Reposted by Marsha FatFaceJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Hey I called it 66169913237
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 08/12/2024[at a crowded urinal in a chili’s bathroom] hogs looking good tonight! 617523
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Getting gunned down on the street in NY is a weird way to find out you’re the most hated man in America 010
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Too literal to give people cute nicknames but too forgetful to not create secret nicknames for recall 000
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Could go for a big juicy something burger. This nothing burger diet is a little dry. 010
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/12/2024santa dusting off the sleigh and finding his unopened lunchbox still sitting in it from last year 1532360
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024THERAPIST: you need to get out of your comfort zone ME: my what 10554126
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/12/2024no i will not change my display name to something cute and festive for the holidays. i am here to fight god 2160780
Reposted by Marsha FatFacee l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024reverse cowgirl so i can look at all the cool jibbitz on his crocs 1245
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceOrpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 02/12/2024. I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. APOLOGISE TO ME. 5031144
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Massive away win for the little fella. 573583899605
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 03/12/2024media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in the desert with mountains in the background and asking is it too much to ask for both .Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the desert with mountains in the background and asking is it too much to ask for both . 000
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 01/12/2024For once I'd like the menu options to carefully listen to ME. I've changed too, you know. 3353135
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/11/2024we need a disney princess who is osha forklift certified 23958194
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/11/2024waiter: don’t touch the plate it’s very hot *sets plate down in the weirdest place* 512988233
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceDiscö Fränkënstëin @bobjanke.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I can't wait for tomorrow that's when The War on Christmas officially starts 1235551
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 29/11/2024However much coffee you think I’ve had today, it’s at least double thatmedia.tenor.coma woman in a wig is holding a very large cup of coffeeAlt: a woman in a wig is holding a very large cup of coffee 110
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceSF Said @whatsfsaid.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I can never understand why children's books get left out of "great book" lists. The books we call "children's books" are really books written for an audience that includes children, but excludes no-one. They are books for EVERYONE - and if you exclude them, you miss the most important books of all! 3527312683
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceWendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I’m at the age where the faint sound of wind chimes gives me heartburn. 29541
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 28/11/2024No one: 9, watching the Macy’s parade: when I see Billie Eilish, THEN I’ll be impressed 000
Reposted by Marsha FatFacekattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post. 371782426
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Just ordered a second airport beer and now worried about making rent 411433
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024You know what's more depressing than putting away the dishes? Putting away the dishes quietly because everyone is still sleeping. 928555
Reposted by Marsha FatFacekattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 02/03/2024water co. ceo: what should we call our canned water employee: 𝕷𝖎𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖉 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 ceo: whoa how do you talk in that font employee: 𝖑𝖔𝖑 𝖎 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖓𝖔 𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖆 ceo: lemme try *takes deep breath* 𝒾𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝑒𝑜 shit nope 7487134
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Dr. Seuss: Is it a cat? Is it a rat? No it's 2422
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention 660277828633
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 27/11/20244 pics from your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies 000
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders 543545725
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I like when Facebook recommends people to friend but even FB can’t say how I might know them. Just taking a shot in the dark I guess. 000
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceThe Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024This is your annual reminder that you’re allowed to eat the foods you enjoy on Thanksgiving. They don’t have to be “nutritious”, you don’t have to earn your meal or make up for it after in the gym & if anyone says otherwise, remember a fork can be a weapon & I’ll bail you out. 20646108
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/11/2024audrey turns irate loretta goes into a snit evelyn becomes vexed harriet has a fit of pique dorothy gets slightly miffed 826767
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Remember, if you recommend anything (a restaurant, a movie, a tv series, a book, music) then you are totally responsible for it, and if it sucks, you suck. 981565152
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 25/11/2024My superpower is I can tell whenever the coffee cups in a tv show are empty. Law & Order hasn’t seen a wet cup in 30 years. 1258363111600
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Boss: You should have been here at 7. Me: Ohhhhhhh what happened at 7? 271899272
Marsha FatFace @marshafatface.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Make myself comfortable. With my limited human peripheral vision? ….ok 🙄 000
Reposted by Marsha FatFaceslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 20/11/2024whenever twitter servers went down it was stupid but when bluesky servers go down it’s just cute. like awe sorry we love you so much we know you’re doing your best 805704560
