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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Disco conspiracy theory. Studio 51

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 9h

Boom bitch 💥🙄

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 4h

I'm not your soulmate. I'm that packet of duck sauce you've had in your junk drawer for 7yrs.

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

when olive garden doesnt open until 11

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 5h

blocked over carbonara at 10:45am is WILD

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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 4h

Stop the car!!!!!!

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

citryou + citrme = citrus

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h

So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder”

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4h

What does it mean about me that 3 people total, 1 being an ex bf, have sent me this?

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 4h

ME: what are those little bugs hovering around the basket of grapes? GUY: fruit flies I think ME: *rolls eyes* no it doesn’t, doug

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frielf @goblin.fans · 7h

snorting lines of pharmaceutical grade jazz

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message

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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah no, that's fucking stupidest thing I've fucking heard this week. I'm always calling it fucking Artificial Intelligence

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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 6h

Guess I need to fucking win a Nobel Prize. "For his 1922 Nobel Prize in physics, Niels Bohr was awarded a lifetime of free beer by Denmark's Carlsberg Brewery."

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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 6h

"You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow." ~Janis Joplin

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 8h

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 6h

just me and my nervous system doing the running man

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 11h

Too early for the airport oyster bar. Story of my life. 🙄

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10h

It's way too early for this shit 😒

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 9h

Coffee tastes better when someone else makes it for you.

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ღ 𝚁𝚊𝚠𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚝 ღ @bratnextdoorxo.bsky.social · 9h

i have a growing list on my phone of fall shenanigans i want to do and restaurants i want us to try:)

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my brain is being mean to me today, I'll be back when I can ✌️

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Whenever I'm at a Halloween themed venue, people think I work there

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He was discovered two weeks later, in a cheap motel with a prostitute, both bludgeoned to death by what authorities believed was a golden fiddle. The murder weapon was never recovered Johnny learned too late that the Devil always wins

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I had a dream I was making up with someone I’m mad at and my eyes flew open so fast. Hell no

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ever see someone so sexy you just wanted to fight them?

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Misty @anglobones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

they will be using these cameras as an excuse to do whatever they want with impunity till we get rid of them

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/10/2026

Yes I'm dating with intention... the intention to ruin our lives

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sorry I was freestyling to the beeps from your grandmother's medical monitors

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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This fish has a bigger bite than usual! bringatrailer.com/listing/1968-plym…

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

O Ruiner Wisconsin, State Census, 1885

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

you ever buy groceries for ants? just spending *human money* on food and these freeloading motherfuckers have me spraying poison on my brand-new oreos at 730am.

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