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Brendan

@chibdm.bsky.social
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 2h
Please God, make these texts stop!
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, it doesn't look like Zelda Orchestra tickets will be easy to come by
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 6h
This guy fucks. I don't even know the polling numbers, but he's gonna win.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 6h
What a soulless existence
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 15h
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 19h
Sorry to burst his bubbles
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 19h
Good thing this politician is in no way related to Chicago
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 20h
You can make fun of people's looks if no one else looks like them.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 20h
Thinking about the Philadelphia Eagles
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 20h
Just installed a bidet with zero room for leverage screwing in bolts. So obviously I'm covered with toilet water.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 21h
I called myself to find my phone and forgot to hangup. Now I have a 30 Rock script as a message.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 23h
It's love!
Baggies of white powder.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, is Keenum not starting next week? Is there some sort of bureaucracy around depth charts?
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Checking the news today
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My L station got an automated self cleaning toilet.
Screenshot of a CBS News Chicago report showing the entrance to an automated public restroom, with a sink and toilet visible inside. The headline reads, “Automated self-cleaning restroom being installed in West Town.”
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Reddit
Jalen Hurts is on Case Keenum's lap ingnominiously
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gomer Pyle just destroyed the Eagles
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting word that Case Keenum proposed to his mistress after the game.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Transformers erection meme with more girth
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ref has been laughing at the Eagles all night
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That doesn't happen naturally. Gonna be funny when he dies of following Joe Rogan's health advice.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jackson just gave him the Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most stressful blowout I've seen in the regular season
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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tyson bagent is going to join the taliban
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone get a photo of Bagent sulking
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These dumbfuck eagles
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Score here and I'll start to feel confident
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is this AI shit?
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why don't they make the whole plane out of Case Keenum?
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Score here please
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take the goddamn FG if it happens
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everybody catching Case's
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess that roughing penalty was genius
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupid time to go camping, Jalen
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck you, Philly
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They did a cost benefit analysis I guess
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah we know where this is headed
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cairo Santos might as well retire. There are officially zero situations for a field goal now.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jfc
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You fucking morons
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here comes 3 more plays that will eventually get it in.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bernstein did mention Case might get receivers killed. That throw was what he meant.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3 days before the stock crash.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Swift doing everything tonight
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His full name is Briefcase Keenum
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Mayor of Greater Chicagoland @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s 90s fine. Like he could come on the set of Living Single and everyone would be like woooooooooooo
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking A!
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