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Mark Berrong

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herman Melville: Imagine a whale. Fuck you, it’s way cooler than that.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I got chills
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Blew off work, went to The Veil instead
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Black Camaro flying through traffic on my way to work this morning, zooming way too close with no turn signals. Pulled over by a trooper immediately after passing me. 10/10 gonna be a good day.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There is no universe where Walton Goggins shops at Walmart
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/06/2026
Donald Trump has been in office for 2% of the last 250 years of presidents but has added 28% to the national debt.
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The reflecting pool can still be blue, if Mike Pence has the courage.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You really think IT will happen between now and… Oh, the Knicks, right, the Knicks, got it.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jalen Brunson: “You’re allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. But you gotta go out there and do something about it.” A good mantra for fighting fascism too.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This asshole has been taking a conference call at the airport bar for the last twenty minutes
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Holy shit
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@tinyklaus.com Dunno if you’re a comics guy, but I’ve been enjoying The Department of Truth from James Tynion. Covers some of the same topics as the podcast.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Whoops, maybe benching three plates isn’t a good qualification for secretary of defense
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
At the Nevermore film festival in Durham, NC last weekend, I was lucky enough to catch America's sweetheart @billcorbett.bsky.social in Joe Scrimshaw's "Dead Media." Really fun horror-comedy!
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The rot used to be more metaphorical, right?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We have lost a decade of our life to an evil idiot…a dolt. A moron. One of the most racist and dumbest humans on the planet. 10 years.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/12/2024
Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? “ate too much blood at dinner feel like I’m gonna bleh” is exactly the kind of thing Dracula would say. Not funny. Some of us haven’t forgiven him for his many crimes
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
🚨 Epstein survivors release this powerful PSA in advance of the Super Bowl demanding answers from the Justice Department. This is the Super Bowl ad every American should see. Spread it everywhere.
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sam @samthielman.com · 15/09/2023
it actually makes a lot of sense that hitler turned out the way he did when you think of how it must have affected him as a baby having to fight off all those time travelers
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Sandy Jarrell @sandyjarrell.com · 24/01/2026
ICE goon in front of a Klan robe in front of flames and krosses, border lettering reads FUCKKK ICE with KKK insignias at corners
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/01/2026
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kalen Dion is not wrong. 😳👇
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Instead of watching Trump's speech tonight, watch a Rob Reiner movie!
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just a heads-up: if I don't get my standard 37 dolls for Xmas this year, I will go apeshit.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/11/2025
If you fall for a billionaire telling you to hate your neighbors, especially if you claim to be Christian, I don't know, man. That's pretty stupid.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
coworker: hey are you going to the all-hands meeting? me: (has feet for feet) no i'm not allowed to
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The irony is that "Quiet, piggy!" is exactly what St. Peter plans to tell Trump.
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Starting to think that the drunk lumberjack from Real World Boston might not have been the best choice for Secretary of Transportation.
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Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but ultimately he was a terrible person responsible for the deaths of many under false pretenses.
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
After everybody went nuts over it in theaters last week, we decided we wanted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile out there as soon as possible. We're releasing it this Thursday, and we've made it free for everybody. All we ask is that you watch it, hopefully on a TV, next to as many people as you can.
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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
You know, we’re not so different you and I. I’ve got my head stuck up my own ass, and you’ve got your entire asshole wrapped around your own head. Different sides of the same coin.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Elvis is the rare celebrity of yesteryear that if anything would fit in even more today because he was super into self defense and being high on drugs and talking to a crooked President and dating a teenager, he’d 100000% have a crypto thing going on
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Give me fuel, give me fire Give me space cause I’m a crier
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Why be an emergency contact when you can be the emergency.
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