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Writer and host of @patternstellstories.com podcast with @libertybirb.bsky.social. 🛸 Podcast: linktr.ee/patternstellstories Substack: www.tinyklaus.com Website: patternstellstories.com

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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 15h
My dog Kenzo.
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Anomalous Jen @anomalouslibrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Valid listening for #ufobookclub meeting next Monday
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 26/09/2026
Crazy.
Some Republicans said they were privately aghast by the images that came out of the dinner, including Chinese flags on the roof of the White House and officials on their hands and knees dusting off a red carpet before Xi walked across it.
The Oval Office
President Trump hosted Chinese leader Xi Jinping at the White House on Thursday. PHOTO: MATT KAMINSKY/ ZUMA PRESS
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 24/09/2026
Our new episode is now out on all audio platforms. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/08oY... Patreon (Extended): www.patreon.com/PatternsTell... #ufosky
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The Henge
Patterns Tell Stories | UFOs & High Strangeness · Episode
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Patterns Tell Stories @patternstellstories.com · 25/09/2026
NEW Patterns Tell Stories with Kʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) and GΔRRΞTT (@libertybirb.bsky.social) 📡 The Henge Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/08oY... Patreon (Extended): www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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GΔRRΞTT @libertybirb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEW Patterns Tell Stories (@patternstellstories.com) with Kʟᴀᵾs (@tinyklaus.com) and me 🛰️ The Henge Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/08oY... Patreon (Extended): www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 24/09/2026
Our new episode is now out on all audio platforms. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/08oY... Patreon (Extended): www.patreon.com/PatternsTell... #ufosky
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The Henge
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 23/09/2026
My dog Kenzo.
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GΔRRΞTT @libertybirb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW Patterns Tell Stories out for Patreon subscribers 🍄 Link: www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 22/09/2026
The extended version of our new episode is out early for Patreon supporters. #ufosky www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 16/09/2026
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 14/09/2026
Nice to have confirmation that Ashton Forbes and Red Panda Koala doxxed my family back in 2023. These people are fucking scum.
Ashton 11/19/2023 12:08 PM
Got them.
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Nickolas (nick)
his wife is
and they live in
ok now l'll find their address
I gotta do other stuff first but afterwards l'Il get their address and phone numbers
Mellow 11/19/2023 12:10 PM
Hopefully Panda will wake up soon. He has all kinds of receipts I'm sure.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 13/09/2026
Software is committing felony criminal acts, and the companies that developed that software should be prosecuted to fullest extent of the law. It’s really not that complicated.
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Nicky 🦋🐛🌱🌿🐈‍⬛🐈 (she/her) @nhallerwilson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Delilah is a delightful dilute tortoiseshell Siamese; her confidence is growing 🩷 #Cats & #kittens come spayed/neutered, microchipped, vaccinated and more with an adoption fee/donation to Whiskers, Tails and Ferals in Napa, CA. www.whiskerstailsandferals.com
Kitty with pink nose, amber eyes and white paws, With orange, black and cream
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
So shut it down. The fuck are we doing.
POLITICS • NATIONAL SECURITY
Anthropic Says Iran Used Its American AI Model to Target U.S. Navy Warships
Anthropic says it disrupted the plot, which was included in its report on adversaries using Al to develop weapons and track dissidents
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
This is the cat version of my dog. Pls adopt.
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
People need to get their heads out of their asses pretty quickly and think of Epstein’s relationship with the Saudis in this context. There’s a reason they’re still withholding 3 million documents and will continue to do so even after Trump is gone. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Bayoumi was arrested in the UK by the Metropolitan Police days after the attacks and the videos were found among his possessions, along with other crucial evidence.
This included a diagram of a plane with a flight descent equation written alongside.
Multiple FBI agents received copies of the diagram, but it was never shared with the British interrogators, even though it had been couriered to the police station where Bayoumi was being held in custody.
The diagram was also kept from some FBI agents investigating Bayoumi, as well as from the 9/11 Commission - the independent inquiry into the largest mass murder in US history, in which nearly 3,000 people were killed. Bayoumi was never prosecuted.
He and the Saudi government did not respond to the BBC's requests for comment, but both have always denied any involvement in, or prior knowledge of, the attacks. The FBI declined to comment.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina.
Trump administration blocks $25 million in funding for national parks
The Interior Department did not give approval to more than 130 partnership agreements covering activities such as tending to sled dogs and preventing damage to burial mounds.
September 11, 2026 at 5:37 p.m. EDT
Today at 5:37 p.m. EDT
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/09/2026
Trump did not win in 2024.
WATCH: Trump leads
RNC in pledge to 'cheat like hell' in November elections
Politics Sep 11, 2026 5:56 PM EDT
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 11/09/2026
"Why would companies buy GPU's they have no intention of deploying?" Same reason private equity buys housing they have no intention of renting. That's the thing about PE, it destroys everything - it's just rent-seeking. PE is actually the Paperclip Maximizer that these guys say we should fear.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 11/09/2026
Part two of the extended version of our new episode is out for Patreon supporters. #ufosky www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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GΔRRΞTT @libertybirb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NEW Patterns Tell Stories out for Patreon subscribers 🛰️ Link: www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 11/09/2026
Let others chase little green men. No millionaire came knocking on my door with an offer to finance a search for the giant worms of Australia. But I must admit I once went to Norway and Sweden where unidentified submarines were causing an uproar. It turned out that American and Soviet subs were playing Cold War games with each other. The last really big UFO flap took place in Russia in the 1980s and that too proved to be a Cold War swindle.
John A. Keel
The Mothman Prophecies: A True Story
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 25/11/2025
Ain’t this a bitch.
204. Dr. Garry Nolan & Dr. Rudy Schild...
Dec 20, 2024 • S1 E204 • 1 hr 14 min
When one population separates from another, and has a different
environment, or has a different niche, it then evolves towards that niche, and leaves the others behind. So what, and that's called speciation, you know, Darwin's finches, as an example. And so I wonder if this is a form of speciation.
That we are beginning to evolve a group that is different enough, and only is breeding within itself as a sub-society that has these abilities, which gets into very, you know, Marvel Comics territory, and several other, you know, dystopian movie sets. So that's, that I find
interesting because you know, you know, we think only over this, over the course of 100 or 200, maybe even a thousand years, it's about the most the human brain can manage. But as Rudy was saying earlier, whatever these things are, they've been around a long time.
Behind
GreatnessThe conclusion of Land's famous essay series The Dark Enlightenment addresses speciation as well, stating "Techno-scientific auto-production... is not merely an evolutionary event, but the threshold of a new evolutionary phase." Land turns to quotes from John H. Campbell and eugenics publication evolution to illustrate his point, respectively:
"1. Most evolutionary change is associated with the origin of new species. 2. Several modes of evolution may operate simultaneously. In this case the most effective dominates the process. 3. Tiny minorities of individuals do most of the evolving instead of the species as a whole."
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Patterns Tell Stories @patternstellstories.com · 10/09/2026
New PATTERNS TELL STORIES out for Patreon subscribers 📡 Link: www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 10/09/2026
The most exhausting part of this administration is the media pretending Trump and Vance are anything but a distraction from what the oligarchs and their Heritage Foundation minions have been doing in the shadows.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 09/09/2026
Part one of the extended version of our new episode is now out for Patreon supporters. #ufosky www.patreon.com/PatternsTell...
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 09/09/2026
Jacques Vallee is a legend with integrity.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 09/09/2026
Trump 2.0 has provided us the clearest roadmap yet of specifically what needs to be addressed to ensure democracy survives. Every aspect of the oligarchy’s criminality must be exposed, examined, and acted upon. Clearly, Schumer and Jeffries aren’t ready or willing to do that. It’s a problem.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 09/09/2026
That Nazi secret society in One Battle After Another is called the Heritage Foundation.
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Abel Escher @wordsofabel.com · 09/09/2026
Anna Brady Estevez‘s (American Deeptech, Disclosure Foundation) husband just recently became AIRO‘s vice president for drones and corporate development - what a coincidence!
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 08/09/2026
It’s hilarious watching all these UFO podcasters acknowledge that Peter Thiel’s network is involved with ufology after the Pasulka interview. Fucking idiots.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day.
Trump also shared an AI-generated image depicting himself blowing up the earth, as well as an AI-generated image depicting himself buying stocks in the Oval Office, alongside the admission that he had "made Hundreds of Billions of Dollars on Stocks, and Many other type Holdings."
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 06/09/2026
She’s had enough of my bullshit.
My dog Kenzo.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 06/09/2026
January 6th, but with ICE agents and a drone bunker. Jeffries and Schumer are the last people to prepare anyone for that.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 06/09/2026
Found out today that my Nana randomly cooked Elon’s mom a steak at her NYC apartment.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 05/09/2026
Words of wisdom.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 04/09/2026
Thiel propaganda is being happily spread by That UFO Podcast.
UFOS
ANTICHRIST
LIFE AFTER DEATH
Upcoming
that ufa
podcast
Diana Pasulka: UFOs, The Antichrist,
Al & Life After Death
That UFO Podcast Premieres 9/5/26, 3:00 PM
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it Handmaid's Tale yet?
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 02/09/2026
This feels kind of dystopian.
"GET A MAC"
2006 TO 2009
"THERE'S ONLY ONE OZEMPIC"
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 02/09/2026
Total clown show.
think Jesse Michels is great and I admire whistleblowers, but what is this thumbnail...
Image
"IT'S HERE!' 1:59:46
Top Navy Admiral: "We're
Investigating An Alien Base In The...
Jesse Michels
342K views • 9 days ago
:
It's so bad and it's like a joke. I can't take it seriously when I perceive this as such a serious topic
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 01/09/2026
Every time you see a headline about the crimes against humanity committed by the Trump regime, remind yourself that Hakeem Jeffries had a secret meeting with Trump’s criminal son-in-law just a few months before the midterms. Hakeem Jeffries cannot be Speaker of the House. Ever.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 30/08/2026
Here’s Jesse Michels glazing his childhood friend, crypto-scammer Sam Bankman-Fried on an episode of American Alchemy that is now obviously deleted.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 30/08/2026
The single digit number of maintenance jobs lost by each data center isn’t the story. They’re trying to completely automate data centers so there is zero human intervention necessary, or even allowed. Full on Skynet shit. www.wired.com/story/inside...
wired.com
Inside Meta’s Push to Put Robots to Work in Data Centers
The company is testing robots that can swap cables, reset servers, and take on other tasks performed by technicians, fueling concerns among some workers that their jobs could be at risk.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 30/08/2026
www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/...
reddit.com
From the Epstein community on Reddit: Follow up post to Epstein’s gathering he had at Zorro Ranch in which he invited Mark Zuckerberg and Peter Thiel (original post linked below). Four years after Eps...
Explore this post and more from the Epstein community
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 28/08/2026
lol
Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos nabbed by
ICE in Louisiana
By Chris Nesi
Published Aug. 28, 2026, 1:47 p.m. ET
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 28/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries should resign.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 28/08/2026
Just a conversation between Donald Trump and Howard Lutnick. You know, two of Epstein’s best friends.
"You used to be a killer, Howard," Trump said, according to the authors. "I remember when you were thirty-five, you were a killer. And now you've got your beautiful wife, and your big house, and you're just soft. And you're a pussy.
You know what you are? You're a pussy."
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 27/08/2026
Prison. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
arstechnica.com
Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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