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DrunkAss

@maxhyde.bsky.social
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bsky
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well holy fuck, good morning moon!
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Got fuck all done in a productivity sense today. However I fucking finished a book, cancelled some shit and fucking breakfast casserole for dinner. Before vs after
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving ~Lao Tzu He's being philosophical today
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fuckin' sharks man
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*not my picture but fun
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Caught a fucking pic of Mitch's home recovery program
Han solo frozen in carbonite
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
For a lazy fuck that never works out I fucking eat like I'm forever on fucking 2-a-days
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out the day I turned 18
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got some fucking color last night
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't know what any of this fucking means but that's a fuckton of pink
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Treated myself to fucking brunch. 4 egg bacon avocado havarti omelette, ciabatta buns and leftover ribeye Yeah I fucked up the flip
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just fucking guess which of your fucking dumbass internet idiots left his fucking gear out to dry and it rained?
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's fucking Mitch McConnell isn't it?
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today's fucking brunch is just fucking boozy berry blender cocktails
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy fuckin' birthday to the United States of America!
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy fucking Canada Day ya fucking hosers!
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Was a big fucking night after buddy stopped at duty free a few weeks ago. Canadian darts!
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have no idea what any of this means but I'm slow so that tracks
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My fucking dog watching me eat like fuck I thought we were fucking bros, where's mine?
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
setting up my group chat on bsky
Pic of the three Hansen brothers from the movie Slapshot
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Smoke you fucking later, bro
Picture of a window behind a wall of plants with a large marijuana plant centered
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Holy fucking shit, thought a hummingbird was coming in for a fucking drink and nope it's this fucking massive whatever the fuck
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Ok I'm not a fucking certified fucking genius but explain this any other fucking way
Pedialyte freeziesPedialyte freezies acting as ice in a vodka soda
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This fucking creature found a safe place of refuge for 10 fucking minutes, good thing I have fuck all to do today
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This fucking guy (Ryker) is the lady (Bella) on the rights brother. His mom is my buddy's wife's mom and while Bella has had 1000's of dollars training, he is with me for his first bit of any fucking training. Already tried fucking swimming (first pool experience) so work to do
Full hair male Great Pyrenees ~1yoHair shaved female Great Pyrenees ~1yo
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Drunk photo outside the bar
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Happy birthday from Apollo
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
You know I'm Canada down
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My fucking sky last night...these moments are the fucking reason we live
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Quel surprise! *sarcasm
Screen shot saying:

The Innocence Test

Devil Child (92)
idk what you're doing on the weekends, but all the more power to you. Lucifer would be proud.
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hearing it's tradition to kiss under the fucking mistletoe. Merry fucking christmas, ya filthy animals (my fave people btw)
Picture of dumbasses dumb ass with mistletoe picture pasted to appear like it's hanging from a beltloop
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Fuckin half a moon still a good moon
Just a vivid pic of the halfmoon partially obscured by light clouds
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
It was fucking free swag from the Molson rep. RIP...final form pics
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy fuckin' Canada Day ya fuckin' hosers! 🍁🇨🇦🍁
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Pool day at best fucking pal and I absolutely exhausted the fucking 4 month old puppy. Still fucking got it!
White Great Pyranees puppy (4mos) sleeping on concrete in front of a giant fan
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
So I'm no fucking photographer but the moon was pretty fucking spectacular last night
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It was not
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Zuck: the average American has three friends
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fuck this Saturday
Ass with hand over his face
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Mood:
Picture of white socks labelled L and R on opposite feet with 'Fuck you, I wont do what you tell me' in messy uneven red handwriting
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Reskeet a photo someone else took of you that you don't hate.
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Wait, what the fuck, who knew narcissists fucking went around gaslighting people? Nobody trying to "harm USA" you and the ketamine kid are doing a fucking bang up job without our help
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Who the fuck is still fucking doubting this claim?
Picture of TV with CNN headline 'Trump claims ignorance' under picture of Trump
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DrunkAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Yeah I'm religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity
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