🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 14hAI Generated Music to Chill and Bind Torture Kill Small Animals To 031
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Please keep posting pictures of Peter thiel trying not to nut I love it and I love to see it thank you 0162
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026During Covid I couldn’t get bay leaves anywhere for some reason so I ordered a bag online for like 8 bucks and when it arrived it was HUGE anyway I just finally gave up on the 1/4 bag of remaining mostly crushed bay leaves 6 years later or whatever please press F to salute my Covid bay leaves 150
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026at my father's hospice going room to room playing "choosin' Texas" on my shitty iPhone speaker at full blast to make sure no one dies without hearing it first I can tell how thankful they all are even if they are unable to express it 120
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026(awaking suddenly from a deep slumber my eyes rolling back in my head and intoning in a strange hollow voice) the real problem none of yall are ready to talk about is that not allowing iced coffee at a job interview is actually homophobic AF and also ableist 030
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(cracking open my 7th bud light lime) so what's this job about anyways 080
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Uhhhh yeah let me get uh 1 lovecraftian horror please yeah and can you make that ablaze and extra glistening ? 2120
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is so fucking embarrassing get your shit together Vahine 030
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As a Person of Pioneer Valley Experience this all checks out 2130
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Instead of adding weight I’m increasing the difficulty of my deadlifts by moisturizing right before I go to the gym 160
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My 8 year old showing off his collection of sticks he found in the park 0120
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Was transferring all my data from my old laptop to my new one so I could trade it in and tripped over the cord and cracked the screen thus making the trade in impossible 160
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the AI actress Tilly Norwood has overdosed on cychlorphine and died 030
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026watching a guy roll through a red light looking at his phone …beautiful 051
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Incredible thread everyone loves to shit on England and rightfully so but credit where credit is due no does it better (worse) www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/s/cC...reddit.comFrom the AskUK community on RedditExplore this post and more from the AskUK community 2122
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Top 10 arcane implements 1. Totems 2. Grimoire or Tome 3. Orbs 4. Fetish 5. Rods or Scepters 6. Symbol 7. Chalices 8. Cauldrons 9. Staves 10. Rods 160
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Besides being the most annoying people alive I wouldn’t trust any of these guys to wash their hands after they pee 040
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have never given even a moment of thought to “Ed Sheeran” and I’m not starting now 090
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Special agent Hands distinguished himself with exemplary behavior throughout his career until his tragic death thwarting what we believe was a potentially catastrophic terrorist attack no we cannot disclose the details of the operation 180
Reposted by 🕳⚰️💨Max Read @maxread.info · 15/09/2026i don't like that i feel like we're all getting dragged against our will into an all-media all-the-time LessWrong thread, an insanely annoying and disorienting experience that most people do not have sufficient experience or mental preparations to deal with 18756108
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026All the kids are talking about Monty Don retiring from Gardeners World “it’s so over” “I’ll never get the build of my wig wam structure right for my long beans now” “RIP to the garden GOAT” just some of comments I’m seeing 1135
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell’s nude body crawling impossibly up the wall leaving a glaze of mucus in its wake the head rotating completely around to watch you from its perch on the ceiling it begins screaming and howling in an unknown language 160
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wheeling Mitch McConnell’s living corpse into the back of a garbage truck “he’s feeling great he said” 050
Reposted by 🕳⚰️💨🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 09/05/2026trying to get into the mind of the person putting an RBG sticker in their back window and as close as I can get is bluesky poster who follows 200,000 people on here 911410
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was living in Japan and had to get my visa renewed in Seoul and they made me use an underground tunnel to go between the us and Japanese embassies bevause the American embassy was essentially blockaded by protestors and I still got spit on (which you know fair enough) 091
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Mohammed Atta brandishing a box cutter & yelling at passengers in Arabic suddenly a blue nimbus of crackling electricity coalesces & a naked muscular Donald Trump stands from a crouch “not today Mohammad” he launches himself at the terrorist disarming and subduing him as hostages cheer & applaud 151
🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026man sure would suck to live a hateful life scamming the dumbest people in the world and then getting killed in a very public venue and then everyone thinks its the funniest thing and they make your gross gummy face a meme and your wife is immediately fuckig on you & also you're in hell for eternity 1346
