Reposted by Chris Mohneypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 164116012481
Reposted by Chris Mohneyceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you 3074056
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 22hThere has never been a case when the explanation "that doesn't scale" is not a actually cover for "doing the right thing feels too expensive" 010
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026really liked this painting of a cow on the wall of a local restaurant, found it hard to look away from in fact. asked the staff, they said the owner found it on the street in NYC. Intrigued I did an image search and it's either a work of idiosyncratic anonymous genius or mass produced crap  021
Reposted by Chris MohneyOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 04213
Reposted by Chris MohneyBrian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026Getting ratioed to hell over there 463038228
Reposted by Chris Mohneymartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug) 6628111
Reposted by Chris MohneyJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119115362862
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you could build an entire national political ad campaign using the "listen to this shit" / "fuck that" structure only 050
Reposted by Chris Mohneymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4991041674
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My way of dealing with road rage is when I see someone in their car clearly yelling something indecipherable and mean at me, I yell back at them, but I'm saying "let us be friends! I love you and I want to be your friend!" 020
Reposted by Chris MohneyBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You won’t realize you’re doing it, but when you live with someone for a long time, you start giving Mad Man pitches about what to have for dinner 31236
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026getting PT for faulty achilles and another client, a little older and more injured, treated the roomful of physical therapists and other clients to the Shitty Opinion Podcast (LIVE). "Women should be led by the man. The woman nurtures, takes care of the house. I'm the man, I provide." 230
Reposted by Chris MohneyGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026i am tired of living in a society that turns every cautionary tale into a business plan 510814
Reposted by Chris MohneyDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14298041642
Reposted by Chris MohneyMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026same framing 0815
Reposted by Chris Mohneyceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026ME: (crawling out of the sea) Oh thank god! There’s been a terrible shipwreck! Please, I need water GUY ON SHORE HOLDING A GIANT BOOK: Not so fast, bitch. This is Puzzle Island 1456764
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My body knows there is a storm coming because I am eating everything in the house 020
Reposted by Chris Mohneyskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞ 532674547
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026late to hearing the term "cognitive surrender" as regards to AI. it's so perfect a descriptor I had to look up the originating paper, pretty compelling/disturbing - summary here executiveeducation.wharton.upenn.edu/thought-lead...executiveeducation.wharton.upenn.eduThinking Fast, Slow, Artificially: AI and Your BrainAI can boost your decisions — or quietly undermine them. Wharton researchers introduce a new theory of cognition that every leader needs to understand. 030
Reposted by Chris MohneyChris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Frankly impressed that Gavin Newsom catapulted over centrist milksops to transform completely into an asshole conservative shitheel. a true master class in craven transactional politics to serve a ravenous personal ambition that will never be sated 231
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is like something I would draw on notebook paper in 6th grade during social studies 180
Reposted by Chris MohneyGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this 1037649
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you know it was a good burrito when afterward you have to wash off your hands and also your leg 120
Reposted by Chris MohneyJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149384040
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026AI doomers trying to uno-reverse the fact that most AI sucks shit into fullblown AI apocaylpse panic but only in the sense that resulting human fears become an additional form of capital they can draw down endlessly 130
Reposted by Chris Mohneyfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026bluesky top 38 bald motherfuckers 1012111
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this is just like a decade ago on twitter when Eric Garland kept threatening to beat up other nerds in a parking lot. Bluesky finally got the juice 021
Reposted by Chris Mohney👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/09/2026blues: we are going to move right on trans issues because we have judged the votes of trans voters to be worthless some trans ppl: because our votes are worthless, we will not vote blues: what the fuck? you better provide your worthless votes or we all get screwed 262765634
Reposted by Chris MohneyUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It wasn't for you. 23410
Reposted by Chris MohneyUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nah 4457
Reposted by Chris MohneySolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/09/2026Mans is blank as new printer paper 5703805666
Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026watching The Death of Robin Hood and you know when you're in a medieval time there's gonna be a scene about eating stew  021
Reposted by Chris MohneyInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026THEY'RE CALLING IT "MEME BLEED," COOP. AT A CERTAIN POINT I'M BASICALLY THE SAME MEME AS CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI. WE'RE BOTH TV CHARACTERS EXPLAINING SOMETHING IN OUR IDIOSYNCRATIC VOICES. IT'S LIKE THERE ARE MULTIPLE MEMES WITH A MAN CORNERING A WOMAN TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO HER. 1629
Reposted by Chris MohneyOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026 05710