thick!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me, literally cackling in my house rn

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Texas, please, don’t make me hope

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching rocky horror and for real, I don’t think I’ve ever seen better prop work, what an absolute legend youtu.be/B8VGOrxhpAg?...

youtu.be

I Can Make You a Man

YouTube video by Lewis Hewitt

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We did it yall, we dunked on a dead asshole for a full day without remorse or mercy

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Charlie Kirk’s flame can’t melt steel beams

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How many Charlies you Kirk (A lot) How many times you put in the work (A lot) How many times you carry the flame (A lot) Gospels you fight for, honor his name (A lot) How many times you fuck Erica Kirk (A lot) How many times did she squirt (A lot) Rip Charlie, you would have loved 9/11 😭😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I can’t believe they’re making us work on Kirkmas. On 9/11 Eve.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last year I made a Facebook post about how it was wild that Charlie Kirk, a dude famous for having a giant head, was shot in the neck and a girl who goes to my church got so mad about it she left the church. That’s not a joke, it’s just a crazy thing that happened. Anyway, these freaks are not ok

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Happy Charlie Kirk Eve! Be sure to leave milk and cookies out for Ben Shapiro tonight.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s crazy that Hideo Kojima made the hottest horniest sexiest and rawest video game scenes of all time about 45 polygons named snake and Eva in 2004 and people like Elon Musk are making the most bitchless and bitchmade games in history like crimson desert in the year of our lord 2026.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wait wait wait, what if this dude just rediscovered quaaludes

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?”

Douglas Yao
• @DouglasYaoDY •8h
This vial contains a new drug called
PAC-3310. It was designed by ChatGPT, and I synthesized it in a chemistry lab I built in my garage.
PAC-3310 is a new selective M4 muscarinic receptor agonist for treating schizophrenia - similar to the recent breakthrough drug
Cobenfry, but improved.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s so crazy to me that Naked Snake fumbled the bag with EVA, I would simply never do that.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If you did a pride parade in central Gaza the IDF would bomb it with JDAMS so yeah, I guess he’s right

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Desperately wishing I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow; and it looks like I got my wish (food poisoning)

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Both Naked Snake and Solid Snake could easily defeat the genetically entranced Frankenstein supersoldiers in Onslaught. This team of psychotic homicidal superhumans would be no match for CQC and Tactical Espionage Action.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

They cancelled me for hog related crimes (too meaty)

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Watching onslaught, I’m the only person in this theater. Gonna use this time wisely (screwing around on my phone on its brightest settings)

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Me to the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen, another Tuesday for me though: I can’t be with you. You’re not woke enough. Woman, sobbing, throwing her arms around me: Please! Help me be woke then! I’m still in a dream! Me: Snake eater.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

When you’re so supreme that she gives her life not for honor but for you 🥹😭😭😭😭

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Playing MGS3 and Para-Medic would have LOVED Evangelion, she’d pester Snake about the entire time.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m dead serious when I say possessing a copy of The Economist should be a capital crime.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Playing Zero Company and an imperial news ad just said to head to your local security station to find out where to report to celebrate your freedom and my doctor said the empire’d cured a disease and for a mere 4000 a dose everyone has access. Oh yeah baby that’s that good George Lucas Bush era shit

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I can’t believe Charlie Kirk got got a whole year ago, a girl on my actual church leadership council left the whole ass church because I joked how weird it was that a dude with such a big head got shot in the neck

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Gonna spend Halloween in New York and Be A Problem for everybody

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m pretty sure the judge in my court just insinuated I should beat the shit out of the DA. “Could you knock some sense into this guy? Figuratively, or if you think it might help, literally. Worse things have happened.”

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Lmao flock cameras just got defunded in Texas. You absolutely love to see it

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is, and I cannot overstate this, the single most embarrassing thing I've ever read. I simply hope the people responsible for this Do The Right Thing.,

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The single best course I took at UT was a class on WW1 lit. The second best was a class on race politics in Texas post reconstruction. It was the class that best prepared me for grad school, and the most rigorous class I took in undergrad. I still refer to my research paper in it sometimes. Shame.

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