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meowrey @meowrey.bsky.social · 16h
Sept 30: Wes Anderson to Oct 1: Wes Craven
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY FORTUNE COOKIE: “You will soon experience a great transformation.” MY BRAIN:
An illustration depicting Kafka’s “Metamorphosis,” featuring a human-sized bug on its back in a small bed in a sparsely-decorated bedroom.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Buzz Andersen @andersen.buzz · 23/09/2026
Hey look, @meowrey.bsky.social and I made it into the Slamdance quarter finals for short screenplay. slamdance.com/26-screenpla...
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
The Supreme Court says “you’re not my real dad” between puffs of a clove cigarette while listening to Joy Division.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sweetie. Don't get mad at me. That's just one man's opinion.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/09/2026
Look, intellectually I understand there are situations that call for unsalted butter instead of salted butter, but emotionally there is never a time I want to be in one of those situations.
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
tech ceos arguing that while we all enjoy the classic dystopian tweet about the Torment Nexus, what if someone else builds the Torment Nexus before America
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My latest half-assed drawing.
Dogs I’ve hastily drawn sitting around a campfire. Caption reads: Dogs telling spooky stories about when ALL parents worked NOT from home
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Rick Baymax @maincharacter.today · 05/09/2026
when you watch Mulholland Drive
Like a Dragon Ichiban saying "This town is just full of metaphors, eh"
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy bi-sexual awareness month to icon of the movement, spinning spirally blue head guy from the x files.
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Russ Fischer @russfischer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how your email finds me
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every "storyteller" job on LinkedIn is like "We are evil and insane and wonderful. We are the next Uber and the next Apple and the next something that hasn't been named yet. We will kill you within weeks, possibly days, of employment. You will die thankful."
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad.
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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you’re a recent murderer talking to Columbo and he’s casually curious about how a crime could’ve happened in a certain way, there’s no need to wildly speculate! Just nod and say “Yeah that’s weird. I have no idea.”
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
is this not Bert and Ernie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@TheAncientWorld

A typical complaint fielded by Babylonian administrators: “I am not getting water for my sesame field. The sesame will die. Don’t tell me later, ‘You did not write to me.’ The sesame is visibly dying. Ibbi-Ilabrat saw it. That sesame will die, and I have warned you.”

(image of stone or clay tablet with the caption: Map of canals and irrigation systems to the west of Euphrates. Babylonia, 1684-1647 BC)
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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Ben @beeeencox.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Dana Scully glasses meme--left side, four vertical panels showing closeups of a redheaded woman with increasingly bright glare on her glasses. On the right side, a list of X-Files guest stars: Titus Welliver, Tony Shalhoub, Tony Todd, Brad Dourif.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Raylan Givens, from Justified, the only truly worker friendly cop, no I will not be taking questions
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Buzz Andersen @andersen.buzz · 13/07/2026
Just want to say that if you like Sam Neill but haven’t seen Possession (1981), you’re missing one hell of a performance.
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passivelurker.bsky.social @passivelurker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Did I Just Argue With A Joke” meme
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
once columbo is out of cooldown you are all fucked
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me: time for bed My brain:
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Judy Berman @judyberman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
But who will be the first celebrity to marry at Terminal 5, with the regular T5 security guards and a cash bar charging $25 for watery rum and cokes and a huge VIP section populated solely by 3 bored looking publicists
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Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
don't forget to leave cookies out for jaws tonight
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Travis Kelce is having a day like a golden retriever that’s getting put down tomorrow
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
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meowrey @meowrey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-? Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud? Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.
Mel Horowitz (Dan Hedaya): “You divorce wives, not children.”Mel Horowitz (Dan Hedaya): “Hey you, anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.”Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone): “I like this boy…and he likes somebody else.”

Mel Horowitz (Dan Hedaya): “Obviously this boy is a complete moron.”Mel Horowitz (Dan Hedaya): “So, what did you do at school today?”

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone): “Well, I broke in my purple clogs.”
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meowrey @meowrey.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Charlie’s Angels third reboot when?
Original Charlie’s Angels logo of three women in silhouette bearing weapons and doing action poses
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 18/06/2026
Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy > neal.fun/wiki-spy/
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/06/2026
girl me too
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
*muffled under mountains of ADHD detritus* it’s actually a superpower
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bluesky users be like
I'm not like other teens
I'm in my 40s

Pic ; a frog with eyeliner nails a studded collar and nasal piercing
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast
Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
CBS meetings now
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
sometimes I think about martha from the americans
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska
Children practicing the «Duck and Cover» protection method with a real atomic bomb explosion in the background. The photo was taken in Nevada, 40 km from the epicentre.
1952.

(Photo of same)
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meowrey @meowrey.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me, immediately after I turned 40
Comedian John Mulaney saying “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds” in a stand-up routine
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Your mom and dad love a show called Keebler Ranch and you can’t look it up, there’s no information about it, but 30 million people watch it every week and there’s a line of frozen entrees at Walmart called “Gus Keebler fixins”
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