DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Got fuck all done in a productivity sense today. However I fucking finished a book, cancelled some shit and fucking breakfast casserole for dinner. Before vs after 110
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving ~Lao Tzu He's being philosophical today 030
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026For a lazy fuck that never works out I fucking eat like I'm forever on fucking 2-a-days 090
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out the day I turned 18 031
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I don't know what any of this fucking means but that's a fuckton of pink 020
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Treated myself to fucking brunch. 4 egg bacon avocado havarti omelette, ciabatta buns and leftover ribeye Yeah I fucked up the flip 030
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Just fucking guess which of your fucking dumbass internet idiots left his fucking gear out to dry and it rained? 010
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Today's fucking brunch is just fucking boozy berry blender cocktails 041
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy fuckin' birthday to the United States of America! 041
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Was a big fucking night after buddy stopped at duty free a few weeks ago. Canadian darts! 010
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I have no idea what any of this means but I'm slow so that tracks 010
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My fucking dog watching me eat like fuck I thought we were fucking bros, where's mine? 010
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Holy fucking shit, thought a hummingbird was coming in for a fucking drink and nope it's this fucking massive whatever the fuck 490
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Ok I'm not a fucking certified fucking genius but explain this any other fucking way 0131
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This fucking creature found a safe place of refuge for 10 fucking minutes, good thing I have fuck all to do today 180
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/05/2026This fucking guy (Ryker) is the lady (Bella) on the rights brother. His mom is my buddy's wife's mom and while Bella has had 1000's of dollars training, he is with me for his first bit of any fucking training. Already tried fucking swimming (first pool experience) so work to do 140
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 14/01/2026My fucking sky last night...these moments are the fucking reason we live 0144
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Hearing it's tradition to kiss under the fucking mistletoe. Merry fucking christmas, ya filthy animals (my fave people btw) 1154
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 22/07/2025It was fucking free swag from the Molson rep. RIP...final form pics 000
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Pool day at best fucking pal and I absolutely exhausted the fucking 4 month old puppy. Still fucking got it! 080
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 13/05/2025So I'm no fucking photographer but the moon was pretty fucking spectacular last night 1113
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Reskeet a photo someone else took of you that you don't hate. 081
DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Wait, what the fuck, who knew narcissists fucking went around gaslighting people? Nobody trying to "harm USA" you and the ketamine kid are doing a fucking bang up job without our help 110