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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 5h

Monogramming every shirt I own but with the letters BAG ELS

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Elon Musk wipes back to front

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 10h

Hurt people either hurt people or write the funniest posts.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14h

tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments

Tesla Cybertruck with custom red, black, and white finish designed to resemble Eddie Van Halen’s guitar.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16h

Nothing like logging into a Zoom call a week early and getting an email saying, hi what are you doing? Meeting is next Wednesday

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h

*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17h

I Know What Amazon Thinks About You and Your Purchasing Habits: You're Boring Straight to video this Fall

Screenshot of my person About Me on Amazon that details how I do crafts, read, exercise, drink the coffee and play game

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19h

[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can always tell when the world tries to learn from your thoughts because it'll have some universal truth act casual for being wrong and wait for you to say like "2+2=a trick I picked up stealing cars"

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“I Was Crushing On Your Avi Then You Changed It,” a Bsky memoir.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Should I have coffee? 🔲 Yes 🔲 No 🔲 The mug is already in your hand, it's weird you are asking me

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Too much caffeine doesn't hurt those who are pure of heart

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am certainly qualified to test that hypothesis and so far I seem to be alive but who can tell really

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can you die of too many open computer tabs

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

neuroplasticity is real. in less than one year, i have rewired my brain to release dopamine at the sound of the anaheim ducks goal horn

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Him: It’s really dark in there. Her: I’m beginning to suspect that you’re not really a board certified gynecologist.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Her: I’m really looking forward to a quiet evening at home. Me: *𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸*

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don't explain to me like I am five, that's condescending. Explain to me like I am 55, distracted, and have never met you before in my life

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Vacation auto responder idea: Your email found me on a day where my Chicago Sun-Times horoscope told me to avoid shopping and important decisions between 5 am and 10:15 pm CST

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My Disney villain sex worker name is Captain Hooker.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Harlan Coben’s I’ve Got Your Nose

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Crushing cans on my head until I feel all the loneliness of voices ignored and still crying out. Is it me? Have I really done it this time? I facepalm on a message. The only way to get a hold of you these days please call me love mom

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

2006 was 20 years ago but feels like yesterday. 1996 was thirty years ago but feels like ancient history, like we were sitting around the fire watching the Fugees kill us softly on a stone TV with a bird for an antenna

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Lady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Related: covid gives you wrinkles and causes premature aging (on top of, you know, all the other stuff like literal brain damage), which means wearing an N95 and demanding clean, HEPA filtered air prevent wrinkles and help you stay young.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My loan for filling my gas tank completely was just approved.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's still time before the holidays to have a trap door installed in front of your house.

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was raped at a frat party. It’s a shockingly common experience and preventative interventions in college are way too late.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Determined to stay nice because I heard the weight of being cruel to everyone is really aging and bad for your complexion

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

People keep telling me I should write a book, and I just think about how I can barely commit to putting laundry away.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’d like to get serious for a moment. Phew! Glad that’s over.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My body is a temple. My head has two temples. I attended Temple University. I forgot where I was going with this.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Waking dreams like ghosts living parallel to your life. Drifting off, occupied, time to the lost being nothing, how does it all die anyway. Regret. Left turns. Albuquerque.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Elon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love fall so much. I've lived in Vermont my whole life and foliage season still seems like such a completely bonkers and beautiful thing to happen every year. It never gets old. 🍂

Photo of a pile of leaves on vibrant dark green moss. I collected lots of fallen leaves of different colors from different plants and trees and arranged them in an egg-shaped gradient going from green at the top to yellow and then orange and then red to darkest reds at the bottom.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't care what your real name is. You will always be a bad dad pun as a handle in my heart.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

let's just go back to pagers and landlines guys.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026

when dubliners find out i'm from canada and ask what it's like living next door to a sundowning sociopath

pete campvell to bob in the elevator saying Not great, Declan!

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Her: Why should I go out with you? What value do you bring to the table? Me: Temporary boredom relief.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just one zombie I'm not even gonna say anything, even though I'd love to be able to amuse such a panic that I become the bitten off face of the pre-regaling ritual

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I didn't vote for Natalie Harp to be First Lady but I guess it's a dirty job and someone's gotta do it

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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Now we're cooking

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