Reposted by Mark Berrongmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491779432
Reposted by Mark Berrongbog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 23/12/2025every squad has the oblivious homie. except mine i guess 142181
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a fucking disappointment that guy turned out to be. 050
Reposted by Mark BerrongAndrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Herman Melville: Imagine a whale. Fuck you, it’s way cooler than that. 011210
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One seems to be taking the project more seriously than the other 110
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's how many English words each of them know. 010
Reposted by Mark Berrongweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Somewhere, Alex P Keaton starts scrabbling through his trash 010
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I ended up enjoying this more than I expected, but I also think one season is plenty 000
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've always hoped those two would end up together...crumpled at the bottom of a well. 010
Reposted by Mark BerrongJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979531450
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just a perfectly normal conversation, between two well-adjusted adult men. 000
Reposted by Mark Berrongiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay, 218104082357
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Try yard sales first- that's where your cursed dollar really stretches. 021
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 27/07/2026TV's Tim is out there somewhere missing you, though. 110
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 22/07/2026He's doing a lot of it himself, too. There's pics of super glue tubes on the Resolute Desk. Unhinged. 020
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Terrific book. I read it directly before Lovecraft Country and they made for a great pairing. 120
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My wife is unlikely to ever get upset about me appreciating your burger. 010
Reposted by Mark Berrongsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land. 553007549
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Only if it's from the Bay region in France. Otherwise it's Widow's Sparkling Lagoon. 010
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026When it came out, I referred to it as "the worst movie you'll ever love." Holds up. 000
Reposted by Mark BerrongDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690113670
Mark Berrong @markberrong.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Black Camaro flying through traffic on my way to work this morning, zooming way too close with no turn signals. Pulled over by a trooper immediately after passing me. 10/10 gonna be a good day. 020
