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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 16h

“You guys seen any good whale pussy lately?” Rob Delaney at a gam

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New Caitlin Clark Nike ads on Court Ave in Des Moines #blessed

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Drinking beer from a grain bin like a true #Iowan (hero)

Sloss Scottish Ale
Alluvial Brewing Company
@ The Iowa Taproom

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having coffee with my nephew Gary! He died last year but still kicking it for spooky season

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

you would think with all the Bud Light and Jamba Juice money, they could’ve actually filmed DTF St Louis in St Louis

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“It’s rained enough in Iowa” Official statement from Andrew Granola (9/26/26)

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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

To answer your question ladies…

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve been back in Iowa for a week and haven’t seen the sun yet. Tomorrow is my chance!

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Enjoying wine coolers from the Loire Valley

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 I-O-WA, a place to stay Get your booty on the floor tonight Make my day Yo, pump up the jam, pump it up While your feet are stomping And the jam is pumping Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin' 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 ~ opening track on Belgian act Technotronic's first album, Pump Up the Jam: The Album (1989)

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They set Lanterns in Nebraska because they would’ve had to hire models for the extras if they set it in Iowa

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m at UI today. Doctors are studying how I’m able to make such good posts. Interim diagnosis: “being an absolute legend”

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rough year for Rob January: face ripped off by a chimpanzee July: murdered by sexy serial killer September: thrown out of a helicopter by Judy Heumann (rumored)

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Suboptimal that the president is a fucking moron.

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Overview of Rob’s cousins for those academically minded #terry

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I just watched a foreign national order a Long Island Ice Tea in NYC and tell his friends “it must be a local delicacy” Praying for him

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I see this guy’s Hugo Boss advert in Columbus Circle everyday and goddamn it’s hard not to look at

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Perhaps President Trump fibbed when he said firefighters pulled him from the rubble on 9/11. But he’s telling the truth about winning the 2020 election, Obama being from Kenya, school nurses performing sex change operations, and Haitians eating pets. by Scott Jennings

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m ready to do my Upper West Side bagel and bar endorsement

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

imo it would be better if the president were not crazy.

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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

kidnapped a bunch of people at Burning Man but when I call their families to demand ransom I get a lot of hangups or people saying "naah we're good"

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

1) torture @robdelaney.bsky.social on camera 2) make a ton of money it’s that simple Hollywood

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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 02/09/2026

we're already on it :)

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How many @raygunsite.com shirts am i going to have to buy?

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I love a) Rob and his presence here, and b) bringing up classics (or just old books) that are worth reading. I had this experience last year with Lonesome Dove. What are your classics that are worth seeking out?

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’m in Hoboken today and it’s lovely. Perhaps the documentary “Dude Where’s My Car?” was somewhat less than accurate.

“We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.”

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Hester Blum @hesterblum.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Who is to say

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When you look up Jeanne Moreau after watching La Notte

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

thinking about the Bond girl named “Strawberry Fields” and how they were too embarrassed to say it during the movie so they stuffed it into the end credits

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

All caught up! Favorite line so far: “see how elastic our stiff prejudices grow when love comes to bend them”

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Roosevelt Island > Staten Island Shout out to Spider-Man for the rec

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

all you coastal elites on this app might not get it, but as a humble American small business owner from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, the #1 issue that matters to me and my family is Quebecois language laws. and I'm glad the President is standing up for me

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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

After officially visiting Staten Island, I can say I’ve visited all 5 NYC boroughs. After 3 hours on Staten Island, I can confirm it does #suck Absolute best part is the ferry ride and views of Manhattan

View of Manhattan from the Staten Island Ferry

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