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Simon Roy @simonroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just a hairy little fella
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ciara RayneCloud 🏳️‍⚧️ @ciararaynecloud.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am so very sorry, but I have to let you all down. I did not last more than a week in the Ohio Democractic Party Pride Caucus. I just officially gave notice of my departure to the Steering Committee. I wish I had been able to last longer, but if you're wondering why I left so quickly...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Artist's rendition of the most effective anti-imperial fighting force assembled this century:
That pic of an early 00s lan party where a bunch of teens play counterstrike in a basement. One dude is duct taped to the support beam
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good god
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2026
"midwestern corn is way better than corn anywhere else" sure buddy if that idea gets you through february in minnesota i won't try to take it away from you
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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 31/07/2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Transparent bags of frozen clam chowder with black and white labels and an all-caps font not quite Eurostile but similar energy
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
what is the reverse historical dorito? the thing from the past that would blow our minds in a positive way
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"feels like 109" ok well I feel like a wet sock that's been in the dryer for about a minute and a half.
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void's century @voidscentury.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
kind of amusement a slightly intelligent horse would come up with
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Riley!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can't stop thinking about this video since I saw it last night
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i always forget about the episode where Bobby kills a drifter
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
one thing I think about a lot is how people on game shows talk about "wanting to win all the money for their kids" and how children are kind of way to imagine individual consumption as altruism
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/03/2026
ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Paul Feeley, Alniam, 1964 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Gift of Philip Johnson
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Robert Longo, Pressure, 1982-83 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Gift of the Louis and Bessie Adler Foundation, Inc., Seymour M. Klein, President
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thorhighheels @thorhighheels.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
THOR UPDATE (im thor) currently big at work on my next video which will be v cool called HELLISH 90s PC GAMES ive dug deep. many uncovered horrors shall be discussed. exe files are scary ! heres some samples of james ive gamed lol
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
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Bixlee, Lifelong Wisconsin Brewers Fan @bixlee.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
bluesky is my #1 source for knowing what the weather is like in minnesota and pennsylvania
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
they're more like Nron amirite
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 14/11/2025
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
ass sweat
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Imagine how out of date all the jokes in GTA6 are gonna be
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else
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dyke siegmund @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 06/11/2025
i wrote about having long covid as a hypochondriac and why no one should ever go on reddit www.late-review.com/p/the-galler...
late-review.com
the gallery of maladies
on long covid, hypochondria, and the forums
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Gentry failson joins the military, fights an imperial war, fucks around for a while before going to university, then picks up hobby farming" is the sort of life path I thought died with the Edwardian age
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/10/2025
what if jesus turned water into paint thinner
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
society if more games let players host their own community servers
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Mamdani should appoint both Eric Adams and Curtis Silwa to honorary positions like nightlife czar and feral cat ambassador after he wins they are both uniquely New York City coded deeply weird and entertaining characters that should never ever have any real power
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Ahahahaha
hamiltonnolan.com
Getting Yelled at By Dumbasses
The defining experience of fascism.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
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weedson @ptxr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
because of Kirk’s untimely passing, I must announce that I’ll be hitting it raw
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/09/2025
chat is it a good sign for the state of the empire if targeted political assassinations are ramping up
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Cloud Ninja @cloudninja.pw · 28/08/2025
Like the original gamemode, "orbiting" is now an intentional design choice in my "Rocket Dodgeball" game. Check it out :) cloudninja.itch.io/gd-dodgeball... #godot #gamedev #indie #tf2 #indiedev #dev
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
When you’ve lost the guys in salmon shirts
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Jesús Rafael Soto, Displacement of a Luminous Element, 1954 #artbots #moma botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Gift of Patricia Phelps de Cisneros through the Latin American and Caribbean Fund in honor of Susana and Ricardo Steinbruch
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Maddie Chthonia @maddiequestions.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
USE YOUR DETECTIVE VISION
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