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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is like when a not funny guy has one joke that does well, and then he repeats it, and it gets a little less, and then he brings it back again and everyone is just embarrassed for him. But at least that guy doesn’t fumble the delivery.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Food lately: “beef tallow!!”

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If you’re a recent murderer talking to Columbo and he’s casually curious about how a crime could’ve happened in a certain way, there’s no need to wildly speculate! Just nod and say “Yeah that’s weird. I have no idea.”

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

There’s a moment in My Dinner With Andre where they discuss modern advancements and whether a new high tech gadget is dulling their minds and separating them from reality which leads to a lack of compassion. And the device is an ELECTRIC BLANKET.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If I was on a cooking competition show I’d be extra careful right before the commercial. Something always seems to go wrong then, almost every time. Personally, I would be on high alert that whole time.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Something I’ve been noticing, soccer players love trying to get that ball. They can’t stop kicking it!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Something I’ve been noticing, soccer players love trying to get that ball. They can’t stop kicking it!

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/06/2026

New York City voters seemed energized by victories from Brad Lander, Darializa Chevalier, and Claire Lopez. But in this small diner roughly 75 miles outside of Topeka, news of the results was not welcomed as warmly

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This is infuriating and a relic from another era and we don’t need to be doing it any more. But also, if you do it, EVERYONE in the photo should be wearing seersucker! What’s this cardigan bullshit?!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I can’t believe the liberal mayor rigged an election in the super liberal city in the most complicated, attention getting way that actually makes it harder for her to win the general against an actual progressive!!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Too toxic for Jared Leto is a very funny spot for a president to be in.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

There should be a show called Jeopardy: Anecdotes where it’s just charming stories. Everyone gets like 7 minutes with Ken, going back and forth, and then MAYBE you answer a few clues about your favorite subject. Then the audience votes on the winner.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

That’s definitely the reason. For sure. The first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions Harry Potter is “liberalism.”

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

This dumb motherfucker is trying to refute countless photos, videos, firsthand accounts and the eyes of anyone with a working brain with, “one time I heard a crazy story.”

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Landman starring Billy Bob Thornton? What’s next, Waterwoman asterisking Barry Weave Roseounce?!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

It turns out BOTH guests @benjaminjs.bsky.social & @kevinseccia.bsky.social are on Bluesky. Somehow I know this is Timmy’s fault.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @kevinseccia.bsky.social & Ben Siemon! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Beebo schools Jan about bananas as the government closes in! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

The city should let a couple of people each month cover themselves in bubble wrap and then get picked up by the garbage truck claw thing. Just a few times, up and down, and they put it on the local news.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Aside from being fascist fucking cowards, every ICE guy looks like the biggest loser you’ve ever met, on the worst day of their life. Just a sloppy, watery-eyed yokel, white-knuckling his way through a divorce, dribbling chaw down his goatee, and furious about an OF model who won’t message him back.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

In Jurassic Park, why did Dr. Grant climb all the way down the tree to outrun the falling SUV, rather than climb around to the other side of the tree? If I’d been at that park it wouldn’t have went down like it did.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

If I ask my therapist about her other clients and if she ever had one that was a murderer or in the mob and if I’m her favorite client or not, that shouldn’t count against my time.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

There are some good deals out there on Santa Traps, if you search around!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I love the gym. So many great machines targeting every muscle group that people can use to check their phones.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Don’t be a piece of shit, or don’t date songwriters. You really gotta pick one.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

A writer in LA is like an old-timey door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, only you have to pitch your way thru everyone in the house, including the dog, and no one’s ever home. And you have to make the vacuums. Eventually, months later, they let you know they’ve decided to stick with a broom.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

“Kryptonite doesn’t hurt Superman. His body, on a subatomic level, recognizes the rock. It knows what it is, and that he belongs there, and it understands that he will never be there again. What brings him to his knees isn’t pain, it’s the sadness of knowing he can never go home.” -Don Draper

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Emily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Going to start banging this drum regularly for the next month: the upcoming season of Jeopardy! will be STREAMING NEXT DAY on Peacock and Hulu. For the first time ever!! Cord cutters: time to get back into it!!!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I like the therapy seasons that are like a grab bag, after a week when not much is going on. “Things are okay. Pretty good… I forgot to workout yesterday. Also, I thought about this toy I had when I was 9… Oh, I got sad about a squirrel? Should I- Do you want me to talk about that?”

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Literally begging people to stop saying “one hundred percent.” It’s a plague. Maybe even just change the percentage? To mix it up a little? Yes it’s probably weird that this bothers me.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Please, please, please stop using AI for bits and jokes. It’s so dumb. We all know it’s bad at doing everything, there’s gotta be a better way of making that tired point that doesn’t burn hundreds of gallons of water and energy. You’re (probably) better than this!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

There should be a time in the group chat where one person is like, “Okay guys, great work all around, but we’re shutting it down for a bit. See you all tomorrow.” Otherwise it never ends. Are we going all night?! Someone’s gotta step in!!

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

There’s a coffee shop in Burbank called “Romancing the Bean” which sounds gross and doesn’t even rhyme and it kills me that they didn’t call it “Romancing the Scone” and it bothers me every time I walk by.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

It’s a punching an extra hole into my leather belt kind of day.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I wrote a western short story and then someone agreed to publish it! I’m basically Elmore Leonard! a.co/d/9vQNEmC

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

This makes me question Gandalf’s politics.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I was the first guy to say "Hoppy Easter." That was me. That's why I'm drunk on a yacht and you're Joe PunchClock down at the Shit Factory.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

This was very fun and you should listen!

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Wendy Molyneux @wendymolyneux.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Won’t you join us for The Great North tonight on Fox or tomorrow on Hulu?

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Gonna post one of those bottle drop vids where you roll a glass jar full of marbles down concrete steps and halfway down the owner of the stairs runs out and beats the shit out of me.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Never, at any point in history, have more people needed to be punched in the face.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

My dog’s track record for identifying actual threats and then alerting me to them via barking is TERRIBLE. All of her instincts are wrong! At this point, it’s embarrassing. She’s like 0-550,000.

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Watched a Twilight Zone about a newspaper reporter who interviews a mysteriously young-looking actress who turns out to be Cleopatra. So unrealistic!! No one makes a living as a newspaper reporter.

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Will Strode @willstrode.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Hey Bust A Moon Adventure came out, written by super funny guy @kevinseccia.bsky.social and directed by the always wonderful Karen Hydendahl! Here's some development sketches I did (holy crap how many accordion guys did I draw for this) #TheGreatNorth #Hulu

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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Daredevil: Born Again is great but I’m not sure the threat of an insane madman controlling ONE city packs quite the punch it once did.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @nickmandernach.bsky.social & @kevinseccia.bsky.social!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (Seth Morris!) Dangerous daughters, David Schwimmer, butts, fights & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

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