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Kathryn VanArendonk

@kvanaren.bsky.social
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/bria...
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every two years right before Halloween I return to the sunken place (listening to political podcasts) and I can see the leaves starting to turn :(
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[a five minute chunk of my day] - read news story that federal government now has its own AI chatbot - open government AI chatbot - type "what are the effects of climate change" - read that CO2 helps plants grow and there will be less economic damage that we thought! - close chatbot fin
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the most relatable buy nothing page fb post i have ever seen
admin delete if not allowed / i f'ed this aluminum foil up and have no patience to fix it. almost full 75 sq ft roll if anyone wants to fix it. porch pick up. 

photo of: rumpled and ripped aluminum foil roll
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watched a screener and now I’m running around my house with my hands in the air
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
after reading and thinking about the nhj times piece, and listening to the TAL episode this weekend, i can't stop thinking about the decision to leave covid out of the story. i can imagine many reasons why; even touching it makes the whole thing 10x messier. but leaving it out also feels incomplete
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
catching up on my favorite tv show, Merritt Wever Has Been Contractually Obligated to Do a Press Tour cc @jdmchenry.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=3o1J...
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Merritt Wever’s Late Night Debut & “Primetime” | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and I don’t want to hear any guff about rhys only being in one season so he should get to keep his margo martindale was only in one season of justified; doesn’t mean she got to go sneak into miniseries! she had to duke it out in drama like every other continuing show
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
while we are all in TV hot take mode i'm afraid i am here to demand that matthew rhys return one of his now-fraudulent emmys www.vulture.com/article/beas...
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Does the Sanctity of a Limited Series Emmy Mean Nothing?
For too long, we’ve watched and done nothing as a small group of TV shows have committed unrepentant category fraud. Enough.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
obviously if the nyt did this list next year after my book comes out, there would be hundreds more nominations for bluey (i am sincerely convinced that pervasive, inescapable bluey marketing has hurt its general standing as prestige / quality tv)
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love lists (even ones that make me mad)
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in the last several weeks i've become an obsessive browser of this giant auction site, where you can imagine owning an original bansky mural for a million dollars and also $25 worth of large antique keys and anyhow, i think it's totally reasonable to buy dorothy sayers' motorcycle right
image of a weird-ass looking old school motorcycle, current price 600 british pounds 

Lot 345: Believed formerly owned by Dorothy L Sayers, 1925 Ner-a-Car 285cc Frame no. unable to locate Engine no. 5073
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i believe every journalist who's ever tried to have a long interview with merritt wever should be joined together in fond fraternity the We Interviewed Merritt Wever And She Hated Every Minute But We Somehow We Still Love Her So Much club
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pretty clear about where i fall on some of these issues
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is not paywalls, fyi - this chart looks roughly the same for sites that have had paywalls since long before 2022. this is all former SEO traffic that has now vanished in exchange for ai search summaries
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this but it’s about standup comedy
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the episode, I promised to tell @kvanaren.bsky.social the convoluted, ridiculous explanation for why Neagley has a phobia about being touched. This was her response:
I have removed my glasses and am rubbing my face
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New Jersey! I'll be at Words in Maplewood on October 14 to talk about Serling with [checks notes] @kvanaren.bsky.social? Hopefully we figure out how to talk to each other. wordsbookstore.com/events/62454...
Poster for the Serling event at Words bookstore in Maplewood, NJ
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Jackson McHenry @jdmchenry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
next up: Laura Linney comes onstage with a message from The Guardians
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
widows bay is incredible and the directing is a huge part of why but this emmy is actually for station eleven, fyi
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i wish this were the only the first time i said "WHAT IS HAPPENING" out loud during this awards ceremony but we all know it's not
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they need time for the celebration of 50 years of charlies angels, of course!
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one person in dentists office: rhys rhys rhys everyone in dentists office: RHYS RHYS RHYS
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sally field said BLESS-ED CANADA!
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
worth it for the shocked noah wyle reaction shot
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thank you to john mulaney who did a joke for me, personally
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who made the choice for mariska's emmys bit to be "i may not have one of these awards but i am scrooge mcducking it every morning, losers"
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
surely i'm not the only person who sometimes scrolls through their camera roll and thinks, why did i take this photo
old book, with the title 

goodbye old friend: the euthanasia of your horse
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
grateful to open the instagram comments on GWB’s 9/11 paintings and see that the top comment is from a housewives podcaster, and that it reads “am I on an entire sheet of acid”
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9yo’s parent letter at back to school night obviously involved a suggestion to write about whatever the student was anxious about, prompting 9yo to write “I’m worried about absolutely nothing.”
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
would be pretty funny if after decades of treating the matrix like a metaphor it turned out to be more of a literal situation
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
presenting: several hundred words on the three minutes or so of real housewives of new york in which martha stewart explains that she had dinner with jfk jr "the monday before the friday when they died" www.vulture.com/article/mart...
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RHONY Lets Martha Stewart Cook
Watching her appear in front of Bravo cameras is like watching a prima ballerina lead an elementary-school dance class.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
in which @sepinwall.bsky.social and I have exact opposite reactions to martin starr deciding to point out that dragons are not hard sci-fi
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
today one of my children came up to ask me if I was busy while I was actively sawing a branch off a tree
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
nathan fielder vs elizabeth holmes is like what if wario had his own wario
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
did everyone else already know that locusts are just grasshoppers who bumped into too many other grasshoppers and then TRANSFORMED INTO EVIL SEX MONSTER CANNIBAL GRASSHOPPERS
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
spoiler for my best show of next year choice, sorry, they named a rob delaney character "jonas faukman" on a dan brown adaptation starring morgan spector and rebecca hall, it's all over for me
Today, Netflix announced that production is currently underway in Prague via a BTS photo for the upcoming series adaptation based on the world of “The Secret of Secrets” – the mystery thriller novel from New York Times bestselling author, Dan Brown, and the sixth installment in his ‘Robert Langdon’ series. 

Additionally, Netflix announced the latest recurring cast members to join the series alongside the previously announced series regulars Morgan Spector as ‘Robert Langdon,’ Rebecca Hall as ‘Katherine Solomon,’ Cherry Jones as ‘Heide Nagel,’ Corey Stoll as ‘Everett Finch,’ Rob Delaney as ‘Jonas Faukman,’ Abbey Lee as ‘Sasha Vesna.’ The additional cast members include the following:

Mamadou Athie (The Drama; Uncorked (2020 Film)) will play ‘Michael Harris’

Ben Levi Ross (Ragtime; Elsbeth) will play ‘Alex Conan’

Anamaria Marinca (Housekeeping For Beginners; 4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days) will play ‘Dr. Gessner’

Richard Sammel (Andor; Inglourious Basterds) will play ‘Karl Muller’

Elena Saurel (The Agency; We Might Regret This) will play ‘Susan Housemore’
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i regret to announce that i screwed this up, AGAIN, while on the radio (i called it 'every summer will be different') I AM SORRY CARLEY FORTUNE
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
paul gross on heated rivalry s2 ... fine, you have my attention
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my giant computer screen carley fortune post-it note is not working and i keep screwing it up anyhow? every year after, based on carley fortune's every summer after, prime video this summer will be different, based on carley fortune's this summer will be different, netflix
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this morning my lovely venn diagram marriage resulted in a conversation where I explained the concept of burning man to our 12yo, and then my husband said, what’s really fascinating about burning man is how they build the airport, which I learned about after reading some of the manual
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“the AI slop ice cream on the flier for the annual ice cream social can’t hurt me” the ice cream:
nightmare AI ice cream. It’s pock marked?
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it's important to teach your kids vital survival skills, like watching you struggle to open a bottle of trader joe's hand soap, then watching you google trader joe's hand soap can't open, and then watching you find a reddit thread about how those damn hand soaps are tricky and here's the fix
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
1) have you seen Adults it's so good 2) I messed up Ben's name the last time I tried this post, it's Ben Kronengold (and co-creator Rebecca Shaw) 3) they are both so smart and thoughtful about what makes sitcoms work, our conversation with them for the podcast was a joy
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yes thank you I *will* read the meticulously researched book on the century-long history of this adirondacks lodge that was left on the bedside table, please, tell me more about which highland lakes were fashionable in the 1870s and why
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
once again have to accept that nothing brings me joy quite like the insane elaborate victorian mystery storytelling game sherlock holmes: consulting detective
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
all I have ever wanted is a good tv adaptation of the wimsey/vane novels and I just feel like, what is TAKING so LONG
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my thoughts on the sean duffy road trip series basically boil down to: you'd assume a guy who came up doing reality tv would be better at reality tv www.vulture.com/article/sean...
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Sean Duffy’s Great American Road Trip Took the Cowardly Route
The Transportation secretary’s new reality series has all the makings of a hate-watch but immediately runs out of gas.
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
shoutout to all the other parents today who are waiting until their kids are trapped in some form of transportation and then saying “hey have you ever heard of dolly parton”
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