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Chris Mohney

@chrismohney.bsky.social
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Writer and editor and drinker and eater

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025
breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you
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There has never been a case when the explanation "that doesn't scale" is not a actually cover for "doing the right thing feels too expensive"
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
really liked this painting of a cow on the wall of a local restaurant, found it hard to look away from in fact. asked the staff, they said the owner found it on the street in NYC. Intrigued I did an image search and it's either a work of idiosyncratic anonymous genius or mass produced crap 
A painting of a cow looking at the viewer, possibly acrylic and mixed media, possibly garbage or genius
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
conspiring
The cats Kim and Oliver sit together, looking suspiciously as if they were just interrupted conspiring 
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse and Goofy Explore Energy (1976)

Mickey and Goofy are driving, talking with one another.

Goofy: Whose fault is this energy crunch, anyway?

Mickey: Well... you could say it's no one's fault and...
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these are the same to me
a post in my tl reads "Giving an agent a persistent Jupyter style python session (and tooling that works in that session) is really powerful" immediately followed by another post reading "having jesters privilege is goated when being problematic is the vibe"
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Kragar @kragar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Linkedin being hurtful
A notification from LinkedIn claiming I would be a top applicant for editor at large of the opinion page at the New York Times, a backhanded compliment in several ways 
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you could build an entire national political ad campaign using the "listen to this shit" / "fuck that" structure only
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My way of dealing with road rage is when I see someone in their car clearly yelling something indecipherable and mean at me, I yell back at them, but I'm saying "let us be friends! I love you and I want to be your friend!"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You won’t realize you’re doing it, but when you live with someone for a long time, you start giving Mad Man pitches about what to have for dinner
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting PT for faulty achilles and another client, a little older and more injured, treated the roomful of physical therapists and other clients to the Shitty Opinion Podcast (LIVE). "Women should be led by the man. The woman nurtures, takes care of the house. I'm the man, I provide."
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 28/09/2026
i am tired of living in a society that turns every cautionary tale into a business plan
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
same framing
Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social
no trouble publishing a dozen articles about 'the threat to academic freedom' when some invited speaker gets yelled at by students, but the gov't illegally withholding merit-based research funds to impose an unwanted RW social agenda is written like it's akin to disciplining an unruly child.
8:30 AM • Sep 26, 2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
ME: (crawling out of the sea) Oh thank god! There’s been a terrible shipwreck! Please, I need water GUY ON SHORE HOLDING A GIANT BOOK: Not so fast, bitch. This is Puzzle Island
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My body knows there is a storm coming because I am eating everything in the house
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sound up for max action suspense
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yo, you wanna go bro
A pair of abandoned shopping carts face off aggressively in a parking lot 
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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jess @jessfrom.online · 24/09/2026
 “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.”
― William Gibson, Count Zero
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
late to hearing the term "cognitive surrender" as regards to AI. it's so perfect a descriptor I had to look up the originating paper, pretty compelling/disturbing - summary here executiveeducation.wharton.upenn.edu/thought-lead...
executiveeducation.wharton.upenn.edu
Thinking Fast, Slow, Artificially: AI and Your Brain
AI can boost your decisions — or quietly undermine them. Wharton researchers introduce a new theory of cognition that every leader needs to understand.
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Frankly impressed that Gavin Newsom catapulted over centrist milksops to transform completely into an asshole conservative shitheel. a true master class in craven transactional politics to serve a ravenous personal ambition that will never be sated
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning
Mr Autumn Man in the Backrooms
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my artist transition of what that weird skull wheelbarrow would look like with flesh on it. I made the head look like Conan O’Brien
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is like something I would draw on notebook paper in 6th grade during social studies
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
[Saw Gerrera at Subway] What is this? What is this ‘BMT’?? It has HAM, and SALAMI, and PEPPERONI. So where DOES ‘BMT’ COME FROM. You are going to regret this
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you know it was a good burrito when afterward you have to wash off your hands and also your leg
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
AI doomers trying to uno-reverse the fact that most AI sucks shit into fullblown AI apocaylpse panic but only in the sense that resulting human fears become an additional form of capital they can draw down endlessly
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Backrooms Pokey
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bluesky top 38 bald motherfuckers
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is just like a decade ago on twitter when Eric Garland kept threatening to beat up other nerds in a parking lot. Bluesky finally got the juice
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/09/2026
blues: we are going to move right on trans issues because we have judged the votes of trans voters to be worthless some trans ppl: because our votes are worthless, we will not vote blues: what the fuck? you better provide your worthless votes or we all get screwed
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It wasn't for you.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nah
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/09/2026
Mans is blank as new printer paper
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
watching The Death of Robin Hood and you know when you're in a medieval time there's gonna be a scene about eating stew 
Robin Hood, the prioress, and the orphan Margaret enjoy some nourishing medieval stew in the movie The Death of Robin Hood 
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THEY'RE CALLING IT "MEME BLEED," COOP. AT A CERTAIN POINT I'M BASICALLY THE SAME MEME AS CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI. WE'RE BOTH TV CHARACTERS EXPLAINING SOMETHING IN OUR IDIOSYNCRATIC VOICES. IT'S LIKE THERE ARE MULTIPLE MEMES WITH A MAN CORNERING A WOMAN TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO HER.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse: 90th Anniversary Collection: The Right Mouse for the Job

Mickey, sitting on the ground and seeing stars, shakes his fist defiantly at Pete, who is leaning over to laugh at him.

Mickey: Doggone you, Pete! You'll be getting a dose of your own medicine once the cops get here!

Pete: HAR HAR HAR! Those clowns don't got a clue as ta what's going on here!
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